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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 1h

when i was 6 my parents let me watch beetlejuice and for the next year i refused to enter a particular room in our house because i was convinced beetlejuice was in there waiting to spook me out.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

banana bread cannot fail it can only be failed

the wonderful banana bread i made on a cooling rack but i already ate like 1/4 of it already. Nice and toasty brown with visible pockets of banana in the crumb and oats nicely distributed on top. You want to eat it.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when you buy a bunch of fish and keep them in a tank together, they enter into a tontine. the last surviving one gets whatever's in the treasure chest.

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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026

final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

cool as hell: according to radiometric dating of ejecta samples collected by the crew of apollo 17, the tycho crater was made about 107 million years ago during earth's cretaceous period (pretty young as craters go!). wild to imagine a dinosaur looking up and seeing an asteroid smash into the moon.

color image of the mostly brown surface of the moon with some black volcanic "seas" and the tycho crater very prominent because of its bright white rays of ejecta pointing off in all directions. This scattered rock stands out so much because it's among the more recent lunar surface interruptions.

Map of the moon with the tycho crater and Apollo 17 landing site indicated as well as the distance between them: 1,243 miles. That's a long way for debris to fly!

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ah! it's today! each october first i perform the time honored ritual of crawling down under my porch and moving the stray sheet of old plywood to begin the annual running of the camel crickets

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wouldn't it be nice to just see things? to look at something and take it in for what it really is? i think about that sometimes.

Product page for a salad bowl with a band of colorful inlay running around near the rim. Photographed from above, two salad claws are placed such that the whole thing resembles goatse.cx

"TOTALLY BAMBOO
BALTIQUR MUMBAI COLLECTION 14" SALAD BOWL WITH SALAD HANDS"

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wow rated three stars by jd weakness and associates™ good going man

Tom Suozzi mailer including dumb nonsense about rejecting extremism and centrist-catnip about paying down the debt and lowering costs.

A sticker-like badge appears near his photo that says, "rated one of the MOST BIPARTISAN members of Congress! ⭐⭐⭐"

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎶 stop right now, thank you very much🎶 🎶i need somebody who is pennsylvania dutch🎶 🎶hey you, planting winter rye🎶 🎶gotta slow it down baby gotta sell me a pie🎶

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

TIRED: a throuple in the premiere of bakeoff WIRED: one of the voiceover descriptions of the contestants' bakes noted that several peripheral ingredients were "invited to the lemon party"

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

choosing to spend your tuesday nights hanging around a bunch of nasty old bigots that judge your berry stitches because one time someone told you to "do better"

random ad i saw:

Tired of woke crochet communities?

I was too, so I created the Haven Crochet Club, a peaceful space for crocheters rooted in biblical values

JOIN HERE

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i solved a puzzle in a kids book today before anybody else, so, you know, think twice about attempting to flummox or hornswoggle me is what i'm getting at here

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

when the documentary is over but she keep suckin

nathan fielder meme where he’s smiling all by himself but he swears someone else is there also enjoying themselves

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

madden trailer dropped time to post the theme song for madden football '93. they really knew how to write a song back then.

youtube.com

SNES - John Madden Football '93 Intro Theme

YouTube video by Bubba Grace

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

now see here satan you and i both know that contract isn't worth the flayed skin of my grandmother it's printed on

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

hard to believe this movie came out 27 years ago...

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

listen i already told you i overate pizza two days in a row and got horrible diarrhea because the wheel of lunch told me to. if i don't use the technology to make these strategic decisions, someone else will, and i shudder to think about the diarrhea that will cause...

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

potty training in your 40s comes with its share of indignities, i grant you, but it's well worth it to finally feel like a true big-boy.

STEP 7: FLUSH THE TOILET

A: FLUSH THE TOILET If you're satisfied with the flush, YOU'RE DONE!

[Image of hand flushing toilet]

YOU DID IT!

We knew you could!

Share your success story with friends and family!

[Social media badges]

Still not working exactly right? See the next page for Troubleshooting.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

welcome back, senator! please send my regards to the rest of the rock-afire explosion.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

plumbers are the only people that make he sigh with relief when they say 4-digit dollar amounts

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

new favorite genre of youtube video: effect pedal channel very excitedly asks a respected guitarist about their rig, and the walkthrough is like 80% "i don't use this one anymore it's kind of crap now that i think about it" and the host sits there bugeyed trying to stay positive and engaged

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

kicked out of back to school night once again for referring to the troposphere as 'the global foreskin' #teachthecontroversy

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

one time when i was maybe 19 i had the best burger i've ever eaten in my life in a japanese diner in l.a. while my best friend made out non-stop with his girlfriend and i didn't even really care or feel like a third wheel or anything because i was basically doing the same thing to the burger.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.

Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.

When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

just learned that my children have been using the flock camera network to track the movements of the ice cream truck

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

dads be like aaaaaw yeeeeeah big night is on

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

interrupting the amish farm tour every few minutes to say, "hey meta, take a picture" whenever i see udder

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

found myself in the proper spot at the proper time

dramatically lit sort-of brutalist concrete facade of a public library in front of lovely pink clouds at twilight. "Public Library" is on the wall in helvetica font.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

when you die, you go back to the moment when your life forked away from itself most drastically. maybe you missed its significance at the time, or maybe it's the only thing you've ever been sure about ever since, for better or worse, but there you are, and that's it. nothing after that. oh well.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

they call me da joka 'cause i'm always joaquin' on my phoenix 😈😈💩 🤡 =👊=🌼🫟

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i got a roll of kroger color 400 but the databases suggest it's a repackaged european 200 speed stock. i don't know how old it is, so i'd shoot it at 100, but i don't have a proper battery for the srt101 it's in, so i'm using a hacked, slightly-higher-voltage lr44 and metering at 50. should be fine.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

ain't nobody ever learned anything from a comic book they couldn't learn twice as quick working in a smelting plant. that's all i'll say on the matter.

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

if cars really are ideal for hotboxing then why don't we call them

Rear emblem of a Honda CRV with the dealership name below it: "HERB CHAMBERS"

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mist grimsberg awoouu(wolf howl) @cheeseboygers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

first day on the job at urban dictionary and my supervisor strides over to my desk sneering, and plops down a thick file labeled, "tonsil hockey." as i look up at him in alarm, he chuckles. "welcome to the bigs, kid!" i stare down at the folder and my mind goes blank. what have i gotten myself into?

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