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Manndolin

@manndolin.bsky.social
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Engineer (Derogatory), Forever DM Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Puns he/him, Polyam, 30ish Pro Trans and Pro Trains

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 91 Where Light Returns
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Announcement: SMBC has achieved AGI internally. We will not be releasing our model to the public, but are working closely with experts in jokes about clown-sex and philosophy. We ran the model on the SMBC corpus and it discovered 17 zero-day overly-elaborate boner gags.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Go Tell it On Discord" Like "Go Tell it On The Mountain" but it's about all of the ways your metamors say hi
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Gary Birdshirt @garybirdshirt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hey do you guys wanna get together and be overwhelmed
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm going to invent a machine that can suffer and then name it after my father in law
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i can't help but note, as i listen to the NASA livestream, that all the most meaningful parts of the artemis mission are the human ones. nothing artificial can top organic intelligence, and all that blooms from our connections.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The scene in Spider-Man 3 where MJ and Harry cooking an omelet together taught me the kind of home life I wanted at a young age
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My gf keeps posting about attacking my FIL and I'm pretty sure she's serious
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Moths in a human suit (they/them) @lycomorpha.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's 10pm. Do you know where your bisexuals are?
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Project Hail Mary (2026)
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good morning
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Hmm not much happening on bluesky" *closes app* *stares into space for a few seconds* "Hmm wonder what's new on bluesky"
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This tedious office shit is starting to age me. There's an email chain with the subject "Incubator Doors" and I thought "I hardly know her!" And then gave an exasperated sigh at my own pun I need to rekindle my sense of whimsy
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You
Lilith surrounded by the Mass Production Evangelion
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 24 The Last Cometh The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Shinji looking towards Kaworu
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it like a classic NES cartridge, and put it back in.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The best thing about April 1st is that all of the bad news you see is fake and you can ignore it
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Good morning from me and my executive function
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#aprilPetsDay #aprilfoolsday
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 26 The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World Take Care of Yourself
Everyone clapping around Shinji
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I am currently working on a LoTR eat-along and I have found a way to make (or at least represent) everything except: -Orc Blood -Hobbit Finger Would love suggestions
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is how I would summarize like a quarter of the Magnus Archives
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Dakota (Heart Lungs Liver Nerves) @questioningblob.northsky.social · 31/03/2026
On sight Iykyk
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
me: i have my best caption ever wife: show me me: it’s mice cream! wife: that’s a rat me: but- wife: sorry babe me: i was gonna win the internet wife: are you crying? me: no
A rat sits in an ice cream cone.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tapping the sign for tdov
An anvil with a paint tag on it that says "transphobes eat shit and die alone"
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's right
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"$8 a gallon for gas???
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Side note how insane is it that Gimli can identify orc blood by taste?? What the hell is going on with orc body chemistry that makes it so distinctive? How much has he tasted? Does it get in his mouth while he's fighting? Has he been mauling them like a dog?
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Well I've done less work than I wanted today but more importantly I made a pivot table of each appearance of food in the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition for an upcoming watch party FYI It's mostly bread, beer, and cheese
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#tattooideas
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Port Sherry @portsherry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Cry on my shoulder Funnily enough, many people find the conversation here more interesting than the actual punchline 😅
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Quote posting this so I'm not ranting in some stranger's comments: Red Rising needs an animated adaptation but the author is stuck on the idea of a live action series. The visuals in these books are insanely cool but would require a Star Wars level budget to render in live action.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Plotting the correct time to inflict this show on my gf who hasn't seen it, my other gf who hasn't seen it in years, and my fiance who hasn't seen it sober
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It is with great sorrow I report that yesterday's tornado weather did NOT rip my office out of the earth and scatter it across the county
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@travesofficial.bsky.social wanted me to voice this comic as their Kofi request so I did 👽
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 26/03/2026
why's everyone talking about harry potter i thought they gunned that asshole down in the street
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
frankly, i think it’s beautiful that we’re all on here together as we descend deeper into madness
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tomorrow is my birthday and what I want for my birthday is for Ohio to repeal its new anti-drag law
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
random horse names
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Happy (lol) Endometriosis Awarenes Month For anyone who does not know, this is a chronic inflammatory and pain condition affecting at least 1 in 10 people with a uterus. It causes the uterine lining to spread outside the uterus, adhering organs together, and causing intense pain.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
reason.com/2026/03/19/j... You love to see it
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Jury clears Afroman of defamation for mocking cops who raided his house
Ohio sheriff's deputies raided Afroman's house in 2022 based on a bogus tip, then sued the rapper after he released music videos mocking the deputies.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not shocking to learn that the Cleveland Clinic does bottom surgery. Interesting to learn that they're all done by some "vagenious" who spends all day every day hard at work in the pussy factory And that this is apparently the norm for doctors who do bottom surgery
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What's Up? by Four Non Blondes This song goes on forever, no part of it is enjoyable, and even just mentioning it has put the chorus in my head for the rest of the day
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