Reposted by ManndolinEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 91 Where Light Returns 2367
Reposted by ManndolinZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Announcement: SMBC has achieved AGI internally. We will not be releasing our model to the public, but are working closely with experts in jokes about clown-sex and philosophy. We ran the model on the SMBC corpus and it discovered 17 zero-day overly-elaborate boner gags. 1330928
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026🫂 I'm sorry sweetie You're a marvelous gf even if sick people make you anxious 020
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026"Go Tell it On Discord" Like "Go Tell it On The Mountain" but it's about all of the ways your metamors say hi 130
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Getting to point out that kind of shit to middle managers is always delicious 110
Reposted by ManndolinGary Birdshirt @garybirdshirt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026hey do you guys wanna get together and be overwhelmed 1123
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I'm going to invent a machine that can suffer and then name it after my father in law 000
Reposted by Manndolinbabs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026i can't help but note, as i listen to the NASA livestream, that all the most meaningful parts of the artemis mission are the human ones. nothing artificial can top organic intelligence, and all that blooms from our connections. 09416
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Thank you for the reminder that I need yo reach out to a tattoo artist 020
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This is actually how vegetarian call to eachother in the wild 020
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026You also have to carry a stack of papers that need weighed down or else they get to arrest you for having those 010
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The scene in Spider-Man 3 where MJ and Harry cooking an omelet together taught me the kind of home life I wanted at a young age 030
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My gf keeps posting about attacking my FIL and I'm pretty sure she's serious 130
Reposted by ManndolinMoths in a human suit (they/them) @lycomorpha.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It's 10pm. Do you know where your bisexuals are? 1192
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You can accurately simulate this scene by quietly looking at this image until you feel uncomfortable in the silence 000
Reposted by ManndolinJadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"Hmm not much happening on bluesky" *closes app* *stares into space for a few seconds* "Hmm wonder what's new on bluesky" 5272
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This tedious office shit is starting to age me. There's an email chain with the subject "Incubator Doors" and I thought "I hardly know her!" And then gave an exasperated sigh at my own pun I need to rekindle my sense of whimsy 010
Reposted by ManndolinEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You 119360
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026We are of course The Cult of Dionysus open.spotify.com/track/08KTQS...open.spotify.comThe Cult of Dionysus 140
Reposted by ManndolinEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 24 The Last Cometh The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" 47220
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The only reasonable payback is to make good on my threats of Evangelion Really the ontological opposite of Jojo's 010
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"The torment nexus, which we built from the hopes and dreams of a thousand thousand writers and artists, and which runs on the tears of unadopted pets, is a valuable resource that we should utilize productively" 020
Reposted by Manndolinstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it like a classic NES cartridge, and put it back in. 924599
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The best thing about April 1st is that all of the bad news you see is fake and you can ignore it 071
Reposted by ManndolinDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026#aprilPetsDay #aprilfoolsday 3377
Reposted by ManndolinEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 26 The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World Take Care of Yourself 06112
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I wanted to do that too! But I'm doing the eat along for now and I simply cannot have weed as well as this volume of beer 110
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It's mostly bread beer and cheese But the dishes to be made include: Birthday Cake (for Bilbo's party) Sausages tomatoes nice Crispy bacon (&mushrooms) Pork Roast (the closest I'll get to Orc Tartar) Lembas (a recipe i found sort of like a shortbread) Roasted chicken, tomatoes, grapes for Denethor 110
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I think Orc Blood shouldn't be sweet...if only I liked Bloody Maries (Bloody Merrys?) 110
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I am currently working on a LoTR eat-along and I have found a way to make (or at least represent) everything except: -Orc Blood -Hobbit Finger Would love suggestions 241
Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This is how I would summarize like a quarter of the Magnus Archives 030
Reposted by ManndolinDakota (Heart Lungs Liver Nerves) @questioningblob.northsky.social · 31/03/2026On sight Iykyk 232
Reposted by ManndolinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/03/2026me: i have my best caption ever wife: show me me: it’s mice cream! wife: that’s a rat me: but- wife: sorry babe me: i was gonna win the internet wife: are you crying? me: no 1835462
Reposted by ManndolinMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Tapping the sign for tdov 312558459