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Manndolin

@manndolin.bsky.social
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Engineer (Derogatory), Forever DM Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Puns he/him, Polyam, 30ish Pro Trans and Pro Trains

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 91 Where Light Returns
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Thank you puppy!
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Announcement: SMBC has achieved AGI internally. We will not be releasing our model to the public, but are working closely with experts in jokes about clown-sex and philosophy. We ran the model on the SMBC corpus and it discovered 17 zero-day overly-elaborate boner gags.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
🫂 I'm sorry sweetie You're a marvelous gf even if sick people make you anxious
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hi kaycie!!
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Go Tell it On Discord" Like "Go Tell it On The Mountain" but it's about all of the ways your metamors say hi
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Getting to point out that kind of shit to middle managers is always delicious
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That's such BS I'm sorry babe :(
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Gary Birdshirt @garybirdshirt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hey do you guys wanna get together and be overwhelmed
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm going to invent a machine that can suffer and then name it after my father in law
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i can't help but note, as i listen to the NASA livestream, that all the most meaningful parts of the artemis mission are the human ones. nothing artificial can top organic intelligence, and all that blooms from our connections.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thank you for the reminder that I need yo reach out to a tattoo artist
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is actually how vegetarian call to eachother in the wild
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You also have to carry a stack of papers that need weighed down or else they get to arrest you for having those
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I genuinely can't wait
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The scene in Spider-Man 3 where MJ and Harry cooking an omelet together taught me the kind of home life I wanted at a young age
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My gf keeps posting about attacking my FIL and I'm pretty sure she's serious
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Moths in a human suit (they/them) @lycomorpha.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's 10pm. Do you know where your bisexuals are?
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Project Hail Mary (2026)
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good morning
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
You can accurately simulate this scene by quietly looking at this image until you feel uncomfortable in the silence
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Hmm not much happening on bluesky" *closes app* *stares into space for a few seconds* "Hmm wonder what's new on bluesky"
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Woohoo!
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This tedious office shit is starting to age me. There's an email chain with the subject "Incubator Doors" and I thought "I hardly know her!" And then gave an exasperated sigh at my own pun I need to rekindle my sense of whimsy
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You
Lilith surrounded by the Mass Production Evangelion
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We are of course The Cult of Dionysus open.spotify.com/track/08KTQS...
open.spotify.com
The Cult of Dionysus
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 24 The Last Cometh The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Shinji looking towards Kaworu
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The only reasonable payback is to make good on my threats of Evangelion Really the ontological opposite of Jojo's
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"The torment nexus, which we built from the hopes and dreams of a thousand thousand writers and artists, and which runs on the tears of unadopted pets, is a valuable resource that we should utilize productively"
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it like a classic NES cartridge, and put it back in.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The best thing about April 1st is that all of the bad news you see is fake and you can ignore it
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Good morning my dear
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Good morning from me and my executive function
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#aprilPetsDay #aprilfoolsday
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 26 The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World Take Care of Yourself
Everyone clapping around Shinji
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I wanted to do that too! But I'm doing the eat along for now and I simply cannot have weed as well as this volume of beer
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's mostly bread beer and cheese But the dishes to be made include: Birthday Cake (for Bilbo's party) Sausages tomatoes nice Crispy bacon (&mushrooms) Pork Roast (the closest I'll get to Orc Tartar) Lembas (a recipe i found sort of like a shortbread) Roasted chicken, tomatoes, grapes for Denethor
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nutritious and ethically sourced!
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think Orc Blood shouldn't be sweet...if only I liked Bloody Maries (Bloody Merrys?)
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lady fingers! With Ring-Pops?
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I am currently working on a LoTR eat-along and I have found a way to make (or at least represent) everything except: -Orc Blood -Hobbit Finger Would love suggestions
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is how I would summarize like a quarter of the Magnus Archives
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Dakota (Heart Lungs Liver Nerves) @questioningblob.northsky.social · 31/03/2026
On sight Iykyk
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
me: i have my best caption ever wife: show me me: it’s mice cream! wife: that’s a rat me: but- wife: sorry babe me: i was gonna win the internet wife: are you crying? me: no
A rat sits in an ice cream cone.
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hell yeah fuck him up Puppy
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Manndolin @manndolin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Skyrdle 292 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tapping the sign for tdov
An anvil with a paint tag on it that says "transphobes eat shit and die alone"
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's right
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"$8 a gallon for gas???
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