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Mandy Lorian

@mandylorian.bsky.social
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Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes. 🧚🏼‍♀️🔮🔞

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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one likes generative ai. If you see a comment or something online where someone claims to like generative ai, that's actually a bot. If YOU like generative ai and you think "well I'm a person", you're wrong, you're just a bot, and you just don't know it.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today’s update: fück Nebraska. Over 60% of my day driving on the 80 was in single lane traffic surrounded by trucks and tractors. In Omaha which is a surprisingly cute city. Only cried twice today!
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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
god: There will be tests. I will test you. trump: I’M A TEST. HAIL SATAN. FUCK JESUS AND GOD. I LOVE DEATH AND CRIME. *shoots fire out of ass and mouth* christians: Hmmmmmmmmm…
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, there you have it.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: i’ve made it to Wyoming. It doesn’t feel real yet despite a hatchback full of stuff and my geriatric dog riding shotgun. Also, Nevada is a very boring state to drive through.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So this account isn’t linked to any of my other social media. *deep breath* Tomorrow, I am leaving my husband and moving cross country back to the east coast. I’m scared and embarrassed and feel like a failure. I know I am returning home a failure, but if I continue on it will kill me.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It wasn't just the Somehow Palpatine Returned. It was the Somehow Palpatine Returned and Brought a Bunch of Star Destroyers with Death Star Penis Guns With Him.
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i was shouting BOO!-urns @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is not a dog. This is a muppet.
A photo of Milo, a small brown curly dog that looks like a muppet or a sentient hand puppet. He is laying on a couch looking inquisitively at the camera.
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Moodyblues1973 @moodybkues1973.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing we can do????? Hope Dems have prepared????? Not hopeful.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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William Murphy @futuredude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When Bluesky doesn’t like my posts
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don’t know what is wrong with me (spoiler: a lot) but I’m currently in an airport with my cat and? No one cares? Not a single soul has gone “*gasp* cat!” Or asked his name or if he likes his carrier or handsome boy collar? Am I the only one that does feel this way seeing An Animal™️ in public?
Cat Tax™️ of Dash, a lorge and handsome black cat who is currently behaving so well in his kitty carrier at the airport with no one to give him accolades except for me who has also been sneaking him pieces of chicken from my plate.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can’t be behaving like this in an airport
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh we are SO BACK BAYBEEE
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought we already had Millennial Pink?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Babydoll Southdown Sheep, a breed known for its small size and docile temperament They are commonly kept as pets and are popular for use in vineyards and orchards for natural weed control.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hate that i have taken to drinking wine and eating sweets every night these past few weeks, despite being in a catastrophic car crash and having a husband who is falling in line with a fascist regime.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He stood by his oath, despite the consequences! A true patriot!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, I changed my language settings on social media to French as a way to help my French practice. Needless to say, the added seasoning to today’s timeline has been ✨delicious✨
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Living in an episode of Veep is so weird
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I expected Trump’s 4th of July thing to be a disaster but only a moderate, normal sized disaster. I didn’t expect screaming crowds, evacuations, and “Antifa changed the weather!” level disaster. It’s like the Keystone Cops and the Nazis had a baby. Benny Hill meets Mussolini.
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Ron - and I resist @rnschltz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Please do not shoot off fireworks in your neighborhood. There are many places you can go for free to enjoy them. They traumatize pets to seek a safe place in thier home and affects people with PTSD. I am one of those people. Please stop doing this. Here, it is illegal and dangerous.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How I spent my day. Animals are so wonderful 🥹
Two sea otters in the harbor. I was so overwhelmed that I started crying. Otters are amazing.Otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium getting a treat of shrimp. Not pictured is the little boy next to me narrating that they are holding extra shrimp on their bellies to save as a snack for later.The quote “The Sea is as near as we come to another world.” With a school of fish swimming above.An Octopus making his way across the glass. His eyes held so much wisdom, and yes, I also cried at this encounter.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Take a break with Scotty and Lamby
Scotty, a cute shepherd dog with no brains, is cuddling his stuffed lambchop on the couch
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating the fourth by eating schnitzel and watching spinal tap. Also did baby Kelce REALLY get married at msg?
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Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July 💕
Neil the Seal, a chaos goblin an seal of amazing proportions, knocking over a traffic cone, as he is wont to do.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I was fed a steady diet of Rod Stewart and AC/DC
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would have thought getting my identity stolen was the worst part of my month, but then this happened. RIP to the HMS Carrie Fisher
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So my dog, Seamus, is about to turn 16. In celebration, I am taking him on a road trip this week. We are hitting Carmel by the Sea, Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Solvang, and Monterey. I haven’t celebrated my own birthday in over a decade, but this is a big deal
Seamus, a sweet senior spaniel with a sugar face and tiny blep tongueSeamus, a sweet senior spaniel with a paw over his snoot while he naps on his favorite chair.
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Lawrence @ldog562.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Do the Tony’s feel particularly soulless this year? For me it’s The Jellicle Ball! Maddie is nominated! I know her! They really will make a musical out of anything huh?
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I truly hope to tell you i am free one day… i’m sorry www.tumblr.com/mandyl0rian/...
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💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 0 · Chrissy Cunningham helped me realize I was in an emotionally abusive relationship. Four years later, and I have a plan in place. From the outside, like Chrissy and Jason, we were…
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Can you keep a secret? Chrissy Cunningham helped me realize I was in an emotionally abusive relationship. Maybe soon I can tell you I escaped.
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SnepShark 🔞 @snepshark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Reminder: Remove the default block on "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" posts in bsky's secret second moderation settings page! It's on bsky.app/profile/mode..., not the page in the settings cog!
Screenshot of the moderation panel
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B.D_72 @bd-72.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#TheHuntForBenSolo campaign is ready for launch! 🚀 Huge thanks to @afterblossom.bsky.social for this awesome fan art! Who’s ready for #ArtemisII tomorrow? Let’s show the crew (and the Station) some love! @nasaartemis.bsky.social
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Chrissy Cunningham
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Imagine that everything he promised his base turning out to be a lie. Shocking. Just shocking.
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The difference is stunning!!! Couldn’t be more obvious the PEDOstein does NOT care about our troops!
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Fun fact! My middle school algebra teacher had pi as her classroom wallpaper border and I found that more interesting than paying attention. So that’s how i memorized the first 30ish placements of pi
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