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Mandy Lorian

@mandylorian.bsky.social
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Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes. 🧚🏼‍♀️🔮🔞

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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one likes generative ai. If you see a comment or something online where someone claims to like generative ai, that's actually a bot. If YOU like generative ai and you think "well I'm a person", you're wrong, you're just a bot, and you just don't know it.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today’s update: fück Nebraska. Over 60% of my day driving on the 80 was in single lane traffic surrounded by trucks and tractors. In Omaha which is a surprisingly cute city. Only cried twice today!
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is the best companion
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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
god: There will be tests. I will test you. trump: I’M A TEST. HAIL SATAN. FUCK JESUS AND GOD. I LOVE DEATH AND CRIME. *shoots fire out of ass and mouth* christians: Hmmmmmmmmm…
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, there you have it.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your friend is correct
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥺 i haven’t done anything to be proud of yet. Just starting the journey
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: i’ve made it to Wyoming. It doesn’t feel real yet despite a hatchback full of stuff and my geriatric dog riding shotgun. Also, Nevada is a very boring state to drive through.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So this account isn’t linked to any of my other social media. *deep breath* Tomorrow, I am leaving my husband and moving cross country back to the east coast. I’m scared and embarrassed and feel like a failure. I know I am returning home a failure, but if I continue on it will kill me.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would love to be a dog walker for the Continental
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It wasn't just the Somehow Palpatine Returned. It was the Somehow Palpatine Returned and Brought a Bunch of Star Destroyers with Death Star Penis Guns With Him.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I mean…
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Belly full of soup!
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is not a dog. This is a muppet.
A photo of Milo, a small brown curly dog that looks like a muppet or a sentient hand puppet. He is laying on a couch looking inquisitively at the camera.
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Moodyblues1973 @moodybkues1973.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing we can do????? Hope Dems have prepared????? Not hopeful.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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William Murphy @futuredude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When Bluesky doesn’t like my posts
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That must be it. It’s the only logical explanation, honestly
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I made a most unladylike noise next to a teamster sipping an old fashioned
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don’t know what is wrong with me (spoiler: a lot) but I’m currently in an airport with my cat and? No one cares? Not a single soul has gone “*gasp* cat!” Or asked his name or if he likes his carrier or handsome boy collar? Am I the only one that does feel this way seeing An Animal™️ in public?
Cat Tax™️ of Dash, a lorge and handsome black cat who is currently behaving so well in his kitty carrier at the airport with no one to give him accolades except for me who has also been sneaking him pieces of chicken from my plate.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He is such a loverboy I cannot wait
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He basically does lmao
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can’t be behaving like this in an airport
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
EXSQUEEZE ME???
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh we are SO BACK BAYBEEE
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bon anniversaire, Pancakes!!!
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought we already had Millennial Pink?
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Scotty is in good spirits despite his cone of shame (he has a hotspot he keeps licking)
Scotty, a delightfully silly dog, is in an E collar. He seems happy despite the situation
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is now what I want to be when I grow up
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Babydoll Southdown Sheep, a breed known for its small size and docile temperament They are commonly kept as pets and are popular for use in vineyards and orchards for natural weed control.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do you like crying?
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If only. My wardrobe would be far superior
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hate that i have taken to drinking wine and eating sweets every night these past few weeks, despite being in a catastrophic car crash and having a husband who is falling in line with a fascist regime.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tonight my (estranged) husband tells me what he did was wrong as he signed away his right to protest. Tonight solidified that I need to leave
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He stood by his oath, despite the consequences! A true patriot!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, I changed my language settings on social media to French as a way to help my French practice. Needless to say, the added seasoning to today’s timeline has been ✨delicious✨
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Living in an episode of Veep is so weird
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I expected Trump’s 4th of July thing to be a disaster but only a moderate, normal sized disaster. I didn’t expect screaming crowds, evacuations, and “Antifa changed the weather!” level disaster. It’s like the Keystone Cops and the Nazis had a baby. Benny Hill meets Mussolini.
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Ron - and I resist @rnschltz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Please do not shoot off fireworks in your neighborhood. There are many places you can go for free to enjoy them. They traumatize pets to seek a safe place in thier home and affects people with PTSD. I am one of those people. Please stop doing this. Here, it is illegal and dangerous.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How I spent my day. Animals are so wonderful 🥹
Two sea otters in the harbor. I was so overwhelmed that I started crying. Otters are amazing.Otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium getting a treat of shrimp. Not pictured is the little boy next to me narrating that they are holding extra shrimp on their bellies to save as a snack for later.The quote “The Sea is as near as we come to another world.” With a school of fish swimming above.An Octopus making his way across the glass. His eyes held so much wisdom, and yes, I also cried at this encounter.
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Take a break with Scotty and Lamby
Scotty, a cute shepherd dog with no brains, is cuddling his stuffed lambchop on the couch
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m too sober to figure out whether or not you’re joking
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Mandy Lorian @mandylorian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He is single handedly holding together my psyche
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