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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone else laughe at Fat Thor yelling at "Noobmaster" in Endgame like that stuff didn't happen all the time.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You should consider playing Ultima 4. It's free on GOG and the first CRPG with a plot other than "kill things and get treasure to fight the Dark Lord Whatshisface." Instead your goal is to become a fantasy land's Jesus-Bhuddha. Character creation is a series of moral dilemma questions.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It's okay, Spider-Man. Just remember to ask yourself which of the billionaires in their special "on strike" town would be maintaining the sewers, taking out the garbage or doing colonoscopies. You'll get it..."
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not necessarily. You could probably use an electric motor or magnets to achieve a Space Guillotine. Maybe Space X will design the prototype once they get sick of Musk wrong-footing them.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Casting Orson Welles as a planet that eats other planets was... a choice.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here in our actual real world, a US President named Obama had a terrorist named Osama whacked.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The film is pretty good. Not perfect. Like a couple-three good episodes put together. It's still worth watching.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NGL, one of my first critiques of the RE movies was "These would be so much better if they were about normal people trying (and mostly failing) to survive this awful shit instead of supersoldier supercops (and Paul W. S. Anderson's supermodel, supersoldier superwife)."
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who's Charlie... Krik was it?
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I mean, she's probably not wrong about that. I mean the choice is probably "Well, you can play Rogue in the MCU for the next ten years or show your boobs while getting murdered in horror movies for less money."
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You were lucky. I'm still on X. I got spoiled by posts like "Someone explain the inconsistency of [thing explained in the movie to the people who spared half an eye away from their phones to watch the movie]"
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So, in Sherlock, he plays a psychopathic criminal genius HOT PRIEST. Okay...
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Phantoms is interesting. At least the book is. It's basically Koontz asking "What if The Blob was a real asshole because it's eaten a lot of people and people tend to be assholes?"
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember. This is Trumpworld. Invent the robot they'd actually invent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ng...
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World's Most Evil Invention - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No idea where it's from but I recall a quote to the effect of, "The best defense is a good offense. And the best offense is a good defenestration." Not sure why throwing someone out a window is the "best" offense, but I'll go with it.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Still amazing Blade was cancelled. There's a badass black dude wearing shades and an overcoat. He kills the shit out of vampires. One vamp want to do Something Really Bad. Blade kills his way through other vamps to get to that guy. Movie done.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Isn't that pretty much the point of porn?
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want to say 2073. I remember doing some editing for a guy doing a take on the Universal film monsters starting with Dracula from 1931 and the copyrights last 96 years.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Based on what I've seen in the movies, R2 units are like cats. You don't own them. They own you.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I want to see for Evie Templeton doing a live action version of her game character. Meanwhile, I refuse to believe RtSL is the worst movie when this exists: www.imdb.com/title/tt0295...
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Of course they're constipated. They're full of shit.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You can say it when telling someone else to piss off, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG7d...
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"A Man Who Loses The Kings Colours Loses The Kings Friendship" | Sharpe
YouTube video by Sharpe
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ancient Aliens isn't even science fiction. It's science fan-fiction.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Give this a repost if you can. Not for clicks, I'm not monetized, that doesn't matter. Repost to share this - the hate fades. The anger dulls. The future we dream of doesn't happen accidentally. It happens by choice. A platform is as powerful as we make it. Happy Sunday :)
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Unless that stranger is Tuvix. Janeway straight up murdered that poor bastard.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's had droids ever since Data but Peanut Hamper almost ruined it for everyone.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I've started the first episode. Right now it looks like Holly Hunter's character is putting two people in prison so she can steal a child like in Raising Arizona.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He said he'll break my legs if I dont get twenty people to repost this. And I need my legs. For walkin' Please help. #StarTrek
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The best bit is that national endorsements are probably irrelevant because Mamdani is pretty focused on being the mayor of NYC and doesn't really care much about other issues.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Alfred Hitchcock knew what he was about when he made The Birds.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Still waiting on her to write the ultimate Musk/Trump breakup song.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Sex pests of a world, unite!
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Helpful reminder that humans are also animals.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Unless/until the Dems have the votes in Senate (and House) Impeachment is stupid theater that makes Cheeto Jesus seem stronger than he is.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Speaking for myself, I don't really get mad about that so much as it's generally a sign to "scroll past while ignoring" as no engagement is invited.
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johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x70v...
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The Wrath of Ahab, aka Khan
YouTube video by Kevin Rosero
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Edge O. Erin @edgeoerin.com · 18/06/2025
Bluesky is dying?! Really? Repost if you're still actively using Bluesky and not posting on X. www.spectator.co.uk/article/blue...
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Bluesky is dying
Bluesky was invented to create a nicer space than Twitter. The problem is that too few people have joined and most are smug and boring.
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adeadmanwalking.bsky.social @adeadmanwalking.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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