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MandyKerr

@mandykerr.bsky.social
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ME: *sees a dog* ME: "... I hope he thinks I'm cool."

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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
you just got me temp banned @mrfantapants.bsky.social 😒
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It is your birthday, @redjolt.bsky.social! Happy Birthday fren - please for to enjoy this kissy-kissy with your lovely family 🧡
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a couple of sea otters are sleeping in the water .
ALT: a couple of sea otters are sleeping in the water .
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
a lot of fucking sirens around here
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Summer is that special time of the year when I ignore the cricket. It makes a refreshing change from ignoring football in winter. I can’t wait till Christmas so I can ignore some tennis.
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Peet AF @axolotl74.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hey! It's twelve years since the #susanalbumparty hashtag, and a good time to remember the glorious childishness of golden age twitter.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Kermit the Frog playing the banjo, with the caption, "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" Below, a screen capture of a famous dril tweet with the top cut off, so just the bottom part is visible, which says, "but only 1 song about the boys being back in town"
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
i don't even have any rabbits
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
recurring dream about forgetting to feed my rabbits is back again. absolutely LOVE that for me.
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Madsen @hrfmadsen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
youtu.be
"Golden Brown" - Mariachi Mexteca (now known as The Mariachis) feat. Hugh Cornwell
YouTube video by The Mariachis
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
LOOK AT THE JOY!!!! #WorldBollardAssociation
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Picture 10, everyone. You can thank me later. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom detached house for sale in Mansion Gardens, Potterspury, NN12 for £825,000. Marketed by Howkins and Harrison LLP, Towcester
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This was not me.
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
wow, this place has come so far - I can gif now!
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a young boy is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words `` nice '' written on the screen .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words `` nice '' written on the screen .
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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
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Lilith @nicepersonality.social · 09/11/2023
Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me
👍, ❤️, 😆, 😲, 😢, then, finally, 😡
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Here is an interesting picture I took at work
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer...slapped then, slaps now
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
recurring dream about forgetting to feed my rabbits is back again. absolutely LOVE that for me.
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
i'm dying
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
completely forgot that if it isn't called seedless, you are absolutely getting a watermelon with seeds :(
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Fuck sinus pain.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 07/11/2023
The orcas have done it again. On Oct. 31, a pod of killer whales swarmed a yacht sailing in the Strait of Gibraltar. For 45 minutes, the orcas hit the vessel’s rudder and damaged the boat, according to the company that operated it. Despite rescue efforts, the yacht never made it back to shore.
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Orcas sink another boat in Strait of Gibraltar
Since 2020, orcas in the Strait of Gibraltar have been bumping and biting boats in dozens of incidents that have frightened mariners and confounded scientists.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
my cat saw a leaf blow outside. this was all it took. it instantly broke something in his brain. he ran across the room, pupils wider than canyons, while yowling. then he flopped on his back and stared at me. this makes more sense than anything i've seen in the news all week.
an orange and white cat is flopping about, staring at you. he is upside down. but really, perhaps we are all upside down and he is rightside up. it's all about perspective really. just kidding, he is upside down. he has an orange goatee.
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borats of canada @forpush.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Yeah fuck buses
A sign saying “everyone welcome” and another sign saying “except buses”
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
smooth like a shark, obvs.
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
In my day Hard Solo was called Lemon Ruskis
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Whenever they are in HQ and the boss gives a directive to the IT person, I feel like it'd more mouse work, rather than typing they always seem to be doing, tbh
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/07/2023
"Use the pool water to flood the server room to delete the surveillance footage" is the most Sierra adventure game solution to a problem I've ever heard
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
When I was in America I ordered macaroni and cheese, and guacamole, and this is what they brought out:
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Generally I believe in science except for how they say clothes do not stop UV rays. That’s fake folks. They do. Big sunscreen wants me to become fully nude and rub lotion on my ass every day but I will not.
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
what even is my life
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
In the funniest timeline, Elon now buys Bluesky.
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i feel very exposed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
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MandyKerr @mandykerr.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
@redjolt.bsky.social success!
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