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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Breaking the seal and going backwards and forwards to the toilet is the most annoying way of ruining your night.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have ordered BWS delivery because I can't be bothered to leave the house

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've woken to the devastating news from Melbourne

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Constructing steps to get into the spa with no instructions. There really is nothing I can't do.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm calling it. Time for a Blue Hibiscus Fanta slushie!

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On hold for almost an hour. How the fuck is this acceptable?!

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What ever happened to Avril Lavigne's body double?

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's dropped below 20°, so I've had to put the heater on 🥶

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't believe that next week is my second anniversary with AJ 😱

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At least I'm not one of those douche canoes driving around with a silver reflective panel stuck to the bottom of my windscreen.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cleaning someone else's fridge whilst high is not fun.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With tomorrow's forecast I think I should drive down to the Gold Coast and spend the day on the beach 🏖️

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Helping a friend, who is about to be homeless, move to an old macadamia farm where the owner is renting out plots between the trees to people to park caravans on for $350/week, so they don't end up completely homeless.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I'm going to a PowerPoint party" has to be one of the most horrific sentences ever spoken.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Coffee so strong that it blows your tits right off.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone have a Zeekr 7X? How the fuck do you open the glovebox on this thing?

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Are you vegan because you're a cunt or are you a cunt because you're vegan? 🤔

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Flight home delayed. That means it's time for a burger and a Rosé.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s.

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Are lamington drives still a thing?

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Omg AJ just had a Britney moment and shaved his head 😱

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Won 4 tickets to the dance party I'm going to tomorrow. Was able to make some friends very happy 😁💃🎉

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm so excited about my long weekend in Sydney 🥳🥳🥳

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Made stir fry for dinner My sister: "This is as good as Chinese takeaway" Me: "It's the MSG" Cleaning up after dinner, she farts. Me: "Did you just fart?!" Her: "It's the MSG" 💀💀💀💀

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've just been hate crimed. My sister served me a glass of room temperature Rosé. Now I've gotta have ice in my wine 🤬

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finn and Snickers update (waiting for me to get home tomorrow)

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Mr Fanta Pants @mrfantapants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

After being told by govt Fair Entitlements Guarantee I wasn't entitled to a redundancy payment from my old job, they paid me less than half what I was expecting. I just woke to email advising they've decided to pay me everything and I'll get more than double what I've been paid🥳

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