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Mallow

@mallowwrites.bsky.social
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I'm a genderfluid marshmallow. 40s, adhd, bipolar and bisexual, a they/them hot mess, queer as in fuck you, and a hoarder of dnd games.🏳️‍⚧️

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13h
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 2h
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 19h
Chanterelle face so funnyyyy
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 20h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 16h
My adhd brain barely scanned this photo, only saw the syrups, and I was briefly convinced it was a picture of a patent medicine shop.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life goals. buff.ly/JgfRHgj
Three patches: the Breathing patch has a nose with a rainbow coming out it. The Existing patch has a ghost on it. The Thinking patch has the Night Vale eye in the middle with different colored rays coming out of the center.
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Gryffoon @gryffoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sketchbook fish #art
pen drawing of three fish at different angles, but all facing left
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Banning a booke ys extinguishing a beacon. Banning a booke ys silencinge a thousand voyces speakinge yn the heart. Banning a booke ys refusinge to looke at the stars. Banning a booke ys damming a streame of feelinge and invitinge flood. Banning a booke ys making a violent litel shryne to ignorance.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our customer service professionals at my job are very unfortunately called Customer Service Assistants.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incredibly important reporting here. The government is never going to release these numbers, so tracking them is beyond important.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh. You use AI. Your opinions are 100% irrelevant. A pity that you feel like you need to share them.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But journalism and art don't happen without financial support. The answer to this is to pay for the subscriptions you can. Support who you can. This is the world we live in and until systemic change that allows for journalism and the arts to have public funding happens, people have to pay the bills.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if the money isn't going to come from advertisers (how many of us use ad blockers?), it's gotta come from somewhere. Can everyone afford to pay for every news organization out there? Absolutely not. We're in a place right now where almost everyone is living hand to mouth.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The people who are arguing with you about this seem to miss a very obvious point here. Under capitalism, you have to be able to pay for groceries and rent and medical care, and if journalism is going to exist outside of fox news, reporters are going to have to be able to pay those bills.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do you suggest news organizations report the news without paying reporters?
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a shot to test that theory.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I understand that paywalls are annoying, but the grim reality for everything right now, is if you want something to exist, you have to put money towards it. Every creative person is having their life's work hoovered up by AI companies. Layoffs never end. Private equity keeps making things worse.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soon he'll be nothing but neck floomf
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Him Floomf!! I brush him and then he does a little shakea shakes and it all floomfs out again
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Laura Mellin @lauramellinatelier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#postaday2026 #artsky #blueskyart #bskyart #art #leeks #mumbling #malapropisms So, Bob was telling me that soldiers wore pantyhose to keep the leeches off in Vietnam, and I said something about leech-infested waters, but it came out “leek-infested waters”. So…
A marker, ink, and paint pen cartoon of a slightly bulbous leek with angry black eyes and a mouth full of teeth, walking left on their roots in front of a pond.
The leek is pointing with one root to a leek submerged up to their angry eyes in the pond, and the submerged leek is doing the “I’m watching you” pointing two roots at their own eyes, and two roots at the leek walking on the shore.
Two more leek tops are visible in the water, with bubbles and ripples around them.
Background is dark green with tree trunks.
Underneath the drawing to the right is written “leek-infested waters”.
Sometimes, when I try to say something, I trip over my tongue. I was trying to say “leech-infested waters”.
(This is funnier to me.)
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "imagine thinking that was some appropriate shit to say"
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This cat specifically.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such Configuration
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sitting so politely
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sitting on a white bed and looking at the camera with green eyes. He covers his front paws with his tail.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're in here quibbling about community standards regarding the #nsfw tag while major online advertising networks are out there defining all depictions of fat people regardless of context as "adult content" because their clients don't want their products displayed next to a fat person.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
King.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What an honor.
A screenshot showing an account called Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 1 liking a post about Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 1.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why after all these years, and even with as janky as it is, I still go back to VTM: Bloodlines. To me, no vampire game has ever surpassed it. (Yes, I know there's a wonderful patch that fixes a lot of the jankiness, but you can't deny that it is janky. Kinda part of the charm.)
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in his old age, Sandal has become a terror at night. he wakes us up by meowing until we bring him food. he insists we put the bowl on the bed. i find this frustrating, but that's not really fair. if i could have someone deliver me food in bed whenever i wanted, i'd basically never do anything else.
Sandal, a large orange-and-white cat, sits on a rug staring intently at the camera. Behind him, Freya, a fluffy gray cat, lurks partially hidden in a basket by the window.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also I believe private equity was involved.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You used to be able to rattle off a bad post in only 140 characters. A lost art, honestly.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when I first brought Adonis home, he hid under the bed for a few days and I sat there with him singing so he would get used to my voice. now, just shy of 2 years later, any time I start singing I get these wonderfully sweet "before and after you hear Mama singing to you" moments
orange cat looking sleepy in his cubby orange cat now reaching his paw out to me and giving me lovey blinks
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Ten years ago this month, Tesla said every car it built had the hardware for full self-driving. Its CEO is figuring out in October 2026 that grey things are hard to see in the dark."
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie.
Screenshot of a profile with the name Julie with a picture of a MAGA looking dude as the pfp. It is clearly a scam.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heck of a picture.
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A picture of Trump's likeness on the Heritage Foundation building (located next to a gas station) in DC in May.
(Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call via Getty)
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have had to block literally everyone who has followed me in the last week. Not a real person among them, just people following 10k accounts or brand new ones advertising porn. Wonderful. Feels just like Tumblr.
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Jason Tracy @jason.tracys.org · 03/10/2026
The imaginary AI that uses no resources, 100% renewable energy, closed loop cooling, and *actively pays royalties to the creators it was trained on* is so far from reality that it isn’t worth pondering.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was watching one of the wtnv livestreams during quarantine and your cat making an appearance was an unexpected highlight, so yes, please show us the gay cat.
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Mallow @mallowwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The alternative to killing themselves was being shot.
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