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Malkah

@malkahd.bsky.social
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Occasional writer, musician, singer, queer, disabled ADHD-haver, likes shitposting, comedy, cats, dogs, spooky season, music, and art, among many other things. She/Her, They/Them. Every day is Halloween.

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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@mitdasein.bsky.social Henlo, my friend! How are you doing? And how's your health doing? I've not been on here in some time. I've been recovering from my L3-L4 spinal fusion. I can now walk w/o my leg nerves screaming. It's nice. My hips and back still hurt a ton. : ) But it's a relief.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@derekmartz.bsky.social hello, friend! How are you? I'm healing well from my surgery and G got my PS4 working again by (drumroll) CHANGING the POWER CORD!! I didn't even try anything with cords. lol
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Persephone @apatilonia.northsky.social · 26/03/2026
Idk I think that was an appropriate response
Border patrol wants to hire me apparently
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Red Delicious Apples has to include the word "delicious" in their apple name because they're so shitty.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching it and hoping Homelander comes in and just d3c@p!tAtes them all with his laser eyes.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Been in bed with a sickness of the guts. Nothing really bad like Norovirus or anything, but probably a flare of a chronic condition. FINALLY showered and am on the sofa. Watching cooking shows and wishing I could eat. Am I torturing myself??? lol
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A very happy birthday to @mitdasein.bsky.social !!! Hope it's great, friend!!
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Makes me proud every time! Did you know we’re shipping whistles anywhere in the US? Email whistlerequests [at] proton [dot] me for your free 3D printed whistles. We’ve sent over 30,000 so far in December!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The best thing about any show being set in a city you know is sneering "NO!" as derisively as possible at the TV.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A magazine at the vet's office had an article about reducing your cat's carbon paw-print.
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House Judiciary Dems @democrats-judiciary.house.gov · 19/12/2025
🚨 NEWS: Ranking Members @raskin.house.gov and @robertgarcia.house.gov released a joint statement after Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche confirmed that the Department of Justice will not be releasing the full Epstein files today.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/09/2025
first fascism, now I drip condensation from my iced coffee on my shirt. what else can go wrong today?
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I was doing two things at once, one of them asking G to feed Bucky, only it came out "Would you pay him?" instead of "feed." The wages of dog are food.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
My boyfriend says he can pinpoint when we entered this alternate timeline/dimension, and it's when Johnny Cash covered "Hurt" when he should have covered "Closer."
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Making fun of Jeff Bezos' wife's body is body shaming. Whether she's had extensive plastic surgery or not, it's body shaming. WHY go for the lowest hanging fruit and harm other people who've had cosmetic surgery in the process? Like trans people. WTF is wrong with you?
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sleep of reason breeds monsters. -Goya
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
We just played "strip" Trivial Pursuit, I finally won, and it was absolutely the worst. Took for fucking ever and now we're just two tired old people who don't wanna look at each other lol
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just bought an absurd amount of olive oil in order to get free shipping
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Do you think that, if a male doctor became President of the US, he would make people call him Dr. President instead of Mr. President? Mr. President? Um, actually it's Dr.
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Conan the Salaryman @conansalaryman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"Hear me now," snarled the barbarian, tossing the naked blade down upon his desk. "Any dog who tries to catch me with one of those 'Fool of April' jokes shall find themselves laughing down in Xandru's Hells." He swept the room with an azure gaze that held neither pity nor passion.
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My protest signs all say, "stop making the Fantastic Four into a movie"
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
LOL
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/02/2025
God forbid a woman have hobbies
woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Taking a break. We fight tomorrow. republicans are the bad guys #Budget
Musk throwing the Nazi salute.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity? it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual. it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The Rule of Law has been replaced with the Law of Rule.
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Has anybody checked Kanye for a cordyceps attached to him somewhere
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Dan Levy @imdanlevy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
恭喜發財! Art by Kristina Micotti #lunarnewyear #snake
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Dan Levy @imdanlevy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mark Zuck portrait done in feces by @katsubot.bsky.social #markzuckerberg
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
INVENTOR OF CORDUROY: what if you could wear potato chips
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Also TWs for torture, CSA, and cults. So, it's got everything terrible.
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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · 09/01/2025
On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.
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Auntie Ketzirah @devotaj.com · 09/01/2025
Let me put on my shocked face...
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I met some of my best friends on Twitter in the aughts. Like 2009. They are still friends (on FB and here), and I deactivated Twitter bc of the AI baloney and dumpster fire-ness. I know this won't likely become like old-school, carefree Twitter bc that world is no longer. But we persist.
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 20/08/2023
"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/01/2025
if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life
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Malkah @malkahd.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
@mitdasein.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 05/12/2024
he wasn’t “fatally shot by a faceless assailant”, he was “sent to an out-of-network provider”
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/12/2024
I knew the name sounded familiar www.cbsnews.com/news/unitedh...
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UnitedHealth uses faulty AI to deny elderly patients medically necessary coverage, lawsuit claims
Families of former beneficiaries claim UnitedHealth's AI system "aggressively" rejected claims for medically necessary expenses.
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φαυʅ ∞ 🇺🇦 ∞ #𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙩 #𝙉𝘼𝙁𝙊 ₁₃₇ @dereume.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
😁
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