Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Yet another reason Love Actually is absolute shit 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025@alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv I am devastated to have missed out on tickets for Chicago despite my absolute best efforts. Taskmaster is all I have some days. It is so important to me. I'm really, really disappointed by how badly this was handled. Please consider adding a second show. 130
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Every Avatar movie is going to be less and less noticeable until we get to Avatar 6, which will have been the first film to make one trillion dollars with 47 tickets sold. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Just found out Paul Shaffer is straight and I am reeling. 030
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025On The X-Files, the credits ended with the mission statement of the whole series: “The truth is out there.” Chris Carter’s next show, Millennium’s was somewhat less inspiring.media.tenor.coma yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on topALT: a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top 020
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Today I learned that Dr. Seuss's first book was called The Pocket Book of Boners. 020
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025If a Daniel Craig movie took one and a half minutes out of its runtime just to dunk on my lack of productivity, I would never show my face in public again. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025@samreich.bsky.social May we please have an episode of Make Some Noise with @mikewtrapp.bsky.social? 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025“You’ve heard from the anti-rape-culture comedian, now hear the other side!” Thanks HBO Max! Good to see that while your name (un)changed, your algorithm is still just as accurate. 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Idea: a music festival where 25 artists play the one song of theirs I care about. Also, it’s indoors, air conditioned, and seated. 020
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Watching ER. “We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.” “Oh no!” I think. It’s a young Michael Rappaport. “Let him die.” 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Every time I complete a CAPTCHA, I think of Christine O'Donnell. "I'm not a robot. I'm nothing you've heard." 020
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Let's name songs we don't want anyone to cover. For example, I think "London Calling" only works with Joe Strummer snarling it. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I really need a TV version of Letterboxd. I have so many pithy little bon mots about 27 year old episodes of ER! 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I am worried about Russell T. Davies. I think he might have some very serious undiagnosed brain damage. 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025@paulscheer.com Great show! The photo op poses at the end are genuinely a genius idea for reducing distractions. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I miss the days when I would watch basically anything just because it was available in HD. 2007ish, when channels had separate HD feeds. 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a bald head and a beard .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a bald head and a beard . 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Carol of the Bells is so needlessly intense. “Here are nine cute singalongs and one track from The Omen score.” 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Pro tip for reducing your screen time stats on your phone: switch between your phone and a tablet every half an hour. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m on a show! It’s called Down in Front and we do live improvised movie riffing every Friday night on Twitch. This week, we’re watching Christmas With a Prince, not to be confused with the following: Join us for deep snow and deep hurting! Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive 120
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So many drag queens named Crystal. What about more useful minerals? Welcome to the stage Kelsey Um! 110
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Steve Zahn looks like every member of the Fellowship of the Ring combined, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation. 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024What’s the best new title my mom has given a song today? “Wind It Up” by The Rolling Stones or “He’s A Skunk Boy” by TLC? (No Scrubs) 101
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024OH SHIT! I just remembered I still need to do my Ice Bucket Challenge video. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Please respect my privacy while I process the finale of #RPDRUK6. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Did anyone figure out why Circus Vasquez’s performance ended so abruptly? #macysthanksgivingdayparade 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Please call your congresscreature to get them to vote against House Bill 9495, which would give the President unilateral power to shut down any nonprofit organization he so chooses. www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-o...fightforthefuture.orgURGENT: Tell your reps to vote NO on H.R. 9495! 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 17/11/202410 shows to get to know me: Doctor Who Mystery Science Theater 3000 Taskmaster Game Changer The Good Place The Simpsons Arrested Development (s1-3 only) Better Call Saul Mad Men RuPaul’s Drag Race 020
Reposted by Derek MartzRich Done This @richdonethis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It's probably about time to do a BlueSky giveaway? The lucky lucky winner can pick any 5 Taskmaster comic covers in A5 (small), A4 (medium) or A3 (large) sizes! Repost this to be entered into the draw! I'll pick a name on Tuesday night! 791157
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Were the Masked Magician specials on Fox as big of a phenomenon as I remember, or was I just 6? 000
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You don’t truly understand how dirty your bathroom is until you’re faced with the idea of someone else being in it. 160
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Oh no. I just realized we’re in for at least four more years of the phase “now, more than ever.” 030
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024@chrischapman81.bsky.social Just finished Looking for Dursley. Thank you for telling his story. ❤️🩹 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I know A.I. is bad, but I would vote for a computer trained on every decision Jimmy Carter made. 010
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Maybe Chris Chibnall was right to give limited interviews. #DoctorWho 000
Reposted by Derek MartzJustin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 15/11/2023This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated 5624841097
Reposted by Derek MartzAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 12/11/2023One shame of it is that it’s THIS movie being rejected. Not a perfect one, but fun, short, not self indulgent, built around a group of women (two of them POC) with a non-white female director. That’s going to have unfortunate repercussions not just at Marvel, but on big budget filmmaking in general. 3702
Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 12/11/2023I believe that as long as nobody’s getting hurt, there’s no such thing as a guilty pleasure. Except “My Sharona.” I feel really bad about liking “My Sharona.” 040
