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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m so serious about getting Tom Brady out of the booth. Listening to the former quarterback who is responsible for the current state of officiating regarding quarterback hits complain about soft calls on the sideline is infuriating
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Brady complaining about a personal foul
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m so fucking done with the rams man This shit is embarrassing
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BYU undefeated and ranked in the top ten, while Penn State has lost its last two and seems adrift. That’s just how the cookie crumbls
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Cuba", soviet poster, 1968
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fearjunkie.bsky.social @fearjunkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thompson had a poster's soul.
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve completed a few more missions now but the sentiment remains true.
A woman holding a clone trooper named Trick from Star Wars: Zero Company like a baby. Text reads “I’ve only completed three missions but if anything happens to Trick I’ll kill everyone on this station and then myself”
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I wish Halo Studios would never make another Halo game!” The monkey’s paw curls
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dislike the perverted way the narrator reads the copy on the McDonald’s spicy nugget commercial
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t get a chance to do it often but I do like to watch how people I know drive in rental cars and other equipment. Interesting to see how people treat things that don’t belong to them.
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jalen Carter hit that ball harder than a Ford Expedition hits a telephone pole
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went to the expensive breakfast place yesterday. Full of people who name their kids Arlo and Kai and other such nonsense.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the sims: hot date, magazine screenshot, pc (2002) archive.org/details/PCG....
a room inside a house is on raging fire as a firefighter tries to put it out. outside, on tiles, someone wearing white is playing a pinball machine. beond this is a picket fence and green grass. isometric view.
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m going to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism The grave!
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The documentary film PREDATORS What are we thinking about this one
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maybe I’m really just this fried mentally but the worst thing I’ve seen lately is an ad for an AI app where you can upload photos of your action figures and the app makes them do stuff for you We’ve digitally outsourced playing with action figures 🫩
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/08/2026
I’m on island time!
Garbage can with a little palm tree in it
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you recommend that I start peptides I’m putting a gun in your mouth
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
About to have an “The Odyssey” of my own (driving to Las Vegas to see The Odyssey in digital IMAX)
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Micah @plinythemillennial.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let’s say for sake of argument this turns out to be true: why does it mean they had to kill him
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill (1947–2026)
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The best negotiating Lindsey did was negotiating the prices to get his back blown out by an underage boy, the second best was enriching himself off Israel’s genocide against Palestinians. Hope that fucker rots in hell
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“My application to work at Burger King” and it’s just wasting $6 worth of mayo and a $10 combo Wasting food to not even be funny
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I misread Mainers as Mariners at first and thought “the mariners really could lose when they aren’t even playing”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/06/2026
I just got a summons in the mail to appear before the Triumvirate. Probably some bullshit about heresy again. Sick of this
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They're remains now
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Call her Reagan the way she got me trickling down
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
White people be making chili in the instant pot
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Halo fans love Captain Keyes because you have to jingle keys in front of them to make them happy
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A creator from the subreddit two sentence horror. It reads:

"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.
Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.
Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
still from a tv showing coverage of the UFC white house fight. it's joe rogan in an ugly tie that's too short holding a microphone and looking like a blister with acne. You can see the white House in the background.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14/06/2026
Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“_____ is crazy” is just the zoomer/alpha version of “okay… THAT just happened!”
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
*jigsaw voice* for too long you have taken the worst photographs of strangers to create your memes. you have enjoyed moderate internet fame at the expense of others. but there is nothing skibidi about the toilet in which you find yourself today
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i’m not saying it’s good to scam and skim money and shit. it isn’t good. it’s bad. but these are some scammish as fuck times and you might as well root for your own team (labor) now and then
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New York’s second biggest 11
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Rams by a million @maliciouseggo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Knicks losing game 3 has opened a horrible new timeline where unfunny white people are rewriting the “My mayor Muslim” soliloquy to rhyme with 5
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
An RPG continue screen with yes and no
It's a puppy laying in a window sun square
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