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Pheloneigh

@malchikhey.bsky.social
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A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.

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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 1h
Ok, so this, as a British person, brought home to me that I have been watching too much livestream US news for my job because I could finish the jungle 🫠🫠🫠
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 8h
Why does he look like a racist marionette
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Politics/International Relations grad turned History teacher I fully endorse this message
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eternal surveillance in the Pissopticon
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All I can think about now is that dogging documentary Channel 4 did years ago where the doggers all wore cheap animal masks to hide their identity, like the most fucked up episode of Animals of Farthing Wood imaginable
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For some unfathomable reason my phone has changed my lock screen volume bar to a picture of Rishi Sunak 🫠
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Gospel is progressive, actually
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It amuses me that the Russian word for "first" is pronounced "pervy"
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!"
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have a burning jealousy of bi/pan people because who wouldn't want to be able to sample every dish at the buffet??? Bi/pan people rock
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Off to Canadian thanksgiving
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good afternoon (derogatory)
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As someone who works in a frontline public service (secondary school), I can fully attest that it is not too generously funded.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fundamentally, the median voter has had a tax cut since 2010 and the result is that nothing works.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're foul!
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know it has caused some problems but - ultimately - I fucking love the internet.
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Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The President-Elect of Belarus has acknowledged the Gagadaily owner going to prison after he got a People magazine column 😭
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some people are trying to create disc horse about the Lesbian mask mandate, clown school adjacent queer bar story; but for me it some good old fashioned internet meme fodder 🙂‍↕️
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is Labour - the party of the comprehensive - trying to recreate the grammar academic system
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good for her
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Real, "we saw you across the bar during Sitges bear week" energy here
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My MA thesis was on how national identity and ethnicity is a totally flimsy and contingent concept that ultimately has no basis in factual/abstract reality. So you can imagine what my blood pressure is like these days. (It was awarded a distinction FWIW)
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made a Singapore fried noodles so good I ate both portions in one go 🙂‍↕️ (The secret is MSG)
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every step in this story is absolutely breathtaking. You never know where you are headed next. ✅ Lesbian enforced mask mandates ✅ People angry at the lack of revolutionary praxis at the local queer bar ✅ CLOWN COLLEGE
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The boys in my year 11 form have discovered aftershave, which is cute! They have yet to learn, however, that less is more when it comes to aftershave. So I am starting my day with the back of my throat coated in One Million Men 😷
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This. Really not a great time to be a politics teacher 🫠🫠
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PLAYING "THOSE IN PERIL ON THE SEA" INTENSIFIES
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cue Andy Burnham to [checks notes] drop a Tiktok about devolution
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Open evening
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Absolute Cinema
Alt: Absolute Cinema
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump's strategy to gas prices in the run up to the midterms, apparently
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It took 2 minutes and 4 seconds between me pressing play and audibly gasping on my busy train.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just remembered my favourite Soviet anti-alcohol poster: "Shame! Got drunk, swore, broke a little tree, and now he's ashamed to look people in the face"
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Now seated for
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The military bloat of the massive SUVs on the school run is getting ridiculous. You're there to take a child home for tea, not transport a pallet of shrinkwrapped banknotes through the fall of Basra.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The German word for "sexual intercourse" is Geschlectsverkehr - literally Sex/Gender traffic. Which might sound strange, but the English word intercourse comes from the Old French entrecours meaning "trade, to and fro" Much to think about.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The patriarchy harms men too: dudes rock
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friday I was teaching my A Level students about the process of selecting a vice presidential candidate in US elections, and if I have to teach about the Tango Twat I am not going to do so with respect (+my kids remember better with memes) This was the moment the head decided to observe my lesson....
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just remembered and rewatched one of the greatest TV skits youtu.be/9HVH_I04ZrM?...
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The Actress - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really like KitKat Chunkys xx
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love it when Germans put English words in their grammar. Just spotted in the wild: Er wurde gecatfisht (he was catfished)
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thread.
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at my cat
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