Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 1hOk, so this, as a British person, brought home to me that I have been watching too much livestream US news for my job because I could finish the jungle 🫠🫠🫠 110
Reposted by PheloneighThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 8hWhy does he look like a racist marionette 1021538168
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a Politics/International Relations grad turned History teacher I fully endorse this message 040
Reposted by PheloneighPheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now 072
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now 072
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All I can think about now is that dogging documentary Channel 4 did years ago where the doggers all wore cheap animal masks to hide their identity, like the most fucked up episode of Animals of Farthing Wood imaginable 170
Reposted by PheloneighTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath. 4574497
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For some unfathomable reason my phone has changed my lock screen volume bar to a picture of Rishi Sunak 🫠 180
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It amuses me that the Russian word for "first" is pronounced "pervy" 130
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!" 000
Reposted by PheloneighJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶 347295
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have a burning jealousy of bi/pan people because who wouldn't want to be able to sample every dish at the buffet??? Bi/pan people rock 020
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As someone who works in a frontline public service (secondary school), I can fully attest that it is not too generously funded. 150
Reposted by PheloneighTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fundamentally, the median voter has had a tax cut since 2010 and the result is that nothing works. 1145294
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know it has caused some problems but - ultimately - I fucking love the internet. 040
Reposted by PheloneighDave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The President-Elect of Belarus has acknowledged the Gagadaily owner going to prison after he got a People magazine column 😭 071
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some people are trying to create disc horse about the Lesbian mask mandate, clown school adjacent queer bar story; but for me it some good old fashioned internet meme fodder 🙂↕️ 010
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is Labour - the party of the comprehensive - trying to recreate the grammar academic system 110
Reposted by PheloneighPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration. 353635413
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Real, "we saw you across the bar during Sitges bear week" energy here 140
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My MA thesis was on how national identity and ethnicity is a totally flimsy and contingent concept that ultimately has no basis in factual/abstract reality. So you can imagine what my blood pressure is like these days. (It was awarded a distinction FWIW) 160
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Made a Singapore fried noodles so good I ate both portions in one go 🙂↕️ (The secret is MSG) 040
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every step in this story is absolutely breathtaking. You never know where you are headed next. ✅ Lesbian enforced mask mandates ✅ People angry at the lack of revolutionary praxis at the local queer bar ✅ CLOWN COLLEGE 4140
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The boys in my year 11 form have discovered aftershave, which is cute! They have yet to learn, however, that less is more when it comes to aftershave. So I am starting my day with the back of my throat coated in One Million Men 😷 2100
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This. Really not a great time to be a politics teacher 🫠🫠 020
Reposted by PheloneighBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it. 17929130
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cue Andy Burnham to [checks notes] drop a Tiktok about devolution 030
Reposted by PheloneighSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comAbsolute CinemaAlt: Absolute Cinema 351130184
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump's strategy to gas prices in the run up to the midterms, apparently 000
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It took 2 minutes and 4 seconds between me pressing play and audibly gasping on my busy train. 020
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just remembered my favourite Soviet anti-alcohol poster: "Shame! Got drunk, swore, broke a little tree, and now he's ashamed to look people in the face" 020
Reposted by PheloneighJeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The military bloat of the massive SUVs on the school run is getting ridiculous. You're there to take a child home for tea, not transport a pallet of shrinkwrapped banknotes through the fall of Basra. 1014531
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The German word for "sexual intercourse" is Geschlectsverkehr - literally Sex/Gender traffic. Which might sound strange, but the English word intercourse comes from the Old French entrecours meaning "trade, to and fro" Much to think about. 140
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Friday I was teaching my A Level students about the process of selecting a vice presidential candidate in US elections, and if I have to teach about the Tango Twat I am not going to do so with respect (+my kids remember better with memes) This was the moment the head decided to observe my lesson.... 040
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just remembered and rewatched one of the greatest TV skits youtu.be/9HVH_I04ZrM?...youtu.beThe Actress - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 030
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love it when Germans put English words in their grammar. Just spotted in the wild: Er wurde gecatfisht (he was catfished) 260