Reposted by PheloneighStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 8hOne thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 574045857
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 10hWhy teachers hate taking time out of the classroom: it has taken me nearly 3 hours to plan and make my cover lessons for tomorrow. If I were teaching them I would be prepped in a fraction of the time 🫠 020
Reposted by Pheloneigh😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption 598985
Reposted by PheloneighElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 55117963494
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But, on the other hand, I did finally make it to the "faggo******t" episode of Adults 🙂↕️ 220
Reposted by PheloneighJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Tory Bayeux Tapestry is very funny and a great skewering of most of the main characters, apart from Angela Rayner who looks absolutely iconic in every image 2949063
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I never have any time to read for pleasure :-(((((((" I think to myself as I spend most of my day off lying on my bed doom scrolling 150
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have the rarest of things this week: a day off mid week, mid term to attend a wedding. So I am frantically refreshing my emails on my non-working day to check we haven't had the Ofsted call 🫠🫠 (My leave would be cancelled if we did) 290
Reposted by PheloneighMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/10/20267pm: alright I'm going to have a super early Sunday night tonight, be responsible, watch something early then head to sleep 10.20pm: knowyourmeme.com/editorials/g... 3472
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And Q4's novel world crisis will be... *Spins wheel* "Russia spreading the bubonic plague" 150
Reposted by PheloneighJim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 04/10/2026This is clearly already Angela Rayner’s WhatsApp pic. Anyway probably most revealing is which friendly journalists are on the Conservative tapestry. 49710
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's just reminded me of "the cat mixed race" youtu.be/hyjBC9SyEgQ?...youtu.beIf Postman Pat was JamaicanYouTube video by Sweet Toffee 011
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's like an arsonist being lauded for putting out their fire before it completely destroyed the building 020
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have been up for four (4) minutes and I have just seen an American refer to Germany as Eastern Europe. So I am off back to bed. 030
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Catching up on last night's Traitors. Nobody: Ross Kemp:static.klipy.comMeonly: Confused Math Lady MemeALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme 030
Reposted by PheloneighJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love the detail that the guy drove to do the terrorism in a sodding Smart car, the most ULEZ-compliant vehicle on the face of the planet. 1636
Reposted by PheloneighMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Obsessed with this photo of the Republican senate candidate in North Carolina 1031275214
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As much as I love summer and warm weather, things need to change asap. The *ONLY* good thing about it being dark at dinner time is that it means soups and stews. It is too warm for that. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 120
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just an absolutely terrible day to have eyes and a brain 010
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am seeing quite a lot of economists/economic journalists starting to get jittery over the last 24-48 hours and I don't understand it so I am taking this approach to it all in my mind 070
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok, so this, as a British person, brought home to me that I have been watching too much livestream US news for my job because I could finish the jungle 🫠🫠🫠 110
Reposted by PheloneighThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why does he look like a racist marionette 1121662196
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a Politics/International Relations grad turned History teacher I fully endorse this message 040
Reposted by PheloneighPheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now 072
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now 072
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All I can think about now is that dogging documentary Channel 4 did years ago where the doggers all wore cheap animal masks to hide their identity, like the most fucked up episode of Animals of Farthing Wood imaginable 180
Reposted by PheloneighTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath. 4574697
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For some unfathomable reason my phone has changed my lock screen volume bar to a picture of Rishi Sunak 🫠 180
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes, *I* know that, but it still sounds funny to me 010
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It amuses me that the Russian word for "first" is pronounced "pervy" 130
Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!" 000
Reposted by PheloneighJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶 348297
