Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 23hLooking at my first big gay trip to Masapalomas or similar for my birthday next year, drop your recommendations for places to stay please! 380
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In a brief act of insanity I decided to remove all my body hair and 1) we will never be doing that again but 2) in the right light at the right angle with the right flex I can start to see the outline of what I think could possibly be the fabled abdominal muscles? Could I possibly meet my goal? 🤣 2160
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Has anyone switched from Spotify to YouTube Music? The Spotify app is just a hot mess nowadays, and I think I would benefit more from fucking off ads on YouTube when I watch videos 120
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay I've just checked some progress pictures for the first time in a while and I needed that. The first comparison is with me last year on mounjaro. I was technically 7lbs lighter than I am now, but I am *objectively* better now. And then there's 63lbs ago. 🥲 1390
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someone at work sent round a poster and you can tell AI made it because it looks like that one poster AI knows how to make 0110
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's amazing what a pound off the scales does for my mental health 060
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hannah: I think we are looking for Traitors who are thick as shit Everyone: 👏👏👏 0220
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I were Hannah I'd be absolutely FUMING 1100
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'd have personally got rid of Miranda first. Partly because I don't want to watch her on telly when I can avoid it 241
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every now and then I forgive Google's AI response but I checked when the next episode of The Traitors is on and it quote literally got *everything* wrong here -it premiered yesterday 1st October, not 8th October -8th October is a Thursday, not a wednesday -it aired at 8pm, not 9pm Fuck AI 030
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right gays, who's coming to the London show? 561
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 02/10/202630kg down in nearly 3 years and a brand new consistent fitness lifestyle but I still look like an average man who's let himself go for a year 🥹 4150
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have seen an incalculable amount of gay men's cages or bums in jocks today. Tremendous effort all round. 2160
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Went to do Talimun's prologue and was successful then immediately got FAILED CHAPTER despite doing it at the earliest possible point in time you could do it. It auto-saves in the fight, and "restart before battle" puts me on the world map with 1 turn left so I can't get back to base. BULLSHIT?!?! 110
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So how long before we get the inevitable Fortune's Weave DLC with the other 4 characters? 000
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Commented "it's AI hen x" under a video of a squirrel eating a Scottish caramel wafer and OP thinks I'm wearing a tinfoil hat It's raining but the rain isn't affecting the puddle, the puddle has ripples suggesting movement but it's not, and the squirrel nibbles the wrapper but it's half ripped off? 150
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry to the gay who lost is job at JP Morgan but "separate your gay job from your day job" is an absolutely iconic turn of phrase 060
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did this again a month later. Realised last month I had a different height measurement (1.2cm taller recently). So put in the shorter measurement and my body fat INCREASED from last month. Put in the taller height and it detected my weight 300g lower than two minutes prior, and decreased body fat. 100
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No one: Nigella tasting the bakes:static.klipy.comHungryALT: Hungry 271
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm colourblind where are MY abs 060
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had to put the heating on 2150
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not unhappy with today's arm pump 1270
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I keep up with a lot of politics but one thing that I have never been able to unpick is why literally anyone is bothered about a third runway at Heathrow. Like is there a single person in your life (whom you enjoy speaking to) who is arsed about an airport having a new runway? 140
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I really want to know if Taylor Swift goes home at the end of a day in the recording studio, puts her feet up and is like "I smashed it today" or if she actually just scurries away to the bank, laughing that it'll go #1 anyway Like, does she actually think she's good, or does she not give a shit? 👀 280
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My parents have been down to visit this weekend, and after 48 hours together they have yet to ask me a single question about my life, and have filled all silences with inane updates about neighbours' spouses and petrol prices. But their love language instead is wiring me money for the Ubers?! 290
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I must say all the Taylor Swift on my timeline speaks VOLUMES about how well I've curated my social media 040
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Watching American Horror Story season 13 and somehow Aaron remembers every character and reference so far and yet he tells me Kingdom Hearts is too complicated to follow??? 270
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is my outfit giving Lynette Scavo 1150
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Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Instant Hall of Fame 0110
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The President-Elect of Belarus has acknowledged the Gagadaily owner going to prison after he got a People magazine column 😭 071
Reposted by Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weavebingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@daveyblahblah.bsky.social on brand with his typos as usual. 3192
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's so annoying that I have lost so much weight and made so many positive changes to my body but only to the point where I feel good SOME days instead of NO days. Took some banging progress pictures yesterday and waited too long, now I think they all look skinny-fat instead of buff 🥹 010
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social only went and got us tickets for Mariah Carey's Christmas show in Birmingham. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE 160
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He's so real for this 011
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I ended up buying this btw and I've been rewarded with this advert showing up even more often 1120
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why am I so profoundly sad that Claude died? Why have I formed an unconscious parasocial relationship with an alligator I saw once at a museum 8 years ago? 130
Reposted by Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's WeaveJordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026straight from the dome. just gay and annoying 1153
Reposted by Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's WeaveJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i genuinely think about this every time theres any mention of narnia. one of the funniest things that have ever happened 920962
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you haven't seen all the fury about why Gen Z turning up to interviews with wet hair and iced coffee and being rejected is actually ableist... you're having a better day than I am. 260
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's my own fault for commenting on viral posts but how the hell do you turn these notifications off? I have literally disabled all notifications in the app but I constantly have a red dot telling me there's something new, and it's just another like from a stranger on a comment I left 6 months ago 140
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Basic Netflix going up from 5.99 to 7.99 which is more expensive than Netflix used to be for its one and only tier 💀 150
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just watched Atlantis The Lost Empire for the first time ever, two thoughts: 1) the early days of drawn animation combined with 3D effects was SO cool and unique 2) this would be a PERFECT setting for Kingdom Hearts. The power source of Atlantis is the HEART of the world and it connects everyone?! 080
Reposted by Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's WeaveThe Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU 33131323843
Reposted by Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weavegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169395732
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Time to be gay in Fire Emblem 4440
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do young Irish lads have to complete a PT qualification by law or something because why is every pushed influencer ever a twenty-something Irishman trying to convince me they're the one who will "cut the bullshit" and finally get me results 050
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thinking about when Suella Braverman was pictured standing on a dog's tail. Couldn't remember who it was so googled "female Tory minister" and Google made it funnier by 1) suggesting I meant "monster" and 2) AI didn't know what a Tory was and suggested an anime character or Tori from Heartstopper 250
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Somehow only just realised The Master of Masters is voiced by Ray Chase and AS IF Nomura has had such a blatant Versus reference staring us in the face for years because there is no way that was a coincidence 💀 010
Dave Obscur | 🎮 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave @daveyblahblah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The absolute CHEEK of PlayStation trying to promote a physical edition of a game from the home screen? 030