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Pheloneigh

@malchikhey.bsky.social
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A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.

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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 8h
Literally me as I claw through to half term on Friday
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The only good thing about the weather turning is that I can finally wear my new autumn wardrobe (recycling last night's shirt as I only wore it for 2 hours...)
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Home now thankfully
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also my posture is terrible in the selfie so have a mirror one (please validate me I hate going out)
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being forced to go out on a Friday night and have apparently dressed like a 1950s Iowan corn farmer
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was invigilating our year 11 maths mock exam earlier and as I was doing so all I could think about was this reel, which lives rent free in my head
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And Q4's novel world crisis will be... *Spins wheel* "Russia spreading the bubonic plague"
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am seeing quite a lot of economists/economic journalists starting to get jittery over the last 24-48 hours and I don't understand it so I am taking this approach to it all in my mind
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, so this, as a British person, brought home to me that I have been watching too much livestream US news for my job because I could finish the jungle 🫠🫠🫠
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Politics/International Relations grad turned History teacher I fully endorse this message
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This, except it's my eyes being assaulted by all the AI slop signs, banners and posters appearing everywhere now
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All I can think about now is that dogging documentary Channel 4 did years ago where the doggers all wore cheap animal masks to hide their identity, like the most fucked up episode of Animals of Farthing Wood imaginable
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For some unfathomable reason my phone has changed my lock screen volume bar to a picture of Rishi Sunak 🫠
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He has a strong shirt game
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yum
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Off to Canadian thanksgiving
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're foul!
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some people are trying to create disc horse about the Lesbian mask mandate, clown school adjacent queer bar story; but for me it some good old fashioned internet meme fodder 🙂‍↕️
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Obviously the Right MASSIVELY overstates how loony non-Right wing people are, but it is important to remember that these people do indeed exist in the wold
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Open evening
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tourialay Akbari was also pleasing on the eye
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump's strategy to gas prices in the run up to the midterms, apparently
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just remembered my favourite Soviet anti-alcohol poster: "Shame! Got drunk, swore, broke a little tree, and now he's ashamed to look people in the face"
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Now seated for
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friday I was teaching my A Level students about the process of selecting a vice presidential candidate in US elections, and if I have to teach about the Tango Twat I am not going to do so with respect (+my kids remember better with memes) This was the moment the head decided to observe my lesson....
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meanwhile, in France...
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at my cat
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It took me a few episodes to get fully into Adults, but now I am hooked. This is 💯 the energy I bring when I am at work
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also, from my wider pottering around the museum, the forbidden jamon
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IT'S SO COOL
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ur fave history teacher is off to see the Bayeux Tapestry ✌️🙂‍↕️
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I set up Vinted this afternoon and just made my first sale
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's hardly the Belovezha Accords...
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(would have helped if I had attached the picture... 🤦) I need to read this as I am.once again teaching the Normans for GCSE for the first time in a few years, but it's also serving as a useful guide for Monday 🙂‍↕️
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An account of some French Protestants trying to flee to England on a small boat in... 1686. Just for next time someone tells you this is a new problem...
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Home alone so treating myself to a succulent Chinese meal
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Overall broadly survived INSET, but not yet emotionally ready to face students. Plan for this evening: wine and
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me rn
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back to school tomorrow
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Still Lake Ontario in the UK! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have an assistant as I am doing my back to school work
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rewatching The Americans and loving every time this scene stealer comes into frame
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally got round to getting this
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Pheloneigh @malchikhey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Uh oh hope my husband doesn't see this!
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