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“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants” ~ Thomas Jefferson she/her/they/nunya damn business maliciously compliant + toxic positivity …gladly feast on those who would subdue us… sector 2814

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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 14h
so a very rich man who is prolly lying about how much money he has lied about how much money his futbol team is worth?
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 14h
Its a mafia style bust out. What Trump is doing to the country. Its a bust out.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Venezuela, not so much. An attempted military attack on Greenland or Canada, though? That could totally have happened. So could have an invasion of Cuba, resulting very possibly in the insta-collapse of the entire society and massive flows of refugees whom Miller would be trying to machinegun.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump had *lots* of other options for making himself colossally unpopular, and repeatedly TACOed right up to the edge of a disaster he couldn't back out of, each time concluding that he was untouchable because nothing too bad happened. He finally did it properly with Iran, and here we are.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wile E Coyote had better luck with his ACME purchases
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cost of crossing mexico to the us has increased according to this story, coyotes who bring people from el salvador and ither central am countries have “retired” bc its not financially rewarding. it would take $25-30k to get this started again. the roi? imvaluable. the optics would be priceless
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
another instance where i believe people are being incentivized to do this
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate that MTG is one of the best people to point out the lies that we’ve all had to listen to forever, but she can still take a seat after being at the top of the list of people who brought us to where we are.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University takes rape so seriously that seven #ChiPhi fraternity rapists (Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar) were punished by having to write an essay. And you wonder why women don't feel safe . . .
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
Araghchi, Iranian foreign minister, explains why US is untrustworthy: "In 2025 they offered negotiations, we accepted, then in the middle of negotiations they attacked us. Eight months later, again they offered negotiations, again we accepted, & again they attacked us in the middle of negotiations"
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's a good way to visualize how the AI boom/bubble is propping up the economy? Ah, thanks.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to alarm anyone, but if you think times are rough right now economically, wait until after midterms when it all starts kicking in.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love this
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think something to consider here is that Collins voted to confirm Russ Vought as OMB Director despite the fact that he said a billion times that he thought Trump had a constitutional right to illegally impound funds, and now she’s doing shocked Pikachu reactions.
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Without warning or consultation, Congress just received an $810 million package of pocket rescissions from the Administration. This is the most recent attempt by this Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to undermine Congress's Constitutional power of the purse.
This move shows that OMB intentionally withheld these funds for months to execute this unlawful cancellation of appropriations that were approved on a bipartisan basis and signed into law.Not only is the delay itself an impoundment that was not reported to Congress, but also it is a usurpation of Congress's appropriations powers.
OMB is an agency of the executive branch. It does not get to decide which programs are worth funding.
The independent Government Accountability Office has concluded that pocket rescissions are unlawful and not permitted by the Impoundment Control Act. Any effort to rescind appropriated funds without congressional approval is a clear violation of the law.
I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions.
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOCK HIM UP
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chuck, thinking about his 93-year old mortality.
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Chuck Grassley at a GOP dinner in Des Moines: “One of the reasons I’m worried about who’s going to be elected governor. I don’t plan on dying in office, but if I did I don’t want a Democrat governor choosing my” replacement
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s baaaack. Gentrification Kitty.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday breakfast with 6 of the 7 gangsters of The Eastside Orangeys, plus Gentrification Kitty & Imposter Limpers. Great to see Gentrification Kitty after his summer vacation in Geneva. He’s so cool. Also these Orangeys matter, cuz we all matter or none of us do. GK in next video.
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it's Candy Love @candylovely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is outrageous and a fucking lie. Now when this bitch lose I will say she's failed Democrats for now leading on Immigration, When you're attacking the former president means you're losing.... www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/immig...
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Texas Dem Gina Hinojosa calls Biden 'silent' on immigration: 'He hid from it'
"Biden's problem is he didn't lead on immigration. He was silent mostly. He hid from it, and that did hurt us last election cycle," Hinojosa told Politico.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what alex gibney should do is post all the promo material somewhere - like a website and let some rebels grab and distribute it online bc elon the movie shiuld be seen bh everyone
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i can only hope that eveyone will make this documentary a success by word of mouth.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Polymarket @Polymarket • 2d
JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by "Chad" judge in Miami court hearing.
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The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 26/09/2026
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Quebec premier warns of U.S. attempts to sow division ahead of election
Document from U.S. think tank detailed a plan to support Quebec independence, including by helping the sovereigntist PQ party to power
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’ve ever thought about fostering but don’t know where to start, or you want help adopting a hound in your area, my DMs are (to my everlasting regret) always open, hit me up. I’ll find you a great one. 
See, even Betty knows you’re thinking about it, and Betty only thinks about cheeseburgers 
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Q: Do you support Trump’s diesel export ban? Are you still voting for Bo French? KEN PAXTON: **flees**
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"She says she is going to vote one way and she votes another way. She said she was opposed to the war in Iran... and she has voted to support it five times now." Eileen Laubacher is running for Congress against Lauren Boebert in Colorado's 4th Congressional District. @eileenforco.bsky.social
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Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man leading genocide to chastise mayor leading renewal of American city www.huffpost.com/entry/netany...
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Netanyahu Expected To Berate New York's Mamdani In 'Campaign Speech' Of UN Address
Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu is expected to berate New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani in 'campaign speech' of UN address, according to video statement this week.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
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Navy Says 8 Sailors With USS Lincoln Carrier Strike Group Attempted Suicide: Reports
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About damn time
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back. Now, Wilber can’t move the left side of his body. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone more safe?
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mo is awesome
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when you havent had enough coffee to read hipper-than-thou snark columns…
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Interesting that no one is standing in solidarity with Politico.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This kicks so much ass. Also, it makes my life as a parent so much easier.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn, to think all we needed to do this whole time was crowdfund a direct bribe for Susan Collins.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From we’ll make everything great right away, to things are great now don’t believe your lying eyes (or wallets), to okay things aren’t great but if you imagine something worse then things don’t look so bad in comparison. As clear a sign of failure with no idea how to reverse it as these things get.
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William Turton @williamturton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In 2024 the former CEO of a defense contractor made a stunning confession to two FBI agents. He alleged that was the ringleader of a massive pay-to-play operation, bribing senators with campaign contributions in exchange for govt contracts. www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤬🤬🤬 Vote EARLY! #nokings
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don’t know how my cats know its fall bc its still 95º+ in houston but this week they are all hanging out in the catio 24/7 like they do every spring / fall like clockwork
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching a guy ritchie movie where the lead just sid muhZELtuf emphasis on the zel it was done in all seriousness
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Howdy @icandie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that's the kind of reporting that will drive the Turd crazy ...
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