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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK

@magicmoose.bsky.social
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“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants” ~ Thomas Jefferson she/her/they/nunya damn business maliciously compliant + toxic positivity …gladly feast on those who would subdue us… sector 2814

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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when you’ve overplayed you hand and even etsy is going for your throat: etsy’s new campaign is “buy from people not billionaires”
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love this
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mo is awesome
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
understanding a proper sploot
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i kinda like this as a broadway musical number-
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#caturday alt text: cheetah from the san diego zoo
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#caturday alt text: cat sleeping in rooftop gets kidnapped by aliens then returned , augmented: a cat with laser eyes.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i won’t forguve the boomer genX whiners who complained bc student loan forgiveness is unfair for people who went on to make gobs of money and could afford their payments
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
da mayor
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#houston anyone know why there is emergency closure of 610 at Bellaire with this weird form you have to fill out to get information?
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
elon blocked me from retweeting blocked me from quote tweeting and blocked me from tweeting that i was blocked from quote tweeting. alt text: screengrab of being blocked by x for quote tweeting a tweet with a video about flock
screengrab of being blocked by x for quote tweeting a tweet with a video about flock
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
elon is desperate that no one see this flock video
screen shot of x blocking my reposting of the flock video accusing me of being automated
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sigh
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it was the third of september
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is harry. while i was bringing in the groceries, he pushed half a can of fancy feast turkey chunks in gravy off the counter, then proceeded to have a feast. when he was done, he took posession of this brown paper bag, tipped it over, and crawled insiden before i could finish emptying it.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Laurie Blake: "You know how you can tell the difference between a masked cop and a vigilante?" Angela Abar: "No." Laurie Blake: "Me neither." -WATCHMEN series (alt txt/ all images are of federal law police dhs cpb wearing masks because they cowardly and violent and scared of accountability)
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it is still lake ontario on apple maps (ALT TXT: image of apple maps close-up on us / canada border around the great lakes)
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
democrats can rail agst DSA but if dems were more like Mamdani no one would br looking at ither options. Be more like Mamdani - do the work, share the outcomes, be gun, be humble
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sigh
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
icymi
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i’m ready.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the white sox pope hats made me think of @kenwhite.bsky.social
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i just read “foreign arrivals remain down roughly 80% compared to pre-war baselines” well that explains israel flooding tiktok with ads for tourism (alt text: i blocked @visit_israel on tiktok)
i blocked @visit_israel on tiktok
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(alt txt: There's Something About Mary cringy scene involving Cameron Diaz character unknowingly using semen as hair gel.)
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
tucker carlson tells hunter biden that it was the israelis that were promoting the idea that hunter was having sex with minors
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
N. Ireland reaching out Mamdani cracked me up
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this lady 😭🥰
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
anyone interested in old TPUSA mac computers?
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i like this guy.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the latest stray to walk into my house and find a home. #dubistgutgenug
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
if i was bitecofer’s friend, i would be trying to help her heal whatever emotional wound has been driving her the last couple of years. here she is trashing elizabeth warren for allegedly having work done (which if she did i would like the name of her plastic surgeon bc she looks fab)
rachel bitecofer comments on elizabeth warren’s picture “a If you’re going to use plastics, hire Warrens team cuz they do that shit right”
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🫶💯
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
weird is an understatement
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
today i read on bSky that white people prefer this governance from pedophile protectors and grifters and warmongers bc white women don’t want to share bathrooms with trans people (or so the discussion of who dems need to exclude in order to end fascism went today). i’m leave this here.
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i thought MAGA needed jobs. i thought that was their entire point- that immigrants were taking their jobs…
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
horses freed to escape wildfires in southwestern france
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
obey? OBEY. 🤨 lol
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
it is 2 am cst it’s 90° real feel 103° heat index is 105° and the air quality is POOR 😳
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
he shouldn’t have gone to the white house. js
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
messi is juat amazing
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i don’t think that many people quite grasp that maga republicans are all in agreement with stephen miller who wants to reduce the U.S. population to 100m white people
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
lindsey’s sister will be window dressing…
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
argentina was wearing the black arm band for the guy who started the argentina v england rivalry antonio rattin en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio...
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
why friend shaped if not friend #caturday
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“If we pray like a gringo, then we play like a gringo” lmao
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i would pay extra
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
timeline cleanse
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COFNAS’ TINY LIMP DICK @magicmoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🙃
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