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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 9h
hell yeah that's great
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 10h
tried my best on a first attempt
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 04/10/2023
So I said I'm seeing so many spooky usernames they should call it Boo Sky
Norm MacDonald laughing at my great joke
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 20/09/2024
It's almost the time of year where it's normal to play Pet Sematary by The Ramones on loop. I do that anyway but it's almost October is what I'm saying.
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 21h
It's now the time of year I ask everyone if they're drinking or making some kind of "witch's brew"
youtube.com
Witch's Brew
YouTube video by jFolis
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 19/04/2026
telepath waiting for days to read a cat's mind
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 01/10/2026
every job needs a customer appreciation bat
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 01/10/2026
spiritually lunkheaded
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 01/10/2026
bioluminescent frielf
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Cheru @cheru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What my cheese grits see from the little microwave window
Pen sketch of the top of my head with my eyes and glasses peeking through a small window
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 03/07/2024
They called him Pennywise the Clown because he believed in sensibly investing in low-cost index mutual funds and ETFs
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the spam email comes from "Manning Krull"
Screenshot from the music video for the 1992 Megadeth song Sweating Bullets, where singer/guitarist Dave Mustane is looking into a mirror and seeing himself talking to himself, but is it really him?
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 30/09/2026
🎶I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me an 🎶
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
Don't need a quote bot when you got a cool hat
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
*bsky is dying again voice* Chuesday innit
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026
*KC & the Sunshine Band voice* 🎶Sheeeeee's the Queen of the Cords 🎶
My cat Sadie laying on a pile of cords on a shelf
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
Me: you ever feel boxed in? The cat, in a too small box: I am one with the universe
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
brain in a jar
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
When you get out of work you can hear the overworld theme playing
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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So much of dating these days is just ‘hey, you sex me and then I’ll sex you.’ What happened to couples saying hey, wanna go to the store and smell candles? Am I the only one who still values love???
A grocery store aisle with a shelf full of different colored candles in glass jars.
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
That's the Andrew Beverage Difference
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
5th wave ska will feature ska covers of 2000s nu-metal hits
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
shout out to riboflavin
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational lemon
A doohicky slide into a lemon and it’s a spray nozzle?  Crazy if true
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
me: you are a vital piece in my ultimate plan the cat: leave me out of your schemes, I have my own to attend to
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 16/10/2023
Cats block your keyboard because they know that the concept of work is bad
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You: neckbeard, lives in parents' basement, keyboard and fingers crusted over with Cheetos dust Me: looks sharp as a tack, happily married with two kids, uses chopsticks to eat Chester's Reserve: Artisanal Cheese Plops
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
the richly appointed interior mind
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
can you call my boss on Monday and let him know I'm trapped in a box (again)?
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 26/09/2026
Reposting this on 9/11 would have been good, but I forgot
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 26/09/2026
doing crowd work with the eagle eating my liver
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 10/01/2026
elegant off-grid shack with guest yurt
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Thanks, Wikipedia
An image from Wikipedia of a deely bobber held in front of a cat. The caption is "This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re saying he’s the world’s only adult baby cat. They’re saying scientists can’t explain it
Grey and white Gary cat getting petted in front of green vegetation 
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
To the chune of "God save the queen" 🎵 Who saved this dumb shit post? 🎵
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I die I don't care what they do with my body but I need my head in big jar
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
The Pope issued a bull that simply states "My ass will be laughing"
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
At last. Credentialed soda creates credentialed oats.
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
#paleontologiststreats
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
Don Draper, visibly drunk, about to get knighted for coming up with FCUK The queen: is he going to chunder on me fresh Air Jordans? (The queen is a sneaker head in the Mad Meniverse) Draper: [blehhh] The queen: oh that's right narsty
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"one Great Ape steps forward, hooting and gesturing with its powerful hands. a second emerges from the group, a small and delicate berry cupped in its powerful hands. a third points to the berry, then to me, swinging its powerful hands" - jane goodall, if she truly respected the power of an ape hand
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
Get Mick Jagger's ass James Brown
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
something? in this economy?
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
I should cash in my 401k to invest in pinball tables and then try to force my way into the world of high stakes pinball gambling.
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
Honked off that bobo pack [narrator: this is a lie]
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Rat Man Fungus @egg.hair · 23/09/2026
crow friend
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Friend walks in wearing a knitted cap “What’s up Steve Zissou how’s the life aquatic?”
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 21/02/2025
I wasn't a gifted kid, I was garfted
garf
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
Brought a sandwich home from work and my bag smells like pickles #lifehacks #lunch
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