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thirty-one and nothing rhymes with thirty-one | perpetually tired grad student | she/they #GoBirds #RingTheBell #H2P

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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 11/10/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes I imagine my life if I’e never come out. The self-hatred. The shame. The hooded, throttled sexuality. In exchange for universal acceptance. Fitting in. Lying to absolutely everyone, as a means of existence. I was lucky enough, safe enough, to take the step that ultimately saved my life.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my fiancée just described my playing Madden after the Eagles lose in devastating fashion as the video game version of writing fanfic and I don’t have an argument to dispute it
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Team Where This Regularly Happens
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember, everyone, this isn't happening. Democrats are not campaigning against trans people. It's not happening.
Annie Andrews ad, campaigning against trans rights. She says "I don't support biological men playing in women's sports." Graphic next to her says "No gender surgeries for minors."Marcy Kaptur ad: I voted with Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of our schools. Sherrod Brown ad: In Ohio it's illegal to perform transgender surgeries on children. Marcy Kaptur ad: boys should not play girls sports.
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 11/10/2026
update on “Democrats today are more progressive on LGBTQ rights than nearly any center-left party in Europe.”
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In related news, grass green, water wet. Details at 11.
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Nick Tricome @itssnick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There was one drive where the Eagles' offense looked okay, but it was fleeting. The skill, will, and frankly, luck aren't there anymore – especially with a scheme that does them no favors (if there even is one). Reality caught up to them, and it sucks. www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-jagua...
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The Eagles can't outlast reality
The Eagles don't have the skill to outlast anymore, and now luck is catching up to them, too.
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
going straight to heaven when I die because I’ve already spent decades in purgatory (cheering for the eagles)
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 11/10/2026
It's fun that we're debating end-game strategy in Jaguars-Eagles but the best strategy is "don't allow a 53-yard kick return."
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
okay so it wasn’t as bad as I predicted, it was almost worse
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If we’re gonna tank, fucking do it properly and fire the coaches responsible for this shit. Sirianni should have left after we fell apart in 2023 with Johnson as OC. Mannion doesn’t have the guts to be an OC. Fangio’s the only one who’s worth keeping, but he’s on thin fucking ice.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[clears throat for 45 seconds]
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
Nick Sirianni should not have a job after today. And if he does, the eagles admin should all be dragged out into the street and let us handle them
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LEAVE NICK IN LONDON
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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's got to go. Thanks for the Super Bowl, asshole. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DO NOT LET ANY OF THE COACHING STAFF ON THE PLANE
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE BOOS TELL ME THIS IS A PHILLY HOME GAME GO BIRDS BRUV
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THAT WAS A CLEAR FUMBLE RECOVERY
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Covey was getting shoved around on the last return and that was fine. Covey gets hammered out of bounds this return. No flag. But Trotter got ejected for getting kicked? FIRE THE REFS INTO THE SUN.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MERRILL LIKES LEMON AND SO DO I
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@tesswingard.bsky.social
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wednesday: my dog passes away Friday: my bike gets stolen Sunday: Jalen Hurts turns into a pumpkin, gets sacked on almost every play, gets a season-ending injury
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every other day this week has been truly dreadful, so I expect the Eagles to lose in catastrophic fashion today
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Jacey is a suitable combo of my actual name for privacy reasons @spacegrace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never watched a full episode of Strictly, but the BBC showing themselves to be pathetic yet again by blurring out a participants “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt. Their excuse will be that it’s a political statement so had to be neutral but we know it’s because they can’t show an ounce of humanity to us
A woman with her hair tied up wearing a white shirt that says “Protect The Dolls”.A woman with her hair tied up wearing a white shirt. Where the text has been removed entirely.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hail to Pitt you rancid chode
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All due respect to our great blue cities across the nation - all wonderful places to be! - but nowhere is going to deliver on the Day When It Finally Happens like our hatin’ asses in Philadelphia.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The hidden truth of this world is that you can just be a girl and if you fight hard enough no one can stop you Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know that there are, objectively, much worse things in the world than my dog dying. and I don’t mean to minimise them. but this is personally my worst nightmare and I’m so terrified of losing her. selfishly, I want her to get better. realistically, I don’t know what the right call is.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she went from being fine on Saturday to barely moving a muscle on Sunday. hasn’t eaten for more than two days. vet says she might have liver cancer. her liver was fine two months ago.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my dog may be dying. this is a special level of hell that Dante couldn’t even think up.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SIRIANNI: “Y’see, I’m tired of this team having a winning record. I want to tank it all.”
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WE ARE BEING PERCEIVED
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's a matter of whether Jeff Lurie wants to act as quickly and decisively in firing Sirianna as he did with banning Macklemore from playing the Linc
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Nick Tricome @itssnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Eagles play ugly, because at this point, they're not good enough to do it any other way. But it's not a point of pride. They're not getting away with it anymore. The bottom's falling out, and they might not be able to stop it. www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-rams-...
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The Eagles live and die by ugly football. In Week 4, it crushed them.
The Eagles tried to escape the Rams by the skin of their teeth again. But they're not good enough to get away with that anymore.
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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SIrianni having absolutely no skill as an offensive designer and play caller has now killed them in at least 3 years he's been the HC here.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God this team gets me so angry sometimes. AND I CAN’T EVEN DRINK BECAUSE I’M SOBER.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nick Sirianni is the textbook definition of failing upwards.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOW are you unable to convert A SINGLE third down?? HOW do you fuck up a 4th and 1 that poorly? We were up by TEN and GAVE THEM THE GAME.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not just injuries. It’s a systemic problem, and we’re going to be first-round exits — if we’re lucky — forever if it’s not fixed. First Rams win in Philly since 2020. Fucking embarrassing.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When is someone going to take accountability for this Eagles team? Fangio’s defense is constantly gassed. Mannion either doesn’t have the juice or Sirianni’s overruling him and needs to be sent packing.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
We need some accountability. Either this offense is Nick’s or it’s Sean’s. Someone has to take accountability. With their job as collateral.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want Sirianni sent to coach a high school team in rural Alaska
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It's Britt @th3mav3rick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not converting a single 3rd down is unacceptable for everyone involved
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