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JBol 🦅⚗️

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sports gay. engineering and science. UMaine/Tufts alumnus. eagles/maine/science/politics/dumb shit. gray ace. go birds.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11h
The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
gym progress ↗️
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Ngl watching that Chourio hit and Frelick sliding home and the crowd pop… made me tear up. Baseball!
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
This just feels like Herbert is farming “tough player” aura points in garbage time lol.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Justin Herbert just threw the nastiest INT I’ve ever seen
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
We need some accountability. Either this offense is Nick’s or it’s Sean’s. Someone has to take accountability. With their job as collateral.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
The Eagles deserve these boos. Putrid offense in the second half. More than enough chances to win, I know a lot of injuries but you had chances. Putrid football.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
That’s not a foul on Woolen. Fuck that.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Sean McVay in the sideline huddle like, “I am sick and tired of losing to this Italian gooner”
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
still tryna stick to the gym grind
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
When you’re waiting on a pimple in a weird spot on your body to finally develop a head so you can squeeze that fucker for all it’s worth <<<
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
I was outside near two slow-moving electric cars today (one in reverse, one forward moving)… and everyone is right about the noise they make, you do feel like you’re getting raptured
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter you get (1) free big fat wet sloppy kiss from every Phillies fan, redeemed at any time of your choosing
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Subject: Liberty Mutual mascots wait, I’m confused… so they’re doing the Biberty ball thing *and* the emu? I assumed they’d retired the emu… 🤨
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Just pulled the lever on the ultimate hedge bet… and put $100 on Kalshi for Collins (41% odds) to win the Maine senate race 😶 And I do this as a Jackson bumper sticker haver 😔
bumper sticker: “Troyotathon is on, Troy Jackson for U.S. Senate”
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
my Marvel Rivals opponents playing against me: wow that support is playing well me, playing White Fox on a Domination map: im da king of da highway
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Not going for it there on 4th and 1.5 from midfield down by 13 has to be considered pussy shit right? If the Bears score again you’re basically out of it.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Is there a flow chart on Mannion’s play call sheet that says if 2nd and 7-9 specifically, you must call a WR bubble screen?
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Chicago 100% gonna propose a rule next spring to ban hurry-up tush pushes 😭
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Is this Pat McAfee? Lmfao get this chud tf off my screen
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
GO WIN THIS FUCKING GAME JALEN THEY DON’T RESPECT YOU 🗣️ #eagles
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Why the fuck why isn’t this McKee playing backup QB?! Disaster
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
From this start… well I guess the NFL needed Chicago to win I get it damn 😭
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
it’s almost go birds o clock 🦅🔜
selfie wearing a white Ertz Eagles jersey and hat while giving a peace sign
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Just dropped a box of cookies from the pantry and caught it against my balls 😔✊
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
okay that’s not DPI to me lol that was a flop job
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
“That’s a mistake you don’t see Matthew Stafford make very often…” Cris, do you listen to Mike at all? He just said Stafford has the most career pick-sixes in NFL history… so that was a mistake you actually see Matthew Stafford make *the most often* lmfao
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
I have an NFL take: the non-primetime lead announcer slate has never been better. Kenny Albert, Adam Amin, Kevin Burkhardt, Joe Davis, Spero Dedes, Ian Eagle, Kevin Harlan… really stellar work, almost every group it feels like we’re getting great audio 🏈🗣️🎙️
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
you know a song that makes this white boy feel like he got a little bit of motion? “Talk That Talk” by Ri Ri … currently bumping this and dancing while doing laundry in my mom’s basement
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
That Bijan run was so nasty fucking hell
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
Matt LaFleur you’re hot but gd you’re a dogshit coach lol
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
“let Penix ease his way into this gameplan” heuheuheu
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
Am I the only one who puts salt and pepper on pizza?
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
Serene: give money give 30 dollars 40 dollars nutritious pho good food takeout Person: I’m not gonna do that Serene: jealousy colonizer
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026
My PlayStation Pulse Elite headset stopped worked today and I went to YouTube to troubleshoot it, looks like it’s a global issue… I think I found the fix in the replies to a comment on a video but dang I was about to crash out >_>
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are few sports broadcasting experiences grosser than listening to Chris Collingsworth slobbering all over the Chiefs. Pull yourself together, man. You’re in public. People can hear you.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 21/09/2026
Kenneth Walker is like if they put a good RB into Pacheco’s body
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026
Law and Order SVU. I watched it religiously for like first 12 seasons, until Stabler left, and then I watched like 4-5 more seasons with Benson Rollins Amaro and Carisi… but bruh aren’t they in the 20s now? We do not care 😭
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026
I think it’s a universal guy thing but am I the only one who, when wfh, their hand just lives in their pants almost with even meaning to do that? 😅
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026
This is why it felt so good to wax those losers 40-6 two SBs ago: they think they’re sooo cunty for doing this with a big lead. 🙄
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026
This is haterade shit but how Patrick Mahomes walks pisses me off. Bobblehead ass.
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026
That was the perfect Hurts game bc if you see how he played and his stats of 14/25-203-3-0, and 7-46-0-0, and think he played bad or mid, given how bad the OL was in that game… I can’t have a conversation with you about him 🦅 #gobirds
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
some fits from a not-so-great mental health week… we’ll give it another go next time around ig
mirror selfie wearing a multicolored polo and khaki pants with white shoes and a white hat, while giving a peace signselfie wearing a green Eagles shirt, gray shorts, and yellow running shoes, while outside with sunlight on face
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
Nick Foles… oh I know it’s big 🥵
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
Teams that seem to play the Rams well: Niners Eagles
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JBol 🦅⚗️ @jbol28.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
Nick Foles at the desk! Looking very handsome too 🥰🦅
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