Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11mWell if you didn’t want me to butt into your conversation maybe you shouldn’t have said “I think I’m being romance scammed” within earshot of me! 000
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 2hSure, my sad New England prince. Take all my money 😅🐞 170
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 3hWhen I said I’d only participate in a group Halloween costume if it involved me getting to dress up as a Steve Buscemi character I expected the group to pick Monsters Inc or The Big Lebowski or even Armageddon as themes. Fargo. They want Fargo. I just wanted to dress up as the fuckass purple lizard😭 170
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 14hI didn’t expect my night to take the turn of emergency shopping for medicated shampoo for a neglected pup a friend (who has never had a pet) has taken possession of. She’s got some awful skin issues. Tonight we get her clean and fed and as comfy as possible. Vet ASAP in the morning. Poor little gal😭 2130
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21hFINALLY A NEWS OUTLET IS TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!! Cathy Tilton should be nowhere near positions of power or leadership. 091
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 22hlol someone posted a video of the entire line for that trump rally and turns out our employee that called out with strep doesn’t have strep at all. he does appear to have a serious case of boot in throat tho. boss isn’t gonna take kindly to being lied to 😬 2210
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026This album is a load bearing piece of who I am as a human. Evergreen. It never gets old. If anything it gets better with time 🙂↕️music.apple.comChampagne's For Celebrating (I'll Have a Martini) by Mayday Parade on Apple MusicSong · 2007 · Duration 3:56 350
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026Feeling extremely validated in my distaste for Metallica these days. 220
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026My sister has taken to zyns like a duck to water after she tore through the can she confiscated from my niece. That woman has the willpower of tissue paper. She’s going to turn herself into a full blown zyn head 🤦🏻♀️ at least I don’t find them the least bit tempting. 440
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026I don’t want to go to work 😭😭😭 the road closures start at 8am for that stupid Trump rally and I just don’t want to deal with any of the traffic fallout that is unavoidable. 150
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026I do not enjoy Josh Allen’s happiness. I would have preferred a tie so it was like nobody won. 180
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026It was REAL dumb to leave Stafford and McVay that much time. 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026I deeply relate to the fact that Sean McVay always looks like he’s on the precipice of losing his shit. 050
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026I was excited until I looked up the prices. 70 bucks for the Nancy doll and 120 big ones for the three pack of Sarah, Rochelle, and Bonnie 😬 130
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026I yearn for the mariachi band anthem. Normal style doesn’t hit anymore. 090
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026That big orange fungus isn’t holding his rally here until tomorrow and I’m already annoyed as hell and exhausted by it your stupid security perimeter is effecting my work life. 160
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026I’m so glad my sister decided to wander in to watch football with me so I could be dazzled with commentary such as “I don’t like their little purple pantaloons with the white stockings. It looks too leprechaun-y.” 💀 3160
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026“An offensive lineman down inside you” you say? 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026There are a lot of comedy of errors situations going on this weekend and I am highly amused. 010
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Watching people push blame off on anyone BUT Sirianni is insane. Are you okay?! Does that man have naked picture blackmail on you guys?! Get a grip! 030
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026And I don’t to hear people put this on Hurts. At the end of the day the offense had us in the position to win. The offense can’t overcome incompetent coaching. 021
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026The birds are going to coaching malpractice themselves headlong into a losing season. 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026That was a heartbreaker but the offense showed me enough good against a really good team today that I’m not devastated about it. 130
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026I’m going to throw myself into the ocean. 120
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Oh my god. Jake. I could kiss you right on your little forehead. I thought I was gonna stop breathing. 140
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Why does it have to be a heart attack situation EVERY. TIME. 060
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Please god just get it into range for Jake. 010
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026I need a trash compactor to shove myself in. 030
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Need something special from the defense here. 010
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026This is the most Thursday night game behavior out of a Sunday game. 010
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026How do we look like two completely different teams between the 1st half and the 2nd? Whatever the coaching staff is adjusting at half, fucking knock it off and stick with what’s been working. 000
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026I picked up the jags defense in fantasy this week so I absolutely should have seen this being a little bit of a get right spot coming. 000
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026How do we always look unprepared Nick? Isn’t this supposed to be something you have under control as the head coach? 010
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Didn’t they sign Steele to the roster? Where is he? 000
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026That man almost died for that INT. If you don’t give it to him I will take hostages. 030
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026I’m going to bite someone on the coaching staff. 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026This is the most I have ever heard about a long snapper in my life. 110
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Gotta get yourselves off the field here fellas. 110
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026I do like to see Hurts over on the sideline talking to his guys though. That instills some confidence for me that this won’t be completely dead in the water from here. 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Steen hurt now? I’m going to go take a nap on the highway. 020
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026If they do the thing where the offense turtles up in the second half I am taking Sirianni’s kneecaps as punishment. 030
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026Please god a touchdown. My kingdom for a touchdown. 120
Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026On the plus side, Lampkin is out there blocking his ass off. 030