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Brandi Rene 🦅💚

@brandi-rene.swifties.social
4.2K followers 2.2K following 17K posts

32 || alaskan || childless dog lady 🐶 || go birds 💚🦅 || swiftie 🫶🏻 || #1 ‘tis the damn season fan🤎 || elder emo 🖤 || vinyl collector 🎵

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11m
Well if you didn’t want me to butt into your conversation maybe you shouldn’t have said “I think I’m being romance scammed” within earshot of me!
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 2h
Sure, my sad New England prince. Take all my money 😅🐞
A screenshot of a Noah Kahan artist shop order confirmation screen showing the purchase of two vinyl pressings. The text reads: 

Stick Season / Northern Attitude (w/ Hozier) 7in Vinyl
$16.98
Stick Season (We'll All Be Here Forever)
Deluxe Vinyl - Black Ice
$64.99
Subtotal • 2 items
$81.97
Shipping 
$20.58
Total
USD $102.55
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 3h
When I said I’d only participate in a group Halloween costume if it involved me getting to dress up as a Steve Buscemi character I expected the group to pick Monsters Inc or The Big Lebowski or even Armageddon as themes. Fargo. They want Fargo. I just wanted to dress up as the fuckass purple lizard😭
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 14h
I didn’t expect my night to take the turn of emergency shopping for medicated shampoo for a neglected pup a friend (who has never had a pet) has taken possession of. She’s got some awful skin issues. Tonight we get her clean and fed and as comfy as possible. Vet ASAP in the morning. Poor little gal😭
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20h
I really do live in a nightmare place.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21h
FINALLY A NEWS OUTLET IS TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!! Cathy Tilton should be nowhere near positions of power or leadership.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 22h
lol someone posted a video of the entire line for that trump rally and turns out our employee that called out with strep doesn’t have strep at all. he does appear to have a serious case of boot in throat tho. boss isn’t gonna take kindly to being lied to 😬
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
This album is a load bearing piece of who I am as a human. Evergreen. It never gets old. If anything it gets better with time 🙂‍↕️
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Champagne's For Celebrating (I'll Have a Martini) by Mayday Parade on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 3:56
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
Feeling extremely validated in my distaste for Metallica these days.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
My sister has taken to zyns like a duck to water after she tore through the can she confiscated from my niece. That woman has the willpower of tissue paper. She’s going to turn herself into a full blown zyn head 🤦🏻‍♀️ at least I don’t find them the least bit tempting.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
I don’t want to go to work 😭😭😭 the road closures start at 8am for that stupid Trump rally and I just don’t want to deal with any of the traffic fallout that is unavoidable.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
I do not enjoy Josh Allen’s happiness. I would have preferred a tie so it was like nobody won.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
It was REAL dumb to leave Stafford and McVay that much time.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
I deeply relate to the fact that Sean McVay always looks like he’s on the precipice of losing his shit.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
I was excited until I looked up the prices. 70 bucks for the Nancy doll and 120 big ones for the three pack of Sarah, Rochelle, and Bonnie 😬
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/10/2026
I yearn for the mariachi band anthem. Normal style doesn’t hit anymore.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
That big orange fungus isn’t holding his rally here until tomorrow and I’m already annoyed as hell and exhausted by it 🫩 your stupid security perimeter is effecting my work life.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
That’s the Tua we all know and love.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
I’m so glad my sister decided to wander in to watch football with me so I could be dazzled with commentary such as “I don’t like their little purple pantaloons with the white stockings. It looks too leprechaun-y.” 💀
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
“An offensive lineman down inside you” you say?
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
There are a lot of comedy of errors situations going on this weekend and I am highly amused.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
lol the nfc east is so unserious.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Watching people push blame off on anyone BUT Sirianni is insane. Are you okay?! Does that man have naked picture blackmail on you guys?! Get a grip!
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
And I don’t to hear people put this on Hurts. At the end of the day the offense had us in the position to win. The offense can’t overcome incompetent coaching.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Firmly in the Sirianni has to go camp.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
The birds are going to coaching malpractice themselves headlong into a losing season.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
That was a heartbreaker but the offense showed me enough good against a really good team today that I’m not devastated about it.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I’m going to throw myself into the ocean.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my god. Jake. I could kiss you right on your little forehead. I thought I was gonna stop breathing.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I’m gonna vomit.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Why does it have to be a heart attack situation EVERY. TIME.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Please god just get it into range for Jake.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I need a trash compactor to shove myself in.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Need something special from the defense here.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
This is the most Thursday night game behavior out of a Sunday game.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
How do we look like two completely different teams between the 1st half and the 2nd? Whatever the coaching staff is adjusting at half, fucking knock it off and stick with what’s been working.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I picked up the jags defense in fantasy this week so I absolutely should have seen this being a little bit of a get right spot coming.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
How do we always look unprepared Nick? Isn’t this supposed to be something you have under control as the head coach?
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Didn’t they sign Steele to the roster? Where is he?
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
That man almost died for that INT. If you don’t give it to him I will take hostages.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I’m going to bite someone on the coaching staff.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
This is the most I have ever heard about a long snapper in my life.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta get yourselves off the field here fellas.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
ENOUGH WITH THE INJURIES MY GOD.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
I do like to see Hurts over on the sideline talking to his guys though. That instills some confidence for me that this won’t be completely dead in the water from here.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Steen hurt now? I’m going to go take a nap on the highway.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
If they do the thing where the offense turtles up in the second half I am taking Sirianni’s kneecaps as punishment.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
NOT HUNT!!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!!
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
Please god a touchdown. My kingdom for a touchdown.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
On the plus side, Lampkin is out there blocking his ass off.
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