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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 4m

I need Bryon Stott to explain to me what his approach was in that at-bat

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 27m

Ultimately, it's a 3-0 game and it feels insurmountable because the Phillies' lineup has learned precisely zero lessons from its approach at the plate through September vs. what they did in August. If they don't hit, it doesn't matter what the pitchers do from this point on.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 32m

I hated when they resigned him, and he's done nothing to earn a cent that he's made since then.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 36m

On the rare occasion where Nola finds the strike zone, the Braves are clubbing him. I think it's time to put in a better pitcher.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 38m

They had a whole month that proved to them that a patient, disciplined approach at the plate was a successful strategy. But they've spent all of September saying "Nah, fuck that" and playing Hero Ball.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 40m

The Phillies' strategy of swinging at any pitch that comes within 8 inches of the strike zone continues to pay off. I wish I was a fan of a smarter baseball team.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 52m

Sit down, you scrawny bitch

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 55m

Well that was nothing if not predictable

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 56m

Looks like we get Shitty Nola tonight

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 1h

I'm glad so many Braves fans got off their shift at Walmart in time to show up and do their racist chant tonight

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm gonna need an extra-strength gummy after surviving this game. I'm still jittery.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The way Painter responded after throwing six straight balls to begin his first-ever playoff appearance...man. That was really something. I'm really happy for him.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turning on ChiSox-Astros and TOM McCARTHY is announcing? So weird.

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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026

That was one of the biggest big-dick performances I’ve ever seen from a rookie. Painter should be proud of these three innings for the rest of his life

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate how moronic this team can be most of the time, but you can't say they didn't fight for this one

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harris really knocked the crap out of that one

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John Lowe @archaeocore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TAKE THAT MA AND PA BOHM, YA BUMS!

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OK, Trea. Time to make me take back some of the horrible things I've said and written about you

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They can't even bunt right LMFAO

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sosa just blew up his groin for you guys. Please make it worth it.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And by "hilarious" I mean "soul-destroying"

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's going to be hilarious when they take a lead here and then blow it in the bottom of the 9th because Mattingly murdered the closer's arm yesterday

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Phillies defense comes through, which is of course something we should all expect at this point

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They have no other options because the manager killed them all

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well this latest Mattingly decision is looking super great thus far

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Up to six pitches without a strike

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First two pitches aren't even close. GULP

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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026

Please I know they’re not winning the World Series but if the Phillies could drag the Braves into Hell with them I’ll take that as a consolation prize

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Alyssa 🍁 @alyssagambone.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Objectively hilarious that the Phillies offense wakes up just long enough to tie it, but not actually take the lead, then goes back to sleep.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is giving me "Kerkering in Game 4" vibes but I hope I'm wrong

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That would have been amazing had the last inning not happened

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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harper is going to strikeout on two pitches

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The top of the Phillies' lineup has come up small in every big playoff moment since the 2023 NLCS, but at least they're also entitled dickheads about it.

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Austin Krell @austinkrell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hope Rob Thomson is somewhere enjoying a drink and laughing about how Dombrowski hung him out to dry over this group of people.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Phillies died doing what they loved. Sucking mondo ass (starting pitcher excepted)

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They went out the way they played all year, unable to hit, unable to catch, and leaving their starting pitching out to dry

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Elite? You're not even above average, you chump

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 30/09/2026

you sure would expect an Elite player to catch that

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go fuck yourself, Harper, you raw milk drinking MAGA meathead. I'm done with you.

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