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thirty-one and nothing rhymes with thirty-one | perpetually tired grad student | she/they #GoBirds #RingTheBell #H2P

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 19h
Let me save you all some time on any "where do the Phillies go from here" posts: it's nowhere. They owe Turner, Realmuto, Nola, Harper, and Schwarber alone a combined $127+ million a year until at least 2029. There's no digging out of this.
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CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 20h
If the Browns score a touchdown here, they'll have 27 points. It'll be the fourth time Deshaun Watson has led them to that total. For more information, google 'Deshaun Watson 27'
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20h
Year by year, they just devolved into a team that punishes you for caring too much.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly, the worst thing I can say about this Phillies team is that they were kind of boring. They won games they were supposed to win, lost games you knew they'd lose, and now their season is ending basically the exact way you could have predicted in April.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 20h
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21h
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s the thought that counts” is not a meaningful defense at The Hague.
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We got some awards. Andrew Painter gets the George H. Thomas Memorial Rock of Chickamauga Award, for keeping his head and being solid as a rock.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RED OCTOBER
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NBC Sports Philadelphia @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 30/09/2026
STILL FIGHTIN'
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PHILLY WHAT THE FUCK
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THIS TEAM WILL BLUNDER ITS WAY TO A FUCKING WORLD SERIES TITLE
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OKAY ALEC
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Please I know they’re not winning the World Series but if the Phillies could drag the Braves into Hell with them I’ll take that as a consolation prize
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate free baseball!!!!! It’s not free!!!!! The cost to my psyche is very high, actually!!!!!!!!
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NO EXTRA BASEBALL PLEASE MY SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION CAN’T HANDLE IT
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THANK YOU FOR PROVING ME WRONG BUT STILL FUCK YOU HARP
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She Who Is @kweefwellington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A cute baseball with arms and a Phillies hat saying “I’m at my fucking limit”
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Poorly” would be an improvement over whatever this dugout is doing
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fucking tomahawk chop and chant make me want to set Truist on fire
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Send Harper to Reading. Or Lehigh. Or another team. Or the moon. I don’t care anymore. He’s washed up.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's gotta be kinda liberating to be Don Mattingly right now. You are absolutely getting fired in 36 hours; you can just do whatever you want out there, it doesn't matter.
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers
But Democrats in Republican-leaning districts are under pressure to respond. One Democratic strategist estimated that fully half of the GOP’s messaging this year has been around transgender issues — about the same time they’ve given the economy, data centers, immigration and crime put together.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the Phillies lose tomorrow they technically missed October baseball this year.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TODAY THE PHILS GO MARCHING INTO ATLANTA AND WILL MAKE THE GENERAL PROUD
General William Tecumseh Sherman in a Phillies hat.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know if this is better.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone needs to be fired. Maybe everyone? Maybe everyone.
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NFL historians: when was the last time the Eagles had 10 penalties in ONE game?
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles Score Six or everybody dies
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at this rate, Caleb Williams is going to end up Case Keenum’s QB2. what are we even doing here?
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get we can’t win every game, but this Eagles game feels like watching a very slow and painful multicar pile-up
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[TRYING TO SOUND CONVINCING BUT NOT REALLY BUYING IT] the eagles have to lose tonight so the phillies can win tomorrow.
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Ryan Sullivan @sportsroc2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyday I wonder how Nick Sirianni won a ring
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No no no its just a coincidence everyone suddenly has opinions of how to make our justice system less punitive when its a rapists being discussed and no other times
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen “plowed it in”
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You're a pussy... you're a pussy" Nick Sirianni
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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Oh you know that’s white
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catherine O'Leary's cow in 1871:
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if Jalen is hurt I’m gonna set Chicago on fire
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If only the Eagles kept their Super Bowl winning QB and now they're stuck with Andy Dalton.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Legit this is so dangerous because he saw the offensive hold flag and knew he could almost decapitate the quarterback AND IT EVENS OUT. THIS IS DANGEROUS, NFL
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LEAVE DALTON IN CHICAGO
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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phiLLY WHERE IS THE DEFENSE
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
What's happening is that Republicans are priming Democrats and Democratic voters for more violent forms of transphobia. They're manipulating people into caring about something that is most likely never going to affect them.
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