Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 19hLet me save you all some time on any "where do the Phillies go from here" posts: it's nowhere. They owe Turner, Realmuto, Nola, Harper, and Schwarber alone a combined $127+ million a year until at least 2029. There's no digging out of this. 10629
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 20hIf the Browns score a touchdown here, they'll have 27 points. It'll be the fourth time Deshaun Watson has led them to that total. For more information, google 'Deshaun Watson 27' 0127
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20hYear by year, they just devolved into a team that punishes you for caring too much. 1643
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 20hHonestly, the worst thing I can say about this Phillies team is that they were kind of boring. They won games they were supposed to win, lost games you knew they'd lose, and now their season is ending basically the exact way you could have predicted in April. 611712
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21hEveryone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing. 420037
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“It’s the thought that counts” is not a meaningful defense at The Hague. 41037
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We got some awards. Andrew Painter gets the George H. Thomas Memorial Rock of Chickamauga Award, for keeping his head and being solid as a rock. 1406
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026RED OCTOBER 118032
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩NBC Sports Philadelphia @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 30/09/2026STILL FIGHTIN' 0287
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THIS TEAM WILL BLUNDER ITS WAY TO A FUCKING WORLD SERIES TITLE 000
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026Please I know they’re not winning the World Series but if the Phillies could drag the Braves into Hell with them I’ll take that as a consolation prize 0152
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I hate free baseball!!!!! It’s not free!!!!! The cost to my psyche is very high, actually!!!!!!!! 07315
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026NO EXTRA BASEBALL PLEASE MY SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION CAN’T HANDLE IT 000
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THANK YOU FOR PROVING ME WRONG BUT STILL FUCK YOU HARP 000
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Poorly” would be an improvement over whatever this dugout is doing 000
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the fucking tomahawk chop and chant make me want to set Truist on fire 010
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Send Harper to Reading. Or Lehigh. Or another team. Or the moon. I don’t care anymore. He’s washed up. 000
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's gotta be kinda liberating to be Don Mattingly right now. You are absolutely getting fired in 36 hours; you can just do whatever you want out there, it doesn't matter. 2726
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God 10395123
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers 22821156
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't 8794247
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If the Phillies lose tomorrow they technically missed October baseball this year. 71266
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TODAY THE PHILS GO MARCHING INTO ATLANTA AND WILL MAKE THE GENERAL PROUD 000
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone needs to be fired. Maybe everyone? Maybe everyone. 010
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NFL historians: when was the last time the Eagles had 10 penalties in ONE game? 000
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026at this rate, Caleb Williams is going to end up Case Keenum’s QB2. what are we even doing here? 010
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I get we can’t win every game, but this Eagles game feels like watching a very slow and painful multicar pile-up 030
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[TRYING TO SOUND CONVINCING BUT NOT REALLY BUYING IT] the eagles have to lose tonight so the phillies can win tomorrow. 07912
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Ryan Sullivan @sportsroc2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyday I wonder how Nick Sirianni won a ring 141
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No no no its just a coincidence everyone suddenly has opinions of how to make our justice system less punitive when its a rapists being discussed and no other times 931362
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jalen “plowed it in”static.klipy.comSpongebob SmirkALT: Spongebob Smirk 2225
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 305018756
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"You're a pussy... you're a pussy" Nick Sirianni 2024936
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@torqpenderloin.bsky.social 17824
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton 210720
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Oh you know that’s white 1236
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Catherine O'Leary's cow in 1871: 063
madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if Jalen is hurt I’m gonna set Chicago on fire 020
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If only the Eagles kept their Super Bowl winning QB and now they're stuck with Andy Dalton. 0257
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Legit this is so dangerous because he saw the offensive hold flag and knew he could almost decapitate the quarterback AND IT EVENS OUT. THIS IS DANGEROUS, NFL 3215
Reposted by madels 🏳️⚧️ 💦 🥩Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026What's happening is that Republicans are priming Democrats and Democratic voters for more violent forms of transphobia. They're manipulating people into caring about something that is most likely never going to affect them. 4741154