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Evan Heintz

@madisonbuckeye5.bsky.social
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Astronomy and Sports. If there are space sports, I’m in. He/him

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The IceCube neutrino detector has won the 2026 Nobel Prize in physics. The Trump administration has proposed slashing its budget in half in 2027.
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 06/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2026 #NobelPrize in Physics to Francis Halzen “for decisive contributions to the IceCube Neutrino Observatory and the discovery of high-energy neutrinos of astrophysical origin.”
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sean West ... WHAT A PUNT!
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Evan Heintz @madisonbuckeye5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My god what a punt from Wisconsin!
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm calling the cops
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Jes Steele ✌️ @piratito.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is obviously about the opression and abuse trans people and trans women specificallt face but it's also about cis men wanting to make a mockery of women generally
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026
you perverts like staring at wisconsin, huh? you like looking at maps with all of our stupid little counties? you can't help yourselves but whisper "fond du lac" and "shawano" while reading about ballot drops. you want to taste a cheese curd? huh?
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“My heart was so broken I don’t even know how to put it in words,” Ruiz’s daughter says of when she found out. “Sometimes when you get shot you live,” so at first she thought he might be alive. “People are saying he’s a criminal. So what? He had a family. He had me!”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Orca whales pulverized a sunfish in what could be a feeding strategy or form of play, scientists say abcnews.com/US/scientist...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Daddy that’s fifty feet off the deck
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
STOP THE COUNT
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
Therefore, this Dicastery, in the faithful exercise of the functions entrusted to it, considers it necessary to state that this act constituted the delict of schism, with the canonical consequences for the sacred ministers and lay faithful involved. Indeed, as was already declared in 1988, "such disobedience-which implies in practice the rejection of the Roman primacy—constitutes a schismatic act" (cf. John Paul II, Apostolic Letter Ecclesia Dei, 3).
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
free kick? MORE LIKE FREEDOM KICK
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Evan Heintz @madisonbuckeye5.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HOLY FUCK, WHAT A GOAL
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When the late game hits today
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh look, it’s an unenforceable law, it’d be a shame if I went out and broke it
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 30/06/2026
You have to play. You have to live. We are not going away.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026
Clarence Thomas's concurring opinion in the trans sports ban case in West Virginia contains some of the ugliest transphobic stuff I have ever seen in a legal opinion. Straight-up gleeful. Vile man. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
2 WEST VIRGINIA v. B. P. J.
THOMAS, J., concurring
judgment). Because “gender dysphoria” is a mutable men-
tal state that is the object of psychiatric treatment, it does
not resemble the immutable characteristics on the basis of
which our precedents have applied heightened scrutiny—
race, sex, or national origin. Instead, gender dysphoria re-
sembles other characteristics on the basis of which legisla-
tures may classify with a merely rational basis. See, e.g.,
Heller v. Doe, 509 U. S. 312, 321 (1993) (mental illness);
Plyler v. Doe, 457 U. S. 202, 220 (1982) (immigration sta-
tus). Legislatures have many obvious rational bases to
keep men who believe that they are women out of teams
and private spaces reserved for women.
Second, as the Court recognizes, this case concerns “bio-
logical men” and “boys who identify as girls.” Ante, at 10,
27. Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or
girls, even if they believe that they are. Sex is an immuta-
ble “biological” characteristic, see ante, at 10; it is binary;
and “man” and “woman,” “boy” and “girl,” are the terms that
correspond to adults and children of each sex. See A. Byrne,
Are Women Adult Human Females? 177 Philosophical
Studies 3783, 3786–3787 (2020). To use language to ob-
scure reality—to show “indifference regarding the truth”—
is to lie to the public and cease to treat our fellow citizens
“as equal[s].” J. Pieper, Abuse of Language—Abuse of
Power 17, 21 (1992).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
THEY SUPPOSED GO BE UEFA
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/06/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Things seen driving through Ohio today —Silverado driven by ripped dude blasting Avenged Sevenfold —Silverado with front plate reading MUF DIVR —lady hitting a vape and letting out the biggest goddamn cloud I’ve ever seen —The Neil Armstrong Museum, which is directly across from a Waffle House
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
imagine being one of those "Cristiano Ronaldo > Messi" people still. Like being a "Kobe > LeBron" guy. Just totally unrespectable.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 16/06/2026
Damn it, Ollie
Cheese, celery, peas, tuna, cream of mushroom, egg noodles, onion, parsley, butter, Gatorade
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thank you Mr president!
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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