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Count Chuckula 🧛‍♂️ @chuckxl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is the law a man cited while he was yelling at me in our store because I'd left him an answering machine message saying his rental of Splendor in the Ass was a month overdue.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Full Moon Milky Way - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2sxPeA4
Normally, on the night of the full moon the sky is completely washed out by the Moon's harsh, silver light. But during the lunar eclipse, as the Moon grew dim the stars reappeared and the landscape glowed red.

Mirror Lake, Utah
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iNaturalist @inaturalist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pollinators are struggling in a lot of places, but no scientist can be everywhere at once. September 12 is Butterfly Big Day, a worldwide day of heading outside to notice local butterflies — and helping protect them through community science.
A small orange butterfly perched on a bright yellow flower. Overlaid text reads: "If you're seeing this, go photograph a butterfly (good luck, you got this)."
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/08/2026
President Trump wants to soften one of the strongest legal protections American workers have: the right to hold an employer accountable when retirement savings are mishandled. Here's what you need to know: propub.li/4g078bJ
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Your impact on other's lives while you are living, will be the narrative in your death. With that said, live your life how you want to be remembered. To those mourning a loved one, may the memories sustain you.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Top: Lisa drags in Mitch's body: "Mom, dad, Mitch McConnell is dead!"

Middle: Marge and Homer react with shock that Mitch McConnell is in their house but are otherwise apathetic to the news

Bottom: MItch McConnell pops up and says "THat's right, dead tired from all these 20 minute conversations!"
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How was your weekend? Here, "Let's get dressed up for Saturday night" means pretending to be a 6-foot bird so an orphaned baby doesn’t imprint on humans. Just normal weekend stuff. (Uglymom glow up! Equally as sweltering when slogging in 110 degree heat index, but better than a torn bedsheet) 🪶
Me dressed up in a camo ghillie suit, head covering, and sock crane puppet to feed a newly hatched sandhill crane colt
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oh my heart, it’s time to make the bubbles! 😍 (Ruddy Duck) #birds 🌿
Adorable chestnut duck with stiff black tail held vertically, white cheek patch and vivid blue bill. He is in profile in a wetland pond and is obviously preparing for something.Same duck vigorously slapping his chest feathers with his big blue bill, resulting in a big cluster of bubbles in the water in front of his chest. It’s very impressive. If I was a female ruddy duck, I would be in love with him.Having completed the bubble making, the handsome duck has lifted his chin and is letting out a burp-like quack to punctuate the finale of the show.
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam
a rabbit pops out of the snow; second panel shows many rabbits popping up; third panel has liam himself popping up and the rabbits all around him. text says for liam! love, all the bunnies in the whole wide world <3
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
40 years ago today, we lost seven heroes aboard Challenger. As an astronaut who commanded the space shuttle after this tragedy, I think about them often. Their courage pushed the boundaries of exploration. Today, we remember their sacrifice and the legacy they left behind.
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David Gorski, MD, PhD @gorskon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
So basically Huberman will fit in quite well with did fellow new recruit to @cbsnews.com, the antivax functional medicine quack Mark Hyman. (I was relatively unfamiliar with Huberman, but he’s clearly an up-and-coming quack. Maybe Hyman will mentor him in pseudoscience.
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Spike The Rescue Pup & Rex The TV Terrier ™ 🌈 @rexthetvterrier.org · 27/01/2026
So last night I went out to take care of some bizness and it was snowing hard and very cold. See if you can see the blur that was me on this video 🤣 #Spike #TheFlash #Run #Snow #Dogsofbluesky
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 03/01/2026
Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
Twitter thread in Spanish by José Mario de la Garza, a human rights lawyer in Mexico, translated using Google Translate:

1. Overthrowing a dictator sounds morally right. No one mourns a tyrant. But international law wasn't built to protect the good, but to restrain the powerful. That's why it prohibits force almost without exception: not because it ignores injustice, but because it knows that if each country decides whom to "liberate" by force, the world reverts to the law of the strongest.

2. The problem is not Maduro. The problem is the precedent. When military force is used to change governments without clear rules, sovereignty ceases to be a limit and becomes an obstacle. Today it is “overthrowing a dictator”; tomorrow it will be “correcting an election,” “protecting interests,” “restoring order.” The law does not absolve dictatorships, but neither does it legitimize unilateral crusades.Cont’d:

3. The uncomfortable question is not whether a tyrant deserves to fall, but who decides when and how. Because history teaches something brutal: removing a dictator is easy; building justice afterward is not. And when legality is broken in the name of good, what almost always follows is not freedom, but chaos, violence, and new victims. The law exists to remind us of this, even when it makes us uncomfortable.Maduro isn't the problem: he's the face of the problem. Removing him from power would be merely opening the door. Behind him is the machine: Rodríguez, Cabello, the military command, the operators of repression and plunder. If you only change the person at the top and leave the system intact, what follows isn't democracy: it's a reshuffling.

And there's something even more difficult: Chavismo didn't just capture institutions, it captured daily life. Economy, media, bureaucracy, employment, fear, favors, blackmail. A country can't be "de-Chavistaized" by decree or by an electoral miracle. The real transition begins when that network is broken without setting the country ablaze.

The challenge is enormous, and it's also a moral one: to unite without vengeance, but without impunity. Targeted justice for those most responsible, truth for the victims, guarantees that the rest will dismantle the system, and a plan for people to live again—not just survive. Because freedom doesn't come with a new president: it comes when the state ceases to be a threat.
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 22/12/2025
Pretty sure I've *never* had to apologize for being white, but then again I can't recall doing anything that drew attention to that other than occasionally clapping on the 1 and 3.
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NPR @npr.org · 18/12/2025
Peter Arnett, the Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who spent decades dodging bullets and bombs to bring the world eyewitness accounts of war from Vietnam to Iraq, has died. He was 91. n.pr/3KYPXvx
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Pulitzer Prize-winning correspondent Peter Arnett has died
Peter Arnett, the Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who spent decades dodging bullets and bombs to bring the world eyewitness accounts of war from Vietnam to Iraq, has died. He was 91.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
an orange cat is on a blankie upside down with some of his teeth showing strangely
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Perhaps it was a recreational MRI.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
been there, astronaut.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 29/09/2025
Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.
A four panel comic called Happy Halloween From The Birds. In panel 1, a pileated woodpecker has pecked its huge gaping rectangular holes in a pumpkin. In panel 2, a yellow-bellied sapsucker has pecked a face using its standard rows of small holes. In panel 3, a satin bowerbird has carved a pumpkin into a bower and placed its favorite blue candies all around it. In panel 4, a loggerhead shrike has impaled mini pumpkins on a fence's metal spikes and is saying "fight me."
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Japanese American National Museum @jamuseum.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
Photo of armed customs and border patrol agents and cars on the plaza in front of the Japanese American National Museum in Little Tokyo.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Vance: Kash how to you get your eyeliner to look so natural, it always clumps for me Patel: I’m . . . My family is from India, JD. This is how I look. Vance: [recoils]. Oh God not again
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
wtf a military drone just flew over me??
A military drone in the sky. I'm prob going to die now.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This is an important point Much in DC in its formative years as our capital was deliberately “plain” Because our government was supposedly not going to reflect the excess & exclusion of Old World royalty The White House is stately & straightforward as a statement of principle You know. No kings.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
reminds me of those grey floor home remodels
White House Rose Garden before and after. The left photo shows grass and flowers. The second shows how the grass and flowers have been replaced with concrete.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 22/07/2025
For Ozzy
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New England Society for Microscopy @nesmicroscopy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🐙 This Octopus shifts from deep to active rest while "dreaming" for #MicroscopyMonday. REM‑like sleep (color bursts and twitches) filmed in real time by Horst Obenhaus @octoscience.bsky.social‬, currently a 2025 Whitman Fellow at @mblscience.bsky.social. #NESM #Octopus #Neuro #SleepScience #MBL
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Absolutely brilliant.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
airships #joncarling #drawing #art
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/07/2025
this made me laugh so much
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I post this comic every 4th, it's one of my faves. Keep fighting!! ❤️
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
i keep coming back to this.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 26/06/2025
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
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JAMA @jama.com · 16/06/2025
Viewpoint: The sudden removal of all Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) members and changes to #COVID19 vaccine policy have critically weakened the US vaccine program. #MedSky ja.ma/43MpHvd
Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices at a Crossroads
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Every time they fuck with VA hospitals they are legitimately killing veterans.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
(we also respect kingfishers and kinglets)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/06/2025
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @dccartoonist.bsky.social )
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I told you we’d be back
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
JD Vance stares at his vision board. He hasn’t smiled like this since the night he got locked in the Ashley Furniture store.
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Tim Mayers @drtrmayers.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
For decades—or more—chess was one of the most effective metaphors for understanding politics. Now it’s pro wrestling. As you note, far too few people understand this fundamental shift.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/06/2025
An oldie that was partly inspired by a conversation with the great birder Laura Erickson. The name Bufflehead actually comes from the buffalo.
A comic titled Misheard Birds of North America. There's a ruffled grouse wearing ruffles, ribbons, and pearls. There's a pleated woodpecker wearing a pleated collar and skirt. There's a morning dove sitting on a coffee cup that says MONDAYS CAN KISS MY CLOACA. There's a greater and lesser scope, part duck part scope, with the lesser scope shorter. Finally, there's a buffalohead, a bufflehead with the head of a buffalo.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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