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Controversial writer and middle school teacher Mousehousebooks.com

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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Wake me up when 'September' ends," -guy at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show who only wants to hear the deep cuts.
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 20/01/2026
When Bill Belichick retired I set his tribute video to the great gatsby trailer (Lana Del Rey - young and beautiful), dialogue and all You can’t repeat the past ! Of course you can.
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mark @macyk.bsky.social is the only member of the family on here, but I want everyone to know that they are the best group of people on earth and my life is immeasurably better for having them all in it.
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every year when May the Fourth comes up on the calendar I get excited. Not because I'm some fucking dork who is into space operas, but because it means it's only two days until the actual most important holiday of the month (year?): Macyk Day.
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
(Kaboom! is a good book. K2B22M is a masterpiece.)
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Our greatest living novelist @macyk.bsky.social, has written extensively about the great evil that groundhogs have brought unto our land.
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Adam Sandler on writing the bathtub scene in Billy Madison as a tribute to Odette de Crécy from Marcel Proust’s classic In Search of Lost Time:
"The swan she wants to stop looking at her is Charles Swann. So at the same time she celebrates, through the dialogue between shampoo and conditioner, the beauty standards that help her achieve a measure of independence, she also seeks an escape from the male gaze. l'd like to think that, somewhere out there, she watched that and felt seen. In a good way."
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The mods aren’t awake yet, so I feel comfortable saying it now: Norman “Boomer” Esiason. The best alum? @macyk.bsky.social. (Sorry, Penny.)
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I believe baseball catchers should rigidly adhere to the style played by the 70s Red Sox and 80s White Sox, while managers should liberally interpret and emulate the style of the 2000-2018 Angels. I’m Fiskally conservative but Scioscially liberal
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan “Thunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as “the funniest books in the history of literature.” www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...
⚡️⚡️ CHAPTER 1 ⚡️⚡️
It was a dark and stormy night that he had accurately predicted. Too bad no one had seen the forecast.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Been a while that I remembered on time. But now it's 11 PM and I'm in bed and remember. Wishing a happy Radmanovic to Damon Agnos
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Man, it’s a cold one -Santana Claus (feat. Rob Thomas)
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
CK One is the new supplement from manosphere influencer Charles Kinbote
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Great book—I highly recommend!
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
🎶She call me Mr.
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...
Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Always a treat to see the penguin from the steampunk production of Billy Madison
Penguin statue made of various metal items – tools and pipes and such
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"Wake me up when 'September' ends." -guy who only wants to hear the deep cuts at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
win rammstein’s money
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
When you come across a book you wish you had published
Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
medium.com/the-shocker/... I’ll always take the opportunity to repost this @macyk.bsky.social classic
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Tim Tebow Meets Mr. Met, An Atheist Since Many Massacres Ago
How does the American sporting boy handle the sin of his national forebears?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/07/2025
my new album Future National Sports is out today, on Tuesday, god's chosen release day. i took the photo myself. i always take the photo myself patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...
patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com
Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos
11 track album
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i’m sorry i said your baby looks like a “rough 30”
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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
elliiot gets it www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...
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A technical assessment of current
Philadelphia weather conditions

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This sucks ass with a straw.
Any of my esteemed colleagues in the field of amateur meteorology are welcome to elaborate.
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elliiot • 8d ago
I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
you’re not speaking my love language your honor
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott
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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda
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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tired of your heroes letting you down? Want to find good authors of impeccable character? I’d start with Alex Siquig.
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
EBENEZER SCROOGE: You there, boy, what day is it? JAY GATSBY: Why it’s Toyotathon, old sport!
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Mosley’s response to the accusations that he has been spamming the CEO hotline by “crying labradoodle” and employing “false wags” to sabotage further plundering of the public purse for private profit, and to protest the state’s gerrymandered definition of violence, and that his howls sound like “Luigi”:

No comment
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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
All timer @macyk.bsky.social
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Jingle Bell Rock, Parental Advisory (Explicit Content)
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is a prequel to the "Boys are Back in Town." St. Nick was one of the boys.
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Friday the 13th is a corporate holiday invented by the sporting goods companies to sell hockey masks
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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Reverse meat grinder that lets you crank whatever loose meat you've got on hand into a new animal
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Nayr @nayrgeno.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Naming a restaurant can be tough, so for my restaurant I want to be pretty straightforward, I'm just going to call it This Is Not A Ratatouille Situation Bar & Grille
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hunter Biden gets pardoned and yet the guy from Incubus's plea remains unheard
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Limited edition, for true collectors only
Limited edition antacid
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes because he took HGH
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Devoting this month to writing a metafictional novel about Pat Morita (NaNoWriMo PoMo PaMo)
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you. -Mosley
Mosley the labradoodle sitting on a bench and looking at the camera
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Nick Bond @then1ckster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The only thing would be, from an aesthetic perspective, Sam the Eagle has mild Larry David vibes, I think you save that for Kerm Your Enthusiasm.
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
For sale: Frogfeld shirt, 200 dollars
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What if the House Ethics Committee is burying the Gaetz report to protect Cormac McCarthy?
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