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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be the CEO of a publishing empire *and* the coach of an NBA team!

Screenshot of ESPN headline: Pelicans hiring Mosley as head coach, sources

[also, at the top of the screen it shows that the phone is 2:27 into a call. Shout out to Jackée]

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Proud to announce that we have acquired Richard Dawkins’s novel, The Handsome Atheist.

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Bryan Harvey @bryanharvey.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I think about this book at least once a year bsky.app/profile/mous...

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan “Thunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as “the funniest books in the history of literature.” www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

⚡️⚡️ CHAPTER 1 ⚡️⚡️
It was a dark and stormy night that he had accurately predicted. Too bad no one had seen the forecast.

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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The only good CEO as far as we know.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Happy 13th birthday to the CEO of @mousehousebooks.bsky.social/living legend Mosley

Mosley wearing a jacket and looking at the camera

Mosley lying on the couch, wearing a bucket hat

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

[David Letterman introducing Ol’ Dirty Bastard to our books] Dirt McGirt, Bert Gets Hurt. Bert Gets Hurt, Dirt McGirt

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bargecamp @bargecamp.com · 30/10/2025

it's our inaugural release on bargecamp- SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com! 🔊🔊🔊 "experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together" FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp! www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...

The cover of SECRET JAMS by The Modern Folk, a collage of photos/art featuring the band members and abstract/clipped art coalescing into a vaguely circular disc-like shape

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

When you come across a book you wish you had published

Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

elliiot gets it www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...

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elliiot • 8d ago
I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.

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Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnorft.ft.com · 25/03/2025

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for."

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Can Mouse House Books become the Ernest franchise of publishing?

Jim Varney as Ernest making a funny face

Mosley, a labradoodle, the CEO of Mouse House Books, in a stately pose on a couch

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you. -Mosley

Mosley the labradoodle sitting on a bench and looking at the camera

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

In honor of NBA Opening Day, please enjoy this excerpt from Bulls fan @wilmes.bsky.social’s novel Bert Gets Hurt www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

I told her that he was a Bulls fan, a comically devout believer in that particular shrine to mediocrity, and the mayor laughed hysterically. Bulls fandom was like a ghost prostitute with poisoned fangs, she said, literally a tribute to the deservedly fallen classical mode of man. It was a sinkhole sucking down people who believed that they were still flying, a bug trap for human beings imagining themselves as phoenixes. Big dumb wingless birds screaming, Bulls fans, she said, and as she did so I saw in my mind a volcano of dying fliers, whose bodies could be converted into meat I'd eat to get so big that I could roll my belly over the stadium that hosted Milo's team. I could myself demolish that building of the Bulls.

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Sneak peak at our erotic fiction release—should be out in time for your holiday shopping!

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

next week, i'll be reading at The Whistler

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Dan Hinkel @danhinkel.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

A relaxing Saturday at home with my newly acquired John Wilmes library

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Alex Higley @alexhigley.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

10% off all CHP books including preorders! That includes my next novel, TRUE FAILURE. Click the link below bbs. (I’m listening to “Islands in the Stream” on a treadmill rn ama) coffeehousepress.org/products/tru...

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True Failure

A novel by Alex Higley February 25, 2025 • 5.5 x 8.25 • 280 pages • 9781566897136 A twisting examination of life under late capitalism and the deceptions we inhabit to invent our own success stories. ...

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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 19/07/2024

Putting a sticker on my guitar that says “THIS MACHINE HAS LIMITED MATERIAL EFFECTS BUT THAT’S THE WRONG FRAMING”

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Your move, Hemingway

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

I’m a huge fan of @carlosanimals.bsky.social’s music and he just made perhaps the greatest music video in history. Finally, someone paired a perfect song with the athletic stylings of Vladimir Radmanovic! youtu.be/n3P0knobkbw?...

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Bad Year No Mercy - "Dunk Contest" Music Video

Music video directed by Chris Alarie. Animation by Derek Barber.Bad Year No Mercy 'After Beauty' available on July 12, 2024. Tapes available from Fountain, I...

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

A message from Mosley and Mouse House Books: www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Author John Wilmes (a human) and publisher Mosley (a dog) sit at picnic tables. The text says

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN WILMES!!!

BUY HIS BOOKS!!!

Thumbnails of his book covers are pasted over the photo. The books are called Jad’s Dad Milo and Bert Gets Hurt. The Jad’s Dad Milo cover features a Chicago Bulls jersey, a basketball, and a dog that might be dead or dying. The Bert Gets Hurt cover features a woman in a large hat driving a large boat, two black clad men conspiring, and a sentient Chicken McNugget presiding over it all like the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckelburg

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 29/06/2024

Our next release is actually a reissue:

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

a heads up on a thing i'll be doing:

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

woah, holy shit

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

I can feel the marvelous grill marks inside of my stomach, that's the type of job you've done here, I said, after I consumed my thirteenth sausage. Now how do we get those guys out here to hurt Milo? How exactly will we gunk up his soul, already so murky and wilted, so rich with failing energy and the sad waft of loserdom. What further indignity could be put into his sallow pit—how much more could we shit on him?

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Jack Brazil @jackbrazil.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

I got mine in digital and physical! You should do the same!

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

I am excited for you to read Bert Gets Hurt by my friend @wilmes.bsky.social! -Mosley www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

Mosley the dog looking at the camera. Beside him are five gold stars, two thumbs-up emojis, a quote that says “I love this book!” and a book cover that says “BERT GETS HURT by John Wilmes” and features a giant sentient chicken McNugget, a woman in a big hat driving a big boat, and two men dressed in black.

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

one of these is my new book. you can guess which, or click the link below: www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Go easy on Samuel Alito—he’s just excited for the publication of @wilmes.bsky.social’s BERT GETS HURT, sequel to the 2020 masterpiece JAD’S DAD MILO.

Flags at Samuel Alito’s house. The top flag is the cover for Bert Gets Hurt

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

I love the B-52s

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Alex Higley @alexhigley.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

True Failure 2/25/25 preorder if you love me or want to read the book

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

Kinbote is out of control!

Building with sign that says “THE SHADE STORE”

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

Our next release! It will change your life!

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 28/03/2024

DID YOU KNOW? James Joyce set Ulysses on Bloomsday because he couldn’t get the rights to Toyotathon

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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

Might I interest you in @macyk’s Kaboom series? Ruggedly handsome weatherman Stan “Thunder Man” Parker battles Punxsutawney Phil and his perfidious groundhog cabal for meteorological supremacy. (Also, Phil stole Stan’s wife.) Funniest books I’ve ever read. www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

“It’s like the old saying goes,” the groundhog began, aiming his gun at Thunder Man’s head. “You can’t make a delicious dandelion salad without blowing the top off of something beautiful.”

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