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Hannes Becker

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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I'm really far behind on the episodes, so it might have been mentioned at some point - I'm in Toronto right now and the Tim Hortons going all in on Harry Potter is such a bummer.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Were does - on holidays - next to a pool - with a hard seltzer - listening to Caribbean music - all by myself - after folding laundry rank on the party scale?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We all know that moment, when you want to take a picture at an anniversary and some unrelated dumbass doesn't get it and ruins the photo. In unrelated news: Congratulations to Spain for winning the World Cup
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Todays entry in "is this the logo of a fascist Catholic society or a really specific kind of polycule?"
Logo of that Catholic schism group. Two hearts intertwined and a very queeny crown.
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 02/07/2026
On the topic of Wikipedia I am interested that, even as the page¹ for the heretical organisation is being updated, it currently still claims that "[t]ensions between the Society and the Holy See climaxed in 1988 with the Écône consecrations…". ¹ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society...
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Society of Saint Pius X - Wikipedia
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Only reminder I set for years in advance (just realized it's due this September. How time flies...)
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 10/06/2026
I will *try* not to think less of people who can still get excited for a world cup because they see the light of the game shining through the darkness or whatever but me personally I only wish ill on the whole enterprise
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
As someone who still codes with their own hands, reading r/GithubCopilot has been a great pleasure for the last couple of hours
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M.A.G.N.U.S. @rifao.guru · 22/05/2026
The original Akinator was Peak AI and it has all been downhill from there
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Kid 2 said all the kids in her class are watching Mr. Bean. She then realized it's Me. Beast - but no, we're watching Mr. Bean now.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy 70th Homer!
Homer Simpson's drivers license, stating his DOB is the 12th May of 1956
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M.A.G.N.U.S. @rifao.guru · 09/05/2026
Frank Castle should smile more
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I'm like 10 episodes behind... but this seems to be a good British thought of the week (I picked the most British link I could find) www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2197...
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Chaos in Cumbria as May nature festival confused for nudist event
Imagine turning up and realising you’ve misread it
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@damonagnos.bsky.social youtu.be/pliPEbIzDRc?...
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Angela Merkel, hört "Darude - Sandstorm" beim Zapfenstreich (Verabschiedungsfeier)
YouTube video by Spaßbra
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Quinn murphy @gamefiend.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I liked the game better when it was "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon". "Six Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein" is a terrible, terrible game we're being forced to play.
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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan “Thunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as “the funniest books in the history of literature.” www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...
⚡️⚡️ CHAPTER 1 ⚡️⚡️
It was a dark and stormy night that he had accurately predicted. Too bad no one had seen the forecast.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@boschwartz.bsky.social 🙈
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
After defeating the government forces, the revolutionaries seized control of the airwaves and, instead of making a statement, broadcast this video:
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Seerat Sohi @seeratsohi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
New Screen Shot, where I dissect screenshots of my favorite screens and shots: -Ava Heiden’s defensive genius -how Dawn Staley’s starting lineup adjustment shellshocked Vanderbilt -the growth of Aliyah Chavez youtu.be/mVTxki2Wd0w?...
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Screen Shot: Iowa’s Ava Heiden SHUTS DOWN Rival, Plus Dawn Staley’s GENIUS Adjustment
YouTube video by Ringer NBA
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#cowtools
CNN headline: Video shows cow using a brush to scratch its back in first described case of tool use in cattle
Picture is showing exactly this
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lethal Jamón
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I'm far behind. In Bavaria beer was supposed to be good if it had enough malt sugar and the pants got stuck.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
There's a guy that mixed a Wizard of Oz Yellow Brick Road clip with Old Town Road and it seems to be lost in time. Had a lot of other bangers too
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do The White Mannequins of Africa
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Approximately 20 min after Bettor-1 lost the wager on May 28, 2025, Bettor-1 sent a text message - a .gif image of a man hanging himself with toilet paper. Even though the Cleveland Guardians won the game, approximately 10 min later, Clase responded with a .gif image of a sad puppy dog face.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
www.arte.tv/de/videos/12...
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This from @vickiboykis.com and also for scholarship. newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com
I want to see the claw
I respect quality software and the people who write it. And, I’ve invested years of my life in working on becoming one of these people (even if the journey...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@joey-devine.bsky.social what was that movie that you irrationally love? The one with the crazy first 20 minutes
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Jeff Epstein, the birthday book enjoyer?
Jim Downey from the "Epstein, the New Yorker financier" meme
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I think there should have been a cheaper way to remove the rumor that he brought 12 red apples to a spurs team dinner and ate them with a knife and fork from the first page of Google 🤷‍♂️
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Starting a dating site where the only question is what your favorite dinosaur was.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Even My. Frizzle wouldn't stand a chance against YouTube shorts and TikTok
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 20/08/2025
Last weekend's Portland Adult Soapbox Derby was—in its 26th year—weirder and wilder than ever. In this photo essay, @corbinsmith.bsky.social talks to the creators, drivers, and organizers of this beloved event that is SO VERY PORTLAND. ❤️🏁🏎️
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PHOTO ESSAY: The Need for Speed (and Artistic Expression)
For a second, imagine you don’t live here. Deep in the southeastern part of Portland, there's a dormant volcano. Around this volcano, there's a massive forested public park (191 acres), with hiking tr...
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Tan @tanho.ca · 06/08/2025
colincornaby.me
In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I like the way you're working
String Puppet from the No Diggity video playing piano
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing
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Ian Levy @hickoryhigh.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Apparently, Google AI hallucinated that Luka had a 42-inch vertical, and it made its way into that Men's Health feature yesterday. So I went ahead and hallucinated about the time Luka won the dunk contest. Not going to let an LLM take my job without a fight.
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NBA Hallucinations: When Luka Dončić won the Slam Dunk Contest
An AI model hallucinated that Luka Dončić had a 42-inch vertical leap. A human hallucinated that he used to win the most iconic Slam Dunk Contest ever.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Positive Reinforcement cover art!!! I’m wearing a cardigan with another cardigan draped over my shoulders. My name and the title are kind of styled like the Big Lebowski opening titles!
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Bo Schwartz Madsen @boschwartz.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
We have begun disseminating a monthly snapshot with forced displacement projections for a number of countries. The group of countries will be expanded upon during this year. Read more about our work here: drc.ngo/what-we-do/i...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Having "AI" constantly shoved in your face is so tedious. I accidentally used Bing to search something and instead of getting an instant response I got the "AI" response after 10 seconds - and it wasn't what I was looking for!
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The „maybe we should call it 4“ part is underrated. Seems like your company’s thought process on versioning is really thorough and not simply a publicity thing.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Perfect shadow play light going on. I wish I had the skills
Shadow play. It's supposed to be a dog.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 03/06/2025
I am driving to and from and all around the 2025 NBA Finals, subscribe now to get fun NBA emails in from Oklahoma City and Indianapolis (and help me with gas money)! www.kdonhoops.com
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OnHoops
Kelly Dwyer on hoops
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Thinky Games @thinkygames.com · 30/05/2025
Someone made a website where we all collectively solve every possible 5x5 Nonogram (aka Picross) 😅 11,263 down, 24,965,248 to go! Let's do it, folks! pixelogic.app/every-...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Comrade Duo!
Arabic sentence saying 'You are rich because of my rent, sir!'. The Duo bear looks like he's ready to sharpen the guillotine
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
That's a Cybertruck after five years
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Perler bead Alex Caruso
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