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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There's a rich guy stealing his son's blood and probably cum in an attempt to make himself immortal and you're laughing?

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Men would rather re-read "The Dog of the South" twelve times than go to therapy.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I know that if you meet me in the wild I can come off as a depressed, weird, kind of off-putting guy but man, you should really meet my best friends.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Co-worker doesn't realize when she asks me how my day is or what I've been up to or what is new I'm just reciting the entirety of "Concrete" by Thomas Bernhard in my mind. If she knew this maybe she'd understand why I am so unresponsive.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.

Richard Hanania: The point of a game like Grand Theft Auto is to identify with the character.

By making a female character, the new game will be promoting autogynephilia.

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, and if they make her bisexual then the game won’t necessarily be unhealthy.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In "Lonesome Dove" Augustus McCrae canonically has a monster hog. You can kind of tell, by the way he acts.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Lonesome Dove themed (?) mix I made for a girl circa 2004. Weird stuff, Alex!

A mix cd that says “Jake spoon” from lonesome dove

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bird comedian meme. First image is a bird on a stool speaking into a microphone. He’s saying the text from the original poster. Second image is someone from the crowd, yelling boo get better material. Third image is bird sweating. Fourth image is bird looking at cue card that says, but her emails

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Sure I like friends but I am very boring

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"Will you marry me?" he asked from one knee, his voice sounding much like Steve Albini's guitar tone.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Saw the Odyssey with a guy who had just taught it to his 9th grade students a few months ago. Don't recommend this. Also, the crying baby in the row in front of me I also do not recommend. Miss me with that!

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Our intern (16?) thought the Odyssey was "mid" and then everyone "glazed" it too much. She said the parts she especially didn't like were "all the parts where he was trying to get home"

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Craziest moment in New York. Saw a guy walking down the street in a Pretty Girls Make Graves t-shirt. He looked to be like, mid-30s at most, probably younger. The shirt looked brand new. The shirt looked. Brand. New.

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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 21/07/2026

can't wait to klatsch with Cheryl Fair about her new novel, TALK TEENY, this Thursday at 7pm at @greedyreads.bsky.social in Remington!

A copy of Cheryl Fair's novel TALK TEENY standing on the my memoirs bookshelf

Cheryl Fair
with Rahne Alexander

A NOVEL TOLD IN VIGNETTES
Talk Teeny
CHERYL FAIR
Thurs.
July 23
7pm Remington
greedy reads

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Best lunch in Brooklyn. Tell an ignorant Minion fan.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I used to know so many people in NYC but they’ve all perished under Zohran’s authoritarian regime or moved to the Hudson Valley for affairs. If I’m only doing one museum which is it though

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The Brothers McMullen. Appaloosa. Suburbicon.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Freaking out Gen Z with a relentless onslaught of reaction GIFs in the chat

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The tough manly man is named Poindexter. The 80s are so embarrassed of what we have become. You can't make this stuff up.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Very proud to be a tiny part of this.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Taking NYC hot dog spot recommendations

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Anybody in NYC want to hang with (extremely good Morrissey impression) this charming man? July 19-21. No plans, no money, no hope, no limits.

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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

this is the only picture I have of my father

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Telling everyone at the wedding I’m going to today that I already got married on this day 11 years ago and that they should really consider a new, less already done in 2015, day

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Nothing has shocked me less than finding Sophia Bush's name on this list.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/06/2026

without the nba finals in my life i have absolutely no idea where to watch minions commercials on mute

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Watching the White House UFC thing with the Fargo soundtrack in the background.

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If I don't follow you on Instagram I am really missing out on the opportunity to infect your feed with 5-7 asinine stories—but with banging music—a day. Please, let us connect.

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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Seeing a lot of pissing and moaning about Elon on here and I guess my question is who's going to build the space-based AI data centers that we need so urgently if not him? Do you expect someone with less money than this to bankroll and promote all those race riots? Come on now.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

It's like the parable of the scorpion and the frog but they're both scorpions

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Eyes Without A Notintheface @notintheface.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Welcome to Pride Month!

Superman flying (running?) and saying “Next stop, Gay City!”.

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