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Rowan MacBean

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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 50m
Today was a fucking roller coaster.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 3h
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 3h
Had a really good day! Now sitting here having a heavy discussion about John. Dad would keep him here with us until he faded away naturally. I…do not want that for him. We’re not going to argue over it, dad’s willing to go with my opinion. But I think we’re going to look into home visit euthanasia.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 5h
I was making potato salad and I found a tiny brown shriveled raisin and I was pretty upset but it turned out to just be JKR's soul so I threw the whole thing out and power-washed my kitchen.
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Killian @greenmtgirl.bsky.social · 9h
Accurate.
Image reading "What your favorite obsolete English letter says about you." Below are seven rectangles from manuscripts showing the letters thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, Insular G, and long s. Beneath each rectangle it reads, "You are a nerd."
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 10h
we should normalize the social shaming of bad people. sorry you don't think your Maine summers are as idyllic as they used to be, John Roberts. but you sold democracy to the highest bidders among your friends you don't get to summer without sometimes seeing a kayaker with a poster that says you suck
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 5h
the series finale of Newhart
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 6h
Kicking off with Queen Bee and The Nanny is incredible
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 8h
So I just got out of Resident Evil. I’ve never seen any of the other movies or played any of the games. And I really liked it! Excellent gore, a ton of laughs, and EVERY jumpscare got me! (I was front row in an imax theater 😅)
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Queen Anna V 👑 🫜🫜 @annavernerauthor.bsky.social · 21h
A cartoon grey cat is standing up with a black witches hat on its head, holding a brown broom in one hand and a small black cat toy in the other.
The words say: waking up on Oct 1st: Ok, I'm ready. The background is a dull orange.
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Julia Lundman 🩵🧚🦄🧌 @paintkatt.bsky.social · 19h
Happy spooky season! 🎃
Some pumpkin king heads
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
"When I talk to comic book artists I always emphasize the importance of clearly separating their planes of depth. This rule does not apply to photographers."
[forced perspective photo where a normal black cat walking on a stone wall in the foreground lines up with a person walking in the street below, making it look like a giant black panther.]
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 12h
There’s an older couple here at PT and the man is wearing a shirt that says “Dachshund kisses fix everything.” He has a tattoo of a dachshund on his bicep with a long line of names down his arm. They just said they have TWELVE dachshunds right now! Down from fifteen!
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 14h
What if I watch 31 spooky things in October? I haven’t done that since 2022. Maybe it’s time to bring it back. I pay for Shudder and have not used it in like two years. I should.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14h
Oh hell yeah it’s my time
Pen drawing of a fanged human-ish skull on an impossibly long spine White charcoal on black drawing of a human skullPen drawing of the animated skeleton of some tiny creature, holding up a candle White charcoal drawing of a tusked orc skull
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Anna Hamilton (they/them) @annaham.bsky.social · 21h
The death penalty should be outlawed. That’s it.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 15h
I’m on chapter 73 of this book, and still have 15% to go. They’re not short chapters, either, it’s just a long-ass book. I started it on September 1, took a week break when it was due back at the library, and wound up finishing ZERO books in September because my alternate book was also pretty thick.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 17h
Got in the bath to read but John keeps trying to climb on me and lie down. Usually he’s happy to sit on the edge of the tub next to me…but apparently not today. (This makes me nervous. Is he trying to tell me something???) I guess I’m getting out and reading in the chair with room for him on my lap.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 17h
I'm not the first to applaud the description of Armitage's voice being "like a Twix melting in a bra fire" but I just wanted to add to the chorus
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2024
annual PSA
a witch holding a candle saying

if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 18h
Common misconception, theres only one narrative designer but they have 50 tarot decks
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 22h
Connections Puzzle #1208 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 22h
Wordle 1,930 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 22h
Five minutes left in September. MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER ONE. It always feels like a crapshoot whether I will or not.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New favorite negative audiobook review: the woman who criticized the Transatlantic accent I did for the part of an aging 1940s starlet, because she thinks I’m British and making fun of Americans
“Loving every conversation (Ms Marple is a triumph), the setting, the line of characters (-Sylvia), the connections between them, motives, 1st person narrations. However the accent on Sylvia is offensive, no American says "Baby"like that. Do Brits think we have speech impairments? I listen to Brit mysteries daily and this is the worst American accent. I will have to skip her chapters entirely next listen. Love overall!”
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itati santamaria de Collins @itativcs.latinsky.app · 30/09/2026
Also. Misandry isn’t real. There is no political or social power behind women who hate men. The majority of positions of power, jobs that makes the most money, and the majority of politicians are men. You are missing neurons in your hippocampus if you think you made a salient point here.
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Vasiliki Katsarou @solitudehill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile, the #dachshund train rolls on
A stretched out black/tan dachshund with a red mini dachshund stretched out behind, & resting its chin on the other’s backside, in the kitchen
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This short-tailed weasel is recovering from rodenticide poisoning and doing GREAT, she wants to kill EVERYONE. [via Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance] www.rmwalliance.org/donate
Small elongated brown mammal with white underside clearly planning the death of whoever is looking down at them. She could fit inside the latex glove box she's standing on with room for at least three friends.The angry mustelid peering out from the shade of a box, almost hidden by oak leaves. Her mouth is open as if hissing a threat.The little weasel has stuck her head out of a green plastic igloo to glare hatefully at all comers.
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Marshall Ryan Maresca @mrmaresca.com · 30/09/2026
Do you think JCO was just sitting at home and thought, "Man, I've not pissed off the internet in MONTHS. I need a hot take that'll really get them mad at me."
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think…I might have fucked up my back…at physical therapy… 🤦🏻
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 30/09/2026
...why hasn't Clooney won an Oscar for a Karloff biopic yet? LOOK AT THAT GUY. LOOK AT THE CRICKET JUMPER HOTNESS BEING SERVED. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO PASSIONATELY ARGUE FOR A CHILD'S WELLBEING BEFORE BEING CHASED UP A BURNING WINDMILL BY A GROUP OF ANGRY VILLAGERS!
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/09/2026
Nepo baby
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1207 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 29/09/2026
Every time I see someone going "Hell yeah Joyce Carol Oates!" I think "You do know she's also a fucking racist right? You can find that out fairly quick. We can just stop going "But she posts..." no. Like with anyone else. I don't care if she's the best whatever. It doesn't excuse the rest. Stop.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sat at the theater. I was going to see the new Resident Evil but I decided on The Uprising because that will be leaving sooner (there’s only one showing per day). Hopefully I can kick off October with Resident Evil instead
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every parent-teacher conference with "She's so bright; she just needs to apply herself," I wouldn't be rich, but I could definitely buy lunch tomorrow.
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TimetheHobo @timethehobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feel free to use the template! Would love to see everyone’s player vampire character too if yall played the game. 🫶 #Nighthawks
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just heard one of these songs on the radio on my way home from physical therapy
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 29/09/2026
This movie is so weird but so good. Like you can watch it with kids but it’s a legal thriller lmao. Excellent though
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1206 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, all morning: I can’t wait to get in the bath with my book. Me, the moment I sit in the bath: I don’t want to be in here…
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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