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Rowan MacBean

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 5h
james spader implies the existence of james neuteredhim
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 4h
bottom surgery sottom burgery sodomy burger
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 23m
It’s a very busy day! I will probably spend the whole time between therapies sleeping 😅
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 36m
I have physical therapy in the morning, mental therapy in the afternoon, and I’m hanging out with a friend in the evening. Something better be fucking fixed by this time tomorrow 😂
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 1h
Connections Puzzle #1215 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 1h
Wordle 1,937 4/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 3h
What fucking nonsense
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 5h
I don’t regularly watch Chicago Med, but every time I happen to catch the first few minutes of an episode, I do end up sitting downstairs and watching the whole thing, even if I had other plans 😂
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 5h
🫂
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13h
Romance novels used to be about dukes and rakes and women in bodices. Now, romance novels are about magical fantasy daddies and gay hockey players. I'm here to propose... the future *pulls down big chart that has 'gay fantasy daddies in bodices' circled in red marker*
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 6h
How do I get a job chaperoning orphaned kittens on a field trip to the aquarium
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Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 12h
One of my all time favorite Tumblr bits
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 23h
I’m so sorry 🫂
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bookshop.org is having an anti-amazon-prime sale, & you can get THE DEVOURERS slightly discounted there. A mythic realist, queer dark fantasy about love, sex, violence, & shapeshifting set in contemporary India & the Mughal Empire. It won a Lambda Award.
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The Devourers: A Novel
For readers of Margaret Atwood, China Miéville, and David Mitchell comes a striking debut novel by a storyteller of keen insight and captivating imagination.LAMBDA LITERARY AWARD WINNER • NAMED ONE OF...
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 4/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life goals. buff.ly/JgfRHgj
Three patches: the Breathing patch has a nose with a rainbow coming out it. The Existing patch has a ghost on it. The Thinking patch has the Night Vale eye in the middle with different colored rays coming out of the center.
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Jen (they/them) says Free Link @knifeboots.xyz · 06/10/2026
Got some bad news about The Familiar today. My goodest boy has cancer. Please send good thoughts his way, and if you feel so inclined, buy something from my shop so I can pay for his chemo meds. www.lunalapidary.com
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noooooo 😩 I’m so sorry
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1213 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wordle 1,935 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trans people, in 2026, solving ideological differences by sitting down and having lunch with someone on the other side
Hannibal Lecter, who eats people, hosts a dinner party for people, who he eats. Trans people are the people being eaten, just to be clear.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jfc! I woke up and the litter box and his scratching pad outside my room were gone, too. 😩 I think dad doesn’t like reminders, and mom just wants things clean. But I like reminders… 😔
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish the rest of my family wasn’t so quick to get rid of remnants of John… Mom had his meds thrown out before the vet was even here yesterday. Then last night his dangling toy was unclipped from the ceiling. Now his food dish is gone from the stairs. I feel like I’m being rushed. 😔
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✨ Moemai - MCM London E-22 @moemai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first #criticalrole ship and characters who stole my heart deserved a portrait as well ;w; !! ✨💜🐦‍⬛ They’ll be available as prints for MCM and cons after but also in the small zine I made !! #vaxmore #shaungilmore #vaxildan #voxmachina
Art nouveau illustration of Gilmore and vax about to kiiiisss
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1212 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,934 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll be thinking of you!
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s gone. I held him through it, and didn’t even care that he leaked pee on me. We let Dino and Chip sniff him. And then the vet bundled him up in a blanket in a basket and took him off to be cremated. And now idk what to do with myself.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💜 I held John while they did it, too. Dad held him while they sedated him, and then I did for the actual euthanasia. He was a good boy, he deserved to be held.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s just sleeping on my lap like it’s a normal day but the vet will be here any minute. I feel like I’m going to vomit.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good odds when you say something like that, that it’s based on something you find in a print shop 😂
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s thrown out all John’s meds, and is cleaning his fur off the furniture. I’m legit a little offended. He’s not even gone yet! Stop it!
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mother is cleaning. For the vet who’s coming to euthanise my cat. This seems obscene to me. Sit down, JoAnn. We can be a little disheveled. The vet isn’t going to judge us for it.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just finished a great book. I ought to sleep on my feelings about it, but…I’m staying up with John all night, and I have ~5 hours until the vet gets here. So I’ll have to read some more. My next book is ‘the untold story of Mrs Lovett’ of Sweeney Todd fame. I hope I don’t bad mood myself into a DNF.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reading in the bath with John sitting next to me for the last time. One of my daily goals is “do something that makes me happy” and on many days the only thing I had that counted for that was bath time with John. I don’t know what I’m going to do without him.
A close-up shot of a mask-and-mantle brown mackerel tabby cat crouched on the edge of a cream-colored bath tub with his paws on an e-reader in a maroon leather case
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1211 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dad got it in two today! Wordle 1,933 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1210 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wordle 1,932 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Rowan MacBean @macbean221b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw someone reading a mystery/thriller book ask why the FMCs in mystery/thriller books always go for a married man. ffs… It’s because if they went for a single man it would be a romance. jfc, if you don’t like mystery/thriller tropes, don’t fucking read mystery/thrillers!
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