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@lyzurjane.bsky.social
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This is a Roswell TV series (1999) fan account.

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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This pot is too small, but now I'm committed.
A medium sized pot with a handle skeets some red sauce on the stove. It is full to within aninch of the top.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love these photos of a gansey sweater over at Highland Threads. Such great knitting. A gansey is a type of fisherman sweater with identical front and back sides. Last photo shows one from Flamborough Marine, my favorite contemporary maker for this style. highlandthreads.co.uk/wick-museum
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 03/10/2026
Sorry I know we're done with iced coffee discourse but I've now used the phrase "iced coffee interviewing" twice to describe people making hiring decisions based on irrelevant trivialities instead of assessing the candidate's actual skills and I feel like this one has legs
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They let men play basketball now?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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Mount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1982 | Gophers and Plants Two years after Mount St. Helens erupted, researchers were surprised by what had survived. Pocket gophers had lived underground on stored roots and seeds. Weedy, root-sprouting plants were reclaiming blowdown. Peter Graves narrates this early look at the recovery.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been a decade of this guy's incoherent ramblings and we still haven't gotten like, an anthology of professional translators talking about their struggles trying to translate his deranged dogshit into another language
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm taking the bus home as a little treat and I just hit like 5 people with my backpack. I'm going to hell.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Cate Blanchett in a tux
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am starting to morph into my winter form.
Top down photo of a person's legs in dark jeans. They're wearing boots and an army green jacket. A waterproof back packis visible in the corner.
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China Phebe @chinaphebe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some fun things from the Scripps underwater pier cam, which I leave running live on an iPad all the time.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED
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Aaahh!!! bstract Tesseract @abstracttesseract.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Demonstrating reasoning and language capabilities in computers alters our understanding of self, even if we don't particularly like the alteration
Eliza is a mock Rogerian psychotherapist.

The original program was described by Joseph Weizenbaum in 1966.

This implementation by Norbert Landsteiner 2005.

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?

YOU: Men are all alike.

ELIZA: What is the connection, do you suppose ?

YOU: They're always bugging us about something or other.

ELIZA: Can you think of a specific example ?

YOU:

Well, my boyfriend made me come here.

ELIZA: Is it important to you that your boyfriend made you come here ?

YOU:

He says I'm depressed much of the time.

ELIZA: I am sorry to hear that you are depressed.

YOU: It's true. I am unhappy.

ELIZA: Can you explain what made you unhappy?

YOU:
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Labor Day crab cakes!
Four spherical cakes with perfectly golden brown crusts rest on a baking sheet covered in tin foil.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An advance against melanoma A personalized mRNA vaccine was found to reduce risk of spread and to increase disease-free and overall survival in high-risk or advanced melanoma. It teaches immune cells to target the patients' particular tumor. www.cnbc.com/2026/08/19/m...
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All Hallows' Steve @astronautgo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's some kind of liquid on the seat next to where I'm sitting on the bus, which means I now have A Responsibility. I can't totally zone out, because if anyone sits in it, that's on me.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THEYRE NOT TALL AND SPIKY *NOW* A FATE THAT WILL COME FOR YOUR TRASH ASS ROCKIES TOO
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fridays are picante at the Siwallace household.
A hand holds a can of Budweiser Chelada Picante.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don’t make me tap the chart
The quay chart
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 29/07/2026
Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵
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Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm pretty sure this was a drug deal.
Dead sparrow next to a door mat.Fresh catnip.
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Dr C Weissenberg @drcweissenberg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My PhD supervisor came into the office giggling one morning, saying he’d learned the phrase the dutch cavalry used when they wanted the troops to mount: “Scromble oop de beasties” And he left the room again bent over laughing. Lived in Noordwijk for a year (ESA) - good country for a young family.
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mrsolsen.bsky.social @mrsolsen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Some more non sequitur Nicene Creed butcherers: The Boy Scout pledge NATO phonetic alphabet O’Reilly Auto Parts theme song One-way traffic signs Weather reports Surgeon General warnings Duckling quacks
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
While it’s a well known trade secret that Kubrick faked the moon landings, what’s less known is that he was such a stickler for details that he insisted all of the exterior shots were in fact filmed on location on the moon.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm visiting my dad for father's day and made crab cakes. But today I gave him the best gift-- helping him hang his new TV on the wall and turning of motion smoothing.
A photo of a TV hanging on a wall. A scene from Seinfeld is playing.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Patches is so sneaky!
A calico cat has her head stuck in a crinkle tube so her entire body neck down is visible
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All Hallows' Steve @astronautgo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Ol' Sluts is back in town? Sluts McGillicuddy? I haven't seen that guy in ages, of course I would!"
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Whoever had 6 in the "number of days before Eliza drops an F bomb at her new job" pool has won.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mockery is a legitimate form of protest and people underestimate how much bigots hate it.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
PSA to animal accounts: if you want to acknowledge Pride please make it clear you didn’t cross the rainbow bridge
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Flint Dibble @flintdibble.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
As a historian, watching current events can help w/ interpretation Sometimes, people from hundreds of years ago did stuff that makes no rational sense from a modern, educated perspective Seeing people do similar idiotic things today helps me see that some people are just idiots
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's the season of standing slightly too close to strangers at the bus stop so you can both be in the shade.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is the longest story I have ever written. It is also the most meaningful. It will go out in The Small Bow's newsletter tomorrow. You can read it here now: www.thesmallbow.com/p/consider-t...
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Consider the Sister
Amy Wallace has spent two decades guarding the human her brother was—against a world that prefers David Foster Wallace as a puzzle.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Do you want the Tank Girl future? Because this is how we get the Tank Girl future and last time I checked none of you are sentient mutant kangaroos.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better
There are two photos. On the left, there's an image of the newly unveiled Donald Trump bronze statue covered in gold leaf. On the right, there's a bronze statue of North Korea leader Kim Il Sung. Both are wearing tailored outfits, but Trump's outfit is very wrinkly while Sung's clothes hang cleanly.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Jonathan Berk 🏠 @berkie1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.
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All Hallows' Steve @astronautgo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
And like the villains in a Rand novel, we've stolen and redistributed it. Fitting.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.
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All Hallows' Steve @astronautgo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is incredible.
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phylan @phylan.website · 13/04/2026
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚
Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.
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All Hallows' Steve @astronautgo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Looked at the moon in the sky when I was walking to the bus and did a double take when I remembered there are people up there. It felt nice. Felt hopeful. It was a relief to feel that for even a moment.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Context for those not in our household: There are a good half dozen words or phrases I've been saying wrong on purpose for 10 years because a flicker of annoyance once crossed @astronautgo.bsky.social 's face the first time I said it that way.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I wish I could teleport to Waffle House.
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Eliza @lyzurjane.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think neighbor cat Roscoe is trying to do a caper of Tuxedo's food.
A gray cat balances on a narrow railing above a food dish. He looks over his shoulder. The same gray cat is now looking down at the food bowl. The gray cat is leaping off the railing towards the food bowl.
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