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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 4h
I want an entire LP of metal Extinctions
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18h
Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20h
that’s right
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I love to fire up Flightradar and be like "oh where's this little fucker going?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anybody in democratic leadership who doesn't immediately condemn this and stand with Representative Omar is a fucking coward and should be launched into the sun. They were so happy to censure her when she spoke the truth about AIPAC
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Friendly reminder that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social thinks we should "turn the page" on these guys even though they're literally doing "show me your papers" shit after raiding the house of someone he works with. Every day. Who has the same job as him.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show Bernie going down the slide you cowards!!
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is something deeply wrong with choosing to eat in your car
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think the houthis would be mid-tier in the SEC but glad to see them making their move
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have got to shut down Threads
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'dear rax, how do i make this guy like me?' www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
I'm bullying you the tiniest bit because I want to jar you out of your fucking head, where no doubt you and this guy have starred in a storybook wedding ten times over. There's nothing like a crush for dominating your life, but mark my words: when this one fades, which it will, you'll regret devoting this much time and energy to it. That's not true of every crush, but it's absolutely true of every one-sided crush on a person who has rejected you repeatedly and clearly. A crush is sort of like prayer. It's worth doing as long as you can name what you're getting out of it, but a specific result is never promised—only whatever pleasure you can take in the process.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rogue AI agent sucked me off???
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doesn't seem like GOP candidates really know what to do when they don't get the docile "our Republican friends across the aisle who I happen to disagree with about SNAP funding" treatment from their opponents.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck these fascist motherfuckers. There are more of us than them
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 09/10/2026
This is horrifying and barbaric. We should not be executing ANYONE in America. Not by firing squad. And certainly not publicly. We need to abolish the federal death penalty and impeach this incompetent, insecure, and violent Defense Secretary.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s about time the Democrats started calling Republicans what they are: Nazis. 
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck ICE, fuck JD Vance and fuck having to have logins to a half dozen streaming services to watch the fucking baseball playoffs. I'm having a good day otherwise though
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Protesters barricade road to Vermont ICE facility with ‘community gardens’ - The Boston Globe
About 40 protesters built flower boxes in the middle of a road to block access to ICE facilities in Williston on Tuesday.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to see JD Vance and pretty much anyone from suburban Cincinnati shackled in a C130 and flown to the Central African Republic.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning and afternoon drive time on WFPK is so bad
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meet Rave Jesus
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Kiké Hernández respawns every year on August 15, is granted 10 weeks of baseball acumen, then hibernates the rest of the time. I don’t know why more teams don’t employ this tactic
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Joe Creason parkrun @joecreasonparkrun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We would love to break our 2026 high attendance of 78 finishers this week! Text a friend and invite them out for Louisville’s favorite free weekly 5K this Saturday at 8:45. Walk/run/whatever. Fun for the whole family and your dog too!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would like for Liberty Biberty to meet the people of Philadelphia
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Negra Modelo in cans! Finally the free market gives us something useful
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I want to be the 2nd Urban Beaver Officer www.brighton.ac.uk/news/2026/ec...
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Ecology and conservation graduate is UK’s first Urban Beaver Officer
As the UK’s first Urban Beaver Officer, a Brighton graduate is helping to prove that nature’s industrious engineers can thrive in the heart of the capital.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll never understand people who nope out on discovering new music in their 30s. I get just as excited by hearing something new as I did when I was 17.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been looking forward to this release from Samantha Poulter (Logic1000) for a while now and it doesn’t disappoint. logic1000.bandcamp.com/album/confir...
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Confirmation!, by Logic1000
10 track album
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
a society that is obsessed with computer automation but also isn't restrained by a single shared value once nobody is looking is gonna get itself into some interesting situations
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shame should reflect the social costs of one’s nefarious actions. It should not be up to Schmitt to determine whether he can “brush off his viral mix-up.” bsky.app/profile/wash...
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do we monetize the rot?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GLP-1 medications are more of a marvel than AI will ever be to me.
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Aaron Vowels @guinness74.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First time at @joecreasonparkrun.bsky.social in ages. Thankful the heat has subsided and that most of my joints seem to be cooperating this morning. Always welcome anyone looking for a fun, relaxed, 5k run (not a race) here in Louisville. OR, find a #parkrun near you!
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My cat puked behind the couch but is blaming a rogue AI agent
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
100% on the Brohn letdown game :(
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Michael Mishak @mjmishak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Online sportsbooks say they do not want business from problem gamblers. So @propublica.org's Jake Pearson spent 10 weeks on DraftKings testing how the company would react to someone displaying all the hallmarks of a compulsive bettor. Spoiler: It made him a VIP. www.propublica.org/article/draf...
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brewers-White Sox World Series to reset the timeline 👉👈
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Industry Plant @luxuryjeff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made a yoga joke at work today. “The revenue in me recognizes the revenue in you”. Nobody laughed but those are the breaks
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some people are convinced that we have to accept spineless 90s Republicans like this because that is a sacrifice Democrats must make to win, casually overlooking the fact that nothing these people do is popular and “he’ll win” is as reliable a prediction as guessing tomorrow’s lotto numbers.
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