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Luke Short

@lukeshort.bsky.social
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From DC now in Seattle. Navy Vet. Things I like: Dogs, Nats, Caps, Commanders, Video Games, Movies, Flying, Snowboarding, and Attack Submarines. Things I don’t like: MAGA weirdos

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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really loved this piece about It's A Wonderful Life and its connections to Seneca Falls, New York. Check it out!
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My friend, Devon Kelley, wrote a book! It's awesome and so is she! if you like the PNW, Sasquatch and cryptids, or a combination of both: you should check it out! www.mostghost.com/shop/p/presa...
A picture of a new book titled Cryptids of the Pacific NorthwestA picture of a new book titled Cryptids of the Pacific Northwest and its author, Devon Kelley
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its possible that not all republicans are racist, but one thing is certain: the republican party needs racism to survive.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Replaying Wolfenstein The New Order and, man does this hit different in 2026. Feels like escaping from a MAGA fever dream
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com
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Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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Kat Benjamin @katskib.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hello? I'd like to report a murder.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ted Cruz, noted masculinity expert
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And that’s when my walk turned into a run….
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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This cartoon hits hard 😢 #JimCrow2.0 via @seattletimes.com
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A poignant reminder of how long are justice system has been a mess by the always great Dave McKenna. defector.com/the-killing-...
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The Killing That Won't Let Go | Defector
Grief has no expiration date, and there’s no statute of limitations on murder. Twenty-one years ago this summer, Steve Cornejo was shot in the back and died in the courtyard of an apartment complex in...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Every single word.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How is Florida a real place?
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This should work…
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Cwnidog @cwnidog.eurosky.social · 12/03/2026
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I am ashamed and embarrassed for the Navy and our country. We are the baddies now
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KP.Hardeman @kphardeman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hmmmm ….. 🤔
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/01/2026
"You think you’re watching a woman drive away with an ICE agent following, then shooting her four times in the face, but what you’re really watching is an ICE agent in fear of his life and acting in self-defense."
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What You’re Watching Isn’t What You’re Really Watching
“Federal and local officials dispute the circumstances that led an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to fatally shoot a 37-year-old woman...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Don’t turn away. See what ICE did.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If Renee Nicole Good was killed in the exact same way by a Somali American, there would be a bill named after her in Congress to ban Somalis and every RW troll would have a pic of her as his avatar. Instead bc of who killed her, they will do everything they can to paint her as a villain.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen — Tribe Called Quest Run the Jewels/Wu Tang Deltron 3030 Rolling Stones The Aquabats
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Mother in law is coming to stay with us for Thanksgiving and just texted my wife "do you guys have a flashlight, or do I need to bring my own?" What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 18/11/2025
did you know the keycard system they use on military ships is scandinavian
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Noted fitness expert Ted Cruz....
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Meme with ice officers unable to see a suspect because they have covered themselves in pages from the Epstein report
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
The Iron Sheik & @the ironsheik
HULK HOGAN HAS MICRO MACHINE SIZE BALLS
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Bovada &
@BovadaOfficial • 5/6/23
Drop a sports fact most people don't know
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
a couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Feels appropriate today
Frame from Spider Man #537 with Captain America’s famous “no, you move” quote
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I just need 3 real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Turning off replies should turn off likes too. It’s like you’re saying “I only accept positive feedback, thanks”
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have been critical of the Democrats and Corey Booker but this is good. Glad to see someone showing some spine. Hope this is contagious
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
media.tenor.com
Raingump Kto GIF
ALT: Raingump Kto GIF
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
18 combined turnovers so far in the first half of the Florida Maryland game, did they grease the ball first?
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?" Old Nats (RFK) Nats Park Camden Yards Memorial Stadium Citizens Park PNC Park Citi Field Yankee Stadium T-Mobile Park
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
mlb.tv when their number of users spikes on opening day
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Yeah, agreed. Now stop posting about it and DO something about it. Even if it’s doomed to fail. Show the American people something other than social media posts.
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Luke Short @lukeshort.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Damnit MLB, if I’m gonna make the effort to fake sick so I can be home for opening day the least you can do is make sure your stupid app works
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don’t hold grudges except against anyone who has ever wronged me.
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Leta McCollough Seletzky @letaseletzky.com · 24/03/2025
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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