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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 1h
Former mathematician Theodore John Kaczynski, who left academia & later became a recluse in the Montana wilderness, has died in prison.
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 2h
kennedy curse has an opportunity to do something extremely funny
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah this is my fault for having a phone connected to the internet.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 6h
Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointee in New York, rebukes ICE for arresting two people erroneously — including a U.S. citizen — and later claiming "mistaken identity." "ICE agents falsified official records," he says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Kendyl Hanks @kendylhanks.bsky.social · 6h
Oh my this hits
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23h
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23h
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 23h
The Abbott ads blaming the democratic nominee for the (very high) Texas property taxes Abbott is responsible for are pretty impressive in a shamelessness way.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23h
My upcoming book, SCARCITY, lays out a roadmap for Dem electoral success by tailoring policy to punish both groups. I'd say I'm joking but honestly we've tried catering to them for decades and look where that got us. Going forward: no more carrots, only sticks.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, saving/salvaging democracy requires thinking big. Also, if you didn’t know you could maybe commit murder for free in one corner of Yellowstone, now you do:
en.wikipedia.org
Zone of Death (Yellowstone) - Wikipedia
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We can’t fire them. But we could nerf them. Expand and reorg the entire Fed judiciary—new districts, new circuits, etc. And then move the judges around, break up toxic courts (hey there, 5th Cir), put the worst in places they can do least harm, abolish all so single-judge districts, etc.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Create the District and Circuit Court of the Murder Isn’t a Crime Zone of Death in Yellowstone. Reorg the courts and relocate all the worst Trumpers to a new district and circuit with no people. This is 1/10th sarcasm and 9/10ths not. Impeachment is a nullify, so need to be creative.
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean probably not, it just feels dead symbolic
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it a bad sign that the PDF copy of the U.S. Constitution that has been available at house.gov now 404s? uscode.house.gov/static/const...
uscode.house.gov
Under Maintenance
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito is a second-rate mind doing first-rate misogyny.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/10/2026
This is *the* main continuity between neo-fascism and the 20th Century variety. Erich Fromm argued exactly this in "Escape From Freedom," saying that modernity left many alienated and socially dislocated--and fascist strongmen promised to restore meaning and purpose to their lives.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/10/2026
Remarkable: an industry that is dying because it can't compete in the market writes a Republican president, asking him to keep the industry alive by brute force, and he says, ok. What would it take for the GOP to lose its reputation as the "free market" party? Seriously, what would it take?
nytimes.com
The Coal Industry Asked for a Rescue. Trump Obliged.
In a previously unreported letter, a top lobbyist floated the idea of using emergency powers to keep aging coal plants open.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Alito retires after the new Senate is sworn in, every single Democrat needs to hold the line on not confirming any nominee out forward by this administration
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The kids these days will hardly believe it, but a mere two years ago, the mental & physical (lack of) acuity of Elderly Presidents was the Great Issue of Our Time. Someone should tell Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson, so they can write a book on it.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And in October, God gave us claymation, the spookiest artform,
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dropkick Murphys—organized labor’s favorite band—just brought out IUPAT President Jimmy Williams at Power to the People Fest. Big cheer for unions!
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Transit Trekker @transittrekker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nondrivers need and deserve mobility that lets us fully participate in our lives and communities. That includes access to recreation. #WeekWithoutDriving
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
tpr.org
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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Jared @jaredmcclain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A federal district court just held that police use of Flock cameras without a warrant violates the Fourth Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
constitutionally collect this information about one car-and its driver-by
following that vehicle on public roadways over a month. But this leaves the
question of why is it the government's business where everyone goes all the
time? The government cannot go snooping through our personal lives and
business without an adequate basis to do so. That is what the Supreme Court
has said since its decision in Katz through its decision in Chatrie this year,
nearly sixty years later. It is not too much to draw the line at indiscriminate
mass surveillance.
No doubt, ALPR technology comes with remarkable benefits that the
Court cannot ignore. But the Fourth Amendment requires courts to draw a line when the cost is too great. Alaniz's search in just the ALPR system
provided him with more than 50 individual records of Kyle's whereabouts
across the country for an entire month. The Court finds that because the
ALPR systems Alaniz used to search Kyle's historical location information
intruded on her reasonable expectation of privacy in the whole of her physical
movements, it was a search under the Fourth Amendment. Based on the
information in the record, the only reason Alaniz conducted that search was
because he saw her license plate was from California. That search was not
supported by probable cause, and it was done without a warrant in violation
of Kyle's Fourth Amendment rights. That search also has a nexus to the
remainder of the traffic stop because Alaniz began following Kyle's car while
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New York Rangers (Unofficial) @notnyrangers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN #NYR
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is Mad Libs on ketamine 🤌🏻
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 01/10/2026
Did passport thieves approve this message?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(watching as people complain that my friend has just set the social contract on fire and fostered the rise of a brutal fascist regime that has led to the deaths of millions) "Oh come on, now, be nice to your neighbor"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Roberts' friend and defender is quoted in the piece, saying they shouldn't be shaming Roberts for the wreckage and ruin he's brought to this country because of "civility." The bullies always cry "civility" when the victims push back in the slightest.
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll yell about this for the rest of my life, but you cannot put John Yoo on your show or quote him in your article without mentioning that he wrote the Torture Memos, especially when a growing swath of the voting public was not alive when he did it.
Yoo was the author of the controversial "Torture Memos" in the war on terror. As the deputy assistant attorney general in the Office of Legal Counsel (OLC) of the Department of Justice, Yoo wrote the Torture Memos to determine the legal limits for the torture of detainees following the September 11 attacks. The legal guidance on interrogation authored by Yoo and his successors in the OLC were rescinded by President Barack Obama in 2009.[3][4][5] Some called for investigating and prosecuting Yoo under various anti-torture and anti-war crimes statutes.[6][7][8][9]
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Is this punishment cruel and unusual? For more on that, let's go to our legal expert, Torture Steve."
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Adam Roy @adnroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obviously, Fox is not doing this in good faith—John Yoo's job there, as it was in the Bush administration, is to rubber-stamp torture—but I've seen plenty of mainstream outlets in the years since quote him as if he were a run-of-the-mill law professor and never mention the torture.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration is using a grant program from the 1980s to force cities around the US to funnel their ongoing collection of Flock, Axon, and other ALPR data into large federal surveillance centers that fall under the White House’s jurisdiction, 404 Media has learned
404media.co
How Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance Program
How the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program.
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Nick Carnes @carnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House has access to all the Flock and equivalent cameras. I genuinely didn't think I'd live to see the US surveillance state become this extreme.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today in life under competitive authoritarianism
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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KP @gokp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This thread is peak modern parenting experience. The CIA’s torture unit needs to poach whoever came up with “make Mesopotamian bricks at home” bc this shit is diabolical.
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Joe Mason @moreorloess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always worth listening to Ellen Wohl, especially about rivers. blog.oup.com/2018/10/50th...
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Of gutters and ecosystems: the 50th anniversary of the Wild and Scenic Rivers Act
“Rivers are the gutters down which flow the ruins of continents.” – Luna B. Leopold Luna Leopold understood that rivers are far more than gutters. In a
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
If you’d asked me to parody how silly and broken legal journalism is, I genuinely don’t think I could have come up with “so the best-known ‘nonpartisan’ Supreme Court outlet is now run by an ex-Trump DOJ flack who had her longtime personal friend Brett Kavanaugh officiate her wedding”
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The Conservative Takeover of SCOTUSblog Is Just What the Supreme Court Needed
SCOTUSblog used to cover the Supreme Court. Now, it cheers for it.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if we simply left murders by students on college campuses to be punished by colleges, using only the internal punishments they are able to inflict. We would find it insane and intolerable. Rape isn't that far off in terms of severity. Why are we putting utterly unsuited orgs in charge?
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also not getting enough attention: these texts are between one of the lawyers on Jack Smith's team and a US Marshall tasked with keeping people fueled by Republican conspiracy theories from murdering Jack Smith in public because he tried to prosecute the president for crimes that he did
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