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Kaz

@lottieplot9.bsky.social
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Generally floundering. Yogi, knitter, walker, sci fi nerd, occasionally sweary, Scottish, retired engineer, frequent user of the block button, rehomed Elsie the German Shepherd. She/her

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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 11h
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 6h
Popped in to the small local museum/gallery space to see the display by the weavers and dyers group. Lady on the desk was very dismissive, there's hardly anything to see, just a few things on the side of the corridor. When I came back out, she said it again so...
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 9h
Spending a lot of the next few days cleaning the house as I have a friend coming to stay next week. I'm doing it now as she has asthma and I need to give it time for the dust to literally settle. And for the cleaning stuff to dissipate. I've done far to little over the past few months and it shows 🤨
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Water went off as I was cleaning my teeth about to hit the supermarket. Went, added bottled water to the list to cycle the one we have in storage because this happens now and then. Get home, fill kettle with old water, water comes back on. Classic.
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's never "AI agent breaks containment, cures cancer, does a bit of tidying up and puts the kettle on", is it?
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had some repayments to my Lend With Care account so been on and recycled it back out to some other projects.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Gordon Bonnet @gordon227.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Once Bitten
A short story about... a were-mutt?
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's an FE college at the bottom of our lane and the new crop of students are in. The first "have all your mates in mum's old car and totally balls up the tight corner so you stuff it into the hedge/tree/ditch day" has arrived early. They were fine but the car will be a write off. #LifeLessons
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 25/09/2026
This:
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gratuitous Elsie snoozing pic.
A black and tan German Shepherd curled up and leaning slightly over the bolster corner of a big dog bed in front of a bookcase with books and crockery on it
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IMPORTANT KITTEN TUMMY UPDATE
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OH forgot his parents wedding anniversary today & has already had a call at work from his mum complaining he doesn't love her etc. So that's my plans bolloxed as I rush out to get flowers etc, photograph them in our house so he sends it to her with I had planned to come over when I get out of work!
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This month's trainee Guide Dog Lexi. She's boarding with one of our puppy raisers while her's is on holiday. Pic 1 snoozing at full stretch, pic 2, biscuit alarm activated.
A lean black Labrador stretched out on her side on a dull green carpet with her bottom half under the tableA black Labrador who has popped up next to me from under the table, only her face is visible with some sunshine across her eyes
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's dog walking dress will go in the wash then go to the charity shop as it doesn't allow me to fully stride out when I want to. It's a shame as I like the overall look, but restricting my stomping opportunities has made the decision.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spent far too much time this morning wrangling both printer scanners with limited success and doing pension admin because my financial guy is nagging and am supposed to be tarted up and professional somewhere in less than an hour so of course I'm picking about here over a brew.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Where’s Chris?” “I don’t know.” “You told him three o’clock?” “Like ten times.” “Fucking drummers.” “Should we wait a little longer?” “Screw him, take the picture.”
Four squirrels posed together in what looks like a band picture.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to the destinational shopping experience that's also a garden centre and emptied the Guide Dogs floor collection box that's situated inside the children's play area. Sadly I had to give all the notes back as they don't appear to be legal tender. If only.....
The back of a yellow dog floor standing collection box from the back with the base open to show a drawer of coins. Next to it is a big pile of toy town £50, £20 and £10 notes.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a trip out to the Big M&S and collected my free bottle of birthday month fizz before the coupon ran out, still felt guilty walking through the out door. According to them my style is "skater girl". WTF, with my dodgy knees? And thanks to the changing room mirrors I need to join a gym.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026
1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Into town to the library then a mooch about. Saw some nice leather boots but need to have a think as spendy. Scored a Fat Face cardi & White Stuff tunic dress in the same charity shop, dropped off a guide dogs collection box to the gym that said they'd have one then back home via the farm for eggs.
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Mass Observation Archive @massobsarchive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another excellent submission featured in our recent blog post! This time a lovely illustration of the clothes owned by one of our contributors in 1988, ranging from underwear to dressed-up wear! You can read the post here: massobs.org.uk/2026/09/21/e... #dresshistory #fashionhistory
A watercolour illustration of the contents of a wardrobe. There are small sketches of each item of clothing the person owns. This includes underwear, outerwear and jewellery.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not going to get my walk in today before I have to pick the dog up from daycare, but I have both got a lot of cleaning and admin done which equated to a lot of lines through items on The List, which also helps deal with the brain squirrel.
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Simon Spanton @simonguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Let's go—much as that dog goes"
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bundt cake number 3 underway with new tin requiring some arithmetic to scale up for a bigger tin. Once again, OH is baking, I am offering help and support from the kitchen sofa whilst drinking the last Prosecco of our holiday week.
A round swirl bundt cake tin on a black marble worktop surrounded by the beginning of a pile of ingredients
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✨Ms.RetroSparklyKnickers✨ @msretroknickers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reposting pics from @autisticsociety.bsky.social’s Insta. Over £3.6 million was raised from the sale of Johnny Marr’s guitars & it’s to be shared between their charity & Guide Dogs UK 🎸 💕✨✨
Pic of text which reads 

nationalautisticsociety Thank you @Johnnymarrgram for your incredible generosity and support.
His guitar auction at Christie's yesterday exceeded all expectations, raising more than £3.6 million in total. Proceeds from 31 of the auction's 111 lots will be shared between our charity and @guidedogsuk.
These lots include 10 guitars, 1980s concert posters and sales awards.
A huge thank you to Johnny and everyone who placed a bid. Together, you're helping us create a society that works for autistic people.
Image credit: © Christie's Images LtdPicture of Johnny Marr, sat holding his famous Rickenbaker, surrounded by his other guitars up for auction. There are windows in the background and a red patterned rug or carpet is on the floor. Johnny is dressed in black
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being entirely predictable I'm watching The Adjustment Bureau on Film4, one of my favourite feel good films.
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Blog Preston @blogpreston.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Exploring inside The Harris for the new Horrockses exhibition, charting eight decades of the powerhouse fashion brand from the city
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Sneak peek inside Horrockses fashion exhibition
YouTube video by Blog Preston
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Scottish Government have increased the higher personal care allowance by £16 per month which has reduced the monthly care home fee by .15%. Every Little Helps. I am actually very grateful for the allowance, overall it makes a difference, just illustrating the feeling of a raindrop in the ocean.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After the morning in Berwick on Tweed we decamped to Spittal sands for lunch and enjoyed the sun and sea breeze. Elsie on the other hand was unimpressed
Looking out the side door of the van across a short stretch of sandy dune to the sea with a harbour wall away in the distanceLooking down into the read foot well of the campervan where Elsie is lying flat on the floor with her back to me wearing a red harness and facing an orange cargo net which is slung between the front seats
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can tell OH has switched his brain off. We're driving down a 2 mile dead straight road so I do the obvious what have the Romans etc. OH, aren't we on the wrong side of the wall? Me, no. Took him a while. Then, no I meant for Roman stuff I point to the three big hills in front of us - "Trimontium"?
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Peebles today OH was looking appreciatively at the butchers window then stops. "Um..... macaroni pie?" "Yes, it's macaroni in a pie" "Is that...?" " yes, it's traditional Scottish fayre, deal with it"
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My mate has climbed the Old Man of Hoy to celebrate his 70th birthday and I could not be happier for him. I'm using it as an excuse to have a glass of fizz.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not a bad little stop for lunch, minutes away from Peebles town centre, sandwich and a tea from the local bakery. #vanlife
Looking out of the campervan side door over a park by the side of the river and old stone buildings in the distance
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The day's plans cut short with Elsie suddenly developing a limp and not putting weight on one paw by the time we got her back to the van. Local vets lovely, nothing serious and she has form for weak ankles so replenished the Metacam stock and short walks tomorrow which fits our plans.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the tourist busses go to Melrose Abbey, but I much prefer Dryburgh. It has a peaceful stillness about it set amongst mature trees and by the river, a good place to wander with your thoughts or sit and read.
A square of two storey sandstone ruins with trees behind and a dog on the grass in frontGreyer stone ruins in shade with trees behind, dog in front and rain on the way
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Mass Observation Archive @massobsarchive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exciting news (well we think so)! We are looking for new people to regularly contribute to our archive! We accept applications from anyone based in the UK who has an interest in sending us their thoughts and opinions about life in the UK. #Skystorians massobs.org.uk/write-for-th...
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Write for the archive - Mass Observation Archive
Writing for Mass Observation You can apply to write for the archive here. Current Observers If you are one of our current Observers you may find our handbook for new Observers helpful. This has all th...
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Bridget 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @bridget1965.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think people realise that their Scottish HQ is in Forfar. Our neighbours are fostering and love it. [Unfortunately our terrier wouldn't appreciate a live-in pal.😁] Guide Dogs Scotland launches volunteer foster appeal for guide dogs in training | STV News share.google/2Kro5P20UNCm...
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Volunteers needed to foster guide dogs in training
Scotland's guide dog training centre wants to help reduce waiting times for people living with sight loss
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Sharon McTeir 📚 🐈 @sharonmcteir.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, no. I’m not interested in your food. Not at all. I’m just resting my head.
Dog resting head on my knee, begging for food.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
View from the cottage, looking forward to a week of batteries out and feet up.
A view out over a lawn enclosed by a dry stone wall with low arable fields beyond and the Cheviots behind lit by late afternoon light.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Road trip!
German shepherd lying in the rear foot well of a campervan looking unconvinced
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@threadinburgh.scot Not sure if this helps with your dating your school photo, but I thought it looked after this.
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Lux Silverbeard🩶🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @luxxsilverbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Margaret Macdonald (1864-1933)
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Went to Trentham Gardens yesterday and treated myself finally to an annual pass so even I'd I've only got half an hour I can still pop in. I managed the lakeside walk plus a bit more,so just over 3 miles, at a good walking pace which is the first time I've felt able in months. Resting today.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brightening your Thursday timeline with SLEEPING CAT.
Bertie the British shorthair golden tabby tom cat having a bit of a snooze with all his feets in a muddle in the foreground.
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