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Kaz

@lottieplot9.bsky.social
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Generally floundering. Yogi, knitter, walker, sci fi nerd, occasionally sweary, Scottish, retired engineer, frequent user of the block button, rehomed Elsie the German Shepherd. She/her

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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 1h
As both an ex sys admin and ex project manager, I endorse this chart 😆😆
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 4h
Exactly, we all take pleasure in very different things. I think she was just one of those women who volunteer for "good causes" but aren't much good with people, the other lady was pleased I'd enjoyed it.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 4h
Yuk.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 4h
Miles away from you but military helicopters cutting acress, on and off flight radar
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 5h
Well done you. Invariably when I've got hold of a person they've been helpful, but the systems side has been pants. I gave up the tussel with the app after 10 days and it turns out it's like my mum was with formal letters like tax, put it away somewhere out of sight and hope it goes away. 🤬
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 6h
Yes! At least I got through to a person, albeit one who clearly thinks I'm an idiot. Though I did get a real person on the courier chat who said she'd sorted the address and it would be back out today. And today's other FFS was a useless app that is getting some very negative feedback on the review
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 6h
I might be able to get it but if they have it probably £20 more. And the supplier has sent out a replacement as they're having to take responsibility for the courier not doing what had been agreed. Elsie's had bad reactions to food so I can't risk changing it.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 6h
So now supplier thinks I'm a pain, I think I'm losing it, Elsie has realised that we're down to dust at the bottom of the old bag, until both returns are processed I have over £200 tied up in dog food somewhere in the courier network. Using the Internet has been the bane of my existence today.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 6h
I ordered dog food online &not entirely my fault, but I ordered the wrong thing. Now going through the returns process but the replacement order autocorrect ballsed up the auto fill, had convo with courier, should have been out for delivery today, checked, on it's way back to supplier. FFS.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 7h
Today has so far, been quite trying.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 7h
As was foretold, heavy rain at the time of Bargain Hunt and tho it is also the time of cleaning, 'tis better to sit with a good book and contemplate the wonders of tea.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 8h
It's probably not that much more expensive for me to travel to it when it goes back home compared to getting to London, and I'd probably need an overnight stay either way. Bet they wouldn't have refunded me for all of that.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 12h
Once you know it makes perfect sense. She's also able to cope with us having a double coated dog as we have a strict no dogs upstairs rule, so she has a low dog hair space if she needs it.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 12h
I used to watch my mum dust every morning. The stoor would fly up into the air then gradually settle back down and decided it was a complete waste of time. I only do it now with the static cloths to make sure it's worth doing.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 22h
Hello you gorgeous little thing, great news
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's ace!
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The celts used to paint their skin with blue woad dye, or at least that's what they taught us at school.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kicking myself for not taking pictures of the woven fabrics and art pieces they'd made, they felt very personal. I also missed out the spinners in the post, so examples of lovely raw yarns too.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I knew of some, but not all. More proof that historical everyday clothes were not drab as depicted in films, but brightly coloured like all the historians keep telling us.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By this time another lady arrived who was lovely and I suspect there to temper the abrasiveness of the first. Anyway, I've got the details of the group and will make contact with them because wow. Forget the alt, first post has a display of yarn coloured with natural dyes
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She got the laser smile and a full bore "there's a great deal to see, some very skilled work, a lot of talent and I only wish I could produce work of that quality". She then asked if I'd actually tried any of the skills to which the answer was yes! all of them, which is why I've enjoyed it.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Popped in to the small local museum/gallery space to see the display by the weavers and dyers group. Lady on the desk was very dismissive, there's hardly anything to see, just a few things on the side of the corridor. When I came back out, she said it again so...
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tops of the doors was my friends test of how well her cleaner was sticking to the list she'd been given, whereas I've always been of the why would you care persuasion.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly the conversation we had about her coming 😁. I've been looking at the very visible cobwebs for several weeks and then wandering off, today, the fluffy duster was deployed and the majority are gone.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spending a lot of the next few days cleaning the house as I have a friend coming to stay next week. I'm doing it now as she has asthma and I need to give it time for the dust to literally settle. And for the cleaning stuff to dissipate. I've done far to little over the past few months and it shows 🤨
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I loved sitting in that orange seat as a wain 😁😁
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's very sombre and a bit weird but the acting is better than most. Problem is, I've been watching Armstrong and Miller's ww2 raf boys sketches and I can get distracted.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Water went off as I was cleaning my teeth about to hit the supermarket. Went, added bottled water to the list to cycle the one we have in storage because this happens now and then. Get home, fill kettle with old water, water comes back on. Classic.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're not quite midlands, not quite North, sometimes both. It's either Stoke or Manchester, neither of which is much use so I stick with the local town online newspaper mostly.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've had oaks coming up like weeds everywhere this year and all my pots have big stores of them thanks to the squirrels. This year, very few, as you say, probably a year off.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not necessarily, but right speaking and right thinking are core values. The problem is the individuals interpretation of "right thinking" in this case imo
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My must have for Edinburgh is something to stop the wind whistling straight through into my bones. As we say down here, I've become nesh since moving south.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love a cardi, just hate knitting buttonholes.
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's never "AI agent breaks containment, cures cancer, does a bit of tidying up and puts the kettle on", is it?
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, it's not so much about how much, but about access to pay things like utility bills that gets messy without something written down
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not sure it will automatically go to your mum if your dad hasn't made a will. She might have to go though a court process to claim it which could leave her without funds or access to bank accounts while it goes through. Please check for her sake.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would totally have adopted had I been 20 years younger.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crap, another thing I've forgotten this year.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reliving my shoulder pads era.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👍 I hadn't done anything with it for a while so had enough for 3. Always interesting to see which ones pay back quickly.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had some repayments to my Lend With Care account so been on and recycled it back out to some other projects.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*dog's beds
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is thereca WRVS group associated with the hospital or in the area. They're pretty good for helping out or might know of some other resources you can pull on. They were really good when I needed to get mum mum to hospital appointments when her memory had gone and I was 250 miles away.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lovely here too, and as it's cleaning day I'm making the most of the sunshine. Mats and fog beds out in the sun, 2 loads of washing on the line, all the doors and windows open to air the house.
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My last dog was called Gunnery Sargent Torin Kerr, or Torin for short. I really enjoyed that series 😁
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bill Nye's Enthusiastic Science Exclamation
ALT: Bill Nye's Enthusiastic Science Exclamation
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Gordon Bonnet @gordon227.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gordonbonnetauthor.substack.com/p/once-bitten
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Once Bitten
A short story about... a were-mutt?
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