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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips

@lorgwalrus.bsky.social
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I go by Fisher | 32‽ | he/him | simp for the worthy, recreationally of course | demi/ace gay and an idiot I'm not just entertaining, I'm a useful fool. Every priests' favorite scapegoat 🎮 Deadlock ⚡🚲👀🐐 📍RI

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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 8m
the fun thing about knowing your penetrator is using their knowledge of your hardware against you is saying, No. You, had the audacity to say i needed to learn boundaries. Only an obsessive compulsive script kiddee with a boner for justice could ever. Rip you kid. Hope your stardom was worth it 💅🏻.
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 2h
this is completely unhinged, even by Trump's standards.
Have you seen the videos of Mitch McConnell back in the Senate? Do you think he should resign because of his health condition?

It was a disappointment to a lot of Republicans. So that's just—well, Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody. He gave them to Fauci. He gave them to this. But you mean I'm not allowed to give them, but Sleepy Joe's allowed to give them? This ain't gonna be much of a story. Here we are doing this. You haven't asked me one fucking positive question. All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative. Why are you devoting all this time to the White House? You know how I do, I do that out of my back pocket. I pay for a lot of it, but I fix it because the White House should look like that. It shouldn’t look like—if you would have stood in that balcony and looked at that wall, half the wall was falling. It's actually dangerous. People are walking under, crap was falling off it all the time. Every time it rained, it was leaking, horrible. Now it's perfect, and I would say that I should be given credit for fixing the White House because I'm also doing very well with the war. I'm doing very well with another war that we already won, Venezuela. Do you notice you haven't asked me a question about Venezuela?

We did earlier.
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 2h
🥴 Dude, when you said I'd "Start locking in no matter how bad I was" for our games this month... 31 days might not be long enough to get good happy #locktober ya splendid folks🥳
Chubby white male slouched with most of his body exposed.
He's wearing a chastity cage, an opened kilt, and a blue shirt under grey vest hoodie pulled up to reveal his chest and arms
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Will @xfullofstarsx.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t forget to put your chastity cage key under the pillow for the locktober fairy tonight ✨🧚‍♂️🔐✨
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 19h
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Charlie 💦 @agooddoggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
random person: “i jerk off to you” normal people: “that’s gross wtf is wrong with you” me: “omg youre making me blush! wanna touch my dick?” 😊
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry nice cashier I was in a rush for food 😭😭 I'll be back I promise, you were cool and you probably know the "mayor" ;_;
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that moment in a cycle when you dive through a selfie thread and find that you've already responded to that same exact thread months ago 🥺🥺🫪
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I'M PROLAPSING WITH ORGASMIC JOY.
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🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah.
Human-made over 5 years

No AI has been used to generate any code or content in or about the game, and never will be. Slow Roads has been a labour of love since the project began in 2021, and has been built with a decade of experience in 3D graphics and creative software development. Textures are hand-drawn, sounds are recorded locally, and all systems are designed and engineered specifically for the unique context of the game. This is a solo-developed project that I take great care over, and I believe AI simply doesn't belong in creative projects like these.

Please note that procedural generation is not a form of generative AI; the procedures used to generate the world in the game are mathematical functions that have been derived and defined by hand, with direct creative intent.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Professor Farnsworth from Futurama saying: "Tell them I hate them."
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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🥃 Tommah 🥃 🔜 🇯🇵 @tommah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew of furries who voted for Trump and made it a priority to cut them from my life. It is never wrong to shame people for shitty behaviour and call them out where possible for being idiots at best, traitors at worst.
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so now we're at four layoffs in nine months! aftermath.site/disney-layof...
aftermath.site
If A Company Does Three Layoffs In Seven Months, Maybe It’s Bad At Being A Company
Layoffs hit Disney (again) today, an occurance so common the CEO couldn't even be bothered to write a memo about them
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Chai The Bison @bisontote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but what could a luck gate cost, Cheryl?
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's kinda crazy how much bigoted attitudes rely on not meeting any resistance, it's crazy how the wind in a person's sails can just die if someone they can't bully pushes back at all
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hello semi surprise week off of work... fuck
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M Sipher @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fight me, the morbs is valid and I'm suffering from a case of em
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTF? Japan is trialing a drug that regrows human teeth by blocking USAG-1—a protein that keeps dormant tooth buds switched off. Phase I is done. Phase IIa in children with congenital tooth loss is next. If it works, dentures and implants could become obsolete.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
while it is true I am mid at best when it comes to Apex, the real reason for my fall off is if I don't have a moving train to fight on/over it's not worth it
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 Dancing in the moonlight Everybody's feelin' warm and bright 🎶 Donut would be proud of me
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Alien Cat in Space
Alt: Alien Cat in Space (actual fisher)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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sabazinus.bsky.social @sabazinus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ripley from Aliens, learning to use pulse rifle. Text reads, "Ripley's believe it or else" A play on the newspaper feature and TV show Ripley's Believe it or Not.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"feed me I have literally never been fed before and I am starving'
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re “Showing Up To A Job Interview With Iced Coffee”???
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Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for.
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Early Autumn storm bear selfie for your Saturday?
a chubby male looks down at the camera.
he is wearing a red flannel over a black sweater.
His wired headphone cord dances mid like near center frame.
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
gays when they don't drink all weekend
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some days aren't really days and some days you throat gargle the mic in front of oomf and you both get horny in the group chat. cringe, I get it. but only for others who blush playfully behind the mask. for everyone else your store bought discrimination is fine, you keep your points for returning it
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well, I have enough audio book hours and batteries to last through the whole storm 🐐🥴✨ ... yes
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Sorry pal, I shoot from the hip" *bang* *Wilhelm scream from the rafters* "And my aim is terribly convenient"
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ANGEL 🍏 7.5 NOW!!! @ienzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Infinite Ysayle world is NOW so I’m reposting my best ffxiv post
dj iceheart at the club ready to still the hatred within our hearts

YOU’RE LISTENING TO 

wings flapping 

102.3 

Dragon roars

REAL HERETIC FM

swords clashing

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT DRAGONS, DRAGONS AND MORE DRAGONS

shiva heel click, ice shattering

THIS AINT YOUR ARCHBISHOP’S STATION

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing
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Vonzent @vonzent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Medieval theme commission for @bigfatpup.bsky.social Working on them manuscripts ✒️📜 #vonzentart
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Grasshopper Dream Cafe, built from two railway cars in Jeonseon, South Korea.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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SPOOKY Girl_Poss🔞 @girlposs.hyper.wang · 15/09/2026
lezzing it up like crazy
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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need to do unspeakable things to a bear and otter couple
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not me crying on this season of Dimension 20 too ;_;
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I receive: 20$ for dinner u receive: a vaguely enthusiastic selfie
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat send me the fuel, someone tell me to do my stupid little tasks
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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