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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips

@lorgwalrus.bsky.social
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I go by Fisher | 32‽ | he/him | simp for the worthy, recreationally of course | gay ace and an idiot Every priests' favorite scapegoat 🎮 Deadlock ⚡🚲👀🐐 📍RI

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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 8h
I think if I go on a quest to prove the purity of my heart, that should reflect on my credit score.
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 12h
diamond cutters it is
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 14h
gm
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Melody Big Brother Screaming
Alt: Melody from Big Brother season 28 Screaming #bb28
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 12h
yeah? suck my dick about it 🫵🏻😌
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't bite the dick that feeds you or whatever the Bible said
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes I'm the green light red light.
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Krom 🐻🔞 @krom.bsky.social · 18h
How tf do you talk and flirt with normies, chatting with furries seems so much easier. I'm trying to flirt with this dude and he's giving me nothing despite being interested broooooooo
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23h
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Bagel 🔞 (Touch Averse 🚫🖐️) @bagelbuttz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is enough to drive an asexual wild and it's literally 3 c's.
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks.
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Po The Platypus @potheplatypus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Page 7 + 8! Double page upload but how could I break up the pups treat?! Enjoy the ~ p e g g i n g ~
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the only play I want to partake of is at a theater with an intermission.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a thrill build up and a strip down? scandalous 🥴
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that pine cone bush photo and the cutie in the picture before it
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've never looked up to someone I've wanted to have [Redacted] me so
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
assert dominance but if they come back asking about gift ideas for their gf, well...
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stop, my cum machine can operate in only so many ways
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥴 I'm so suddenly in the mood for bags and arm band cuffs
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HI WAIT HELLO I'VE BEEN YAPPING ABOUT THIS BEING A DREAM VEHICLE FOR WHEN I DREAM OF VEHICLE
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rubs, stat!
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
because somewhere along the line we realized it's actually ok to enjoy ourselves and the burn of isolated interest is mutable
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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Comic-style illustration of Saruman and Gandalf from the *Lord of the Rings*
S: Your love for the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
G: Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh… your opinion, man.
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥴🥵🫂
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally
Laura Dern fist raised out of a car window, the bear flag billowing out behind herSome cool rainy weather. Overnight lows in single figures, highs of 15°C to 19°C
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but with thorns and that flappy fire
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one more crown, coming up!
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a party!
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so suddenly very in the mood for red flannel
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Carl, But Gnomepire 🎃 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Internet dial-up noises*
Lisa Simpson lying in bed and staring up at her ceiling.
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro I literaly showed you my flower crown and garden, please fuck me till I cum 🥴
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do I have to email or call ahead for several hugs?
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✌🏻🥵
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
true plant retail folks know everything is combat, there are no green thumbed customers only magicians and their tricksy means and ways that must be plied, pried, and persuaded to reveal their secrets
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh how terrible, you should touch cages about it with an equally horny caged bottom 🥴
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
go into the garden center and ask about their secret menu. they may come forth from the bows and branches with a lil flower you can put behind your ear and feel more pretty and stuff
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Sarix @cagedbe4r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
these rad shapes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_...
en.wikipedia.org
Hidden headlamp - Wikipedia
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the bus phenotype shape is frankly more appealing to me than most other frames when it comes to breeds of cars. that being said the ones that can wink with a headlight speak to something so profound in nature it could shiver a spine
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
several of these have my mind thinking things most pleasuring 🥵
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
scruffy eppy hours
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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s… you know, a knight of the round table... A friend of Authur… a bit of a sword and shield guy… no stranger to Merlin’s tower, if you catch my drift…. he prefers the company of other knights…
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[x] Gags
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Holen of Troy ft. Fish'n'Chips @lorgwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is not sponsored. that being said, would they even if I show hole on main?
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