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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 6h

You can’t do SHIT in your 30s what caused these aches and pains? I didn’t fuckin do anything!!!!

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 9h

I see the codes are vibing again

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 9h

When missy elliot said “if yous a fat one , put your clothes back on, before you start putting holes in my lawn” I was never the same after

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 10h

I have a particular kink that I loathe even the sight of and idk which one of you fuckers likes it but it’s my entire discover page and I’m going to find you

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 10h

I also fuck the furries sorry I should’ve made that clearer

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 10h

Have I been moving consistently? no is it done? No. Do I have a gun? Yes.

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 12h

Hey does any small guy wanna recreate this picture

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 13h

Idk what my body shape is anymore I’ll see a dude that looks huge and have a keg of a gut and be somehow 60lbs lighter than me

Tow Truck Tow Truck Tammy

ALT: Tow Truck Tow Truck Tammy

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 13h

Nobody at work has called me out for opening the top two buttons on all my shirts cause sometimes the outfits just “tits” and it works

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 14h

I just know the next time I’m drunk as fuck they’re gonna find me crying cause my cat is middle aged now

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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 14h

My tits looks huge🙂‍↕️

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 14h

There’s like 3 hours work in this thing I’m putting off and I’d still sooner die

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 14h

I’m not a furry we just share the same kink ecosystem in the same way I’m not a gainer I just tend to fuck them

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 17h

There’s an artist on here who just posts pen and ink and their cross hatching is so straight and clean I’m going to have to block them for pissing me off

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The white balance is fighting for its life

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Shit my bad I forgot about tummy Tuesday good thing I’m fat other days too

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 18h

I can appreciate the people who debate far right misinformation truly the strongest amongst us but all I’ve got in me these days is an “Are you that fucking stupid?” at best and a laugh in their face at worst

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve to put new holes in my belt cause I’m just soooooo skinny (pants keep falling down)

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 19h

We’re getting a raise…..of 75 cent ok cool I’m gonna give you 7.5 seconds to run for wasting my fucking time.

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 21h

I saw a video of someone where they said if you want to not kill yourself blast drunk white girl music on your way to work and I blasted kesha on the way in and I gotta say it worked

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 22h

Walking in a dark country road lit by a full moon going to work this morning it was giving

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Rob Ursidae 🐻 (💚ORCS.DAD💚) @thebearwannabe.com · 17/01/2026

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Maybe I’m a lil too aggressive for those weak liberal sissies

I’m very pro let people enjoy things however if I walk in and it’s wall to wall funko pops……. I’m robbing you before I beat you

I’m not just very horny I am also a fuckin weirdo

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Stop being over there and let me ride it you fat fuck

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Wait I really was four years old and I didn’t like exaggerate that in my mind!?

They’ve arrived, I look thicc and juicy the pay for em and get a used pair offer still stands I guess

Hello man in my inbox who actually can use wordplay to flirt!? I’m thinking early November wedding in 2028.

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I was going off about several people and tbh the language was unprofessional cause my brother popped in and I forgot my boss was in the room until I head “Jesus well say what you really feel about them” so as the Irish say the form is bad™️

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This caused a lot of feelings in 10 year old me tbh

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Not now kitten daddies looking at fat cocks on company time x

I may never go back to underwear I am enjoying slangin it

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Anytime I get unsolicited dick pics I just send the julius caesar thumbs up or down to say whether I’m executing them by lion

Joaquin Phoenix: Gladiator Thumbs Down

ALT: Joaquin Phoenix: Gladiator Thumbs Down

Idk if this is like a niche take but I’m frankly not taking dom talk from someone I can take in a fight. I’m 6 ft tall and 360lbs it’s gonna look like a hate crime when I’m done.

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I need to have some faggoty sex like whatever the step beyond gay sex is

I haven’t slept and I had a 6am start on Monday morning so today’s hater opinion is gay artists taking vintage porn and drawing tattoos on the photos is TIRED

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To regain some sort of autonomy while having to dress corporate goth I will be forgoing underwear for the foreseeable future. Look someone has to be the company whore and the bars in hell.

My job isn’t even bad I’m just being bored to actual tears like what if I just ran away

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I thought I was exempt from the boobs man or ass man debate and then I realised men can have great big fat fuckin titties and a demon awoke inside me

Rubhands Deer

ALT: Rubhands Deer

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Considering I’ve stalled for 3 months weight loss wise it’s abundantly clear my lazy ass is going to have to exercise and hang on I’ve just gotta

Boy Crying and Table Reaction

ALT: Boy Crying and Table Reaction

Dom tops are boring get an evil bottom

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Having an online persona is so funny to me cause the only difference between me irl and online is I can’t deadpan via text so imagine every bit of nonsense I’ve ever said just in a tone like describing the weather

Hate a worship guy tbh I don’t need you to worship me I just wanna break your brain a little just stir it with a whisk

Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Right on my fuckin balls btw