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@lorenmorris.bsky.social
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Swans kinda ruin all birds for me. 📍Boise, ID

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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
cause it's a damn good song
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
irl shrek
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
yes and drive it on the road like it were a car
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Christina Lords @christinalords.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Check out your sample ballots now and make a voting plan!
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/05/2025
I don’t think enough credit is given for how fucked up it would be to a regular citizen in the MCU. Imagine the trauma of losing your wife in a random act of violence. Now imagine the guy that did it was dressed as like a bumblebee
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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two men are holding hands in a room with the words story of my life on the bottom
Alt: two men from the group One Direction in a room with the words story of my life in the center
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
i’m sHAWK TUA hear this
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
lmao
tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: “We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.”

Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirk—also supremely unfuckable—and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.
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Alex Riviere @dangitalex.wtf · 05/05/2025
Just gonna leave this here...
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The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind.
Editor’s Note: previous titles for this article have been added here for posterity.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Turns out co-worker’s “chocolate lab” just some stupid dog.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz 2d
Texan Gina Carano broke barriers in the Star Wars universe: not a princess, not a victim, not some emotionally tortured Jedi. She played a woman who kicked ass & who girls looked up to. She was instrumental in making Star Wars fun again. Of course Disney canceled her. 


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My goal in life is to never do anything that gets Ted Cruz to come to my
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SK Total Landscaping @Scoarr. 2d All you have to do is marry him.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ben Franklin on inoculation, after his son died from smallpox. “In 1736, I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation”.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/05/2025
Costco cashier watching us try to buy a single pack of bagels
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren yelling MORE
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@jessicahische.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
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From the mildlyinteresting community on Reddit: My mayo came out as a perfectly calligraphed "L"
Explore this post and more from the mildlyinteresting community
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/05/2025
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
subtweet. (i agree!)
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Adam Sass @theadamsass.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Albert in the Birdcage saying “Try more Bannon and Rufo guest spots”
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
sir, what shall we call this sweet yellow tropical fruit??? **looks up** *looks at hand*
pine tree hand holding red apple
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
imagine shooting this seven times and this was the best take
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
they should bring them back. same can. no changes
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
my favorite fun fact is fandom was started and run by jimmy wales. jimmy: what if wikipedia, but bad
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
garbage co
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
can i get an invite
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
simpsons character pressing button labeled “cringe”
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Easy to be flippant, but Trump going on the record to tell the media he is not in control of his govt and is being misinformed by advisors. Someone else is running the country.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A white fluffy dog who has been in the mud has its fur plastered to its legs covered in mud, but above that is still clean and white and fluffy. The caption says “"are you wearing the-"
"the Chanel boots? yeah I am"
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
washingtonmonthly.com/2025/04/23/d...
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
is there a new SAW movie coming out…
Text message form unknown number: We are about to shock Susan Collins.
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Ron Cacace @rawnzilla.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's a normal name.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter I guess
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 20/04/2025
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Good to hear. We’re going in the fall. Looking forward to it.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sick people
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
what did you think of the update?
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
weak
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
again?
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
buffalo wilds wings but corn on the cob
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I know some are worried about ageism when people like Chuck Schumer are criticized. But it's not that he's old, it's that he's playing by a rulebook that doesn't exist anymore. When he chides a host on The View saying "not all Republicans" he's in a world the rest of us don't recognize as reality.
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
two legged walker 🐐
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
one of the most important moments in television
Two stills from the television show Review showing the host sitting in a dinner booth. In the first he is smiling and looking well with the table covered in plates of pancakes before him.In this picture most of the pancakes are eaten and the host is sobbing and looking in distress
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
new album?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
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loren @lorenmorris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
this show makes me despise technology, but an episode like this comes around to show you its beauty
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