Sign in

Jason

@longwall26.bsky.social
13K followers 573 following 506 posts

Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist www.jasonphilipmiller.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Jason
Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm increasingly frustrated that people who are anti-AI aren't being taken seriously, and taking a page out of my thoughts on why the anti-trans backlash got as far as it did I'm starting to think the anti-AI side isn't extreme enough.
481812323
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 06/10/2026
More @mst3kofficial.bsky.social is coming on Friday and we're so excited we could sing! Pre-order the NEW episodes today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
644972
Reposted by Jason
Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
2506397905
Reposted by Jason
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/10/2026
i don’t really give a shit about straining to interpret trump’s meandering, word salad horseshit, he’s the president of the united states, if he’s being misinterpreted, that’s his problem
371663203
Reposted by Jason
Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
382879564
Reposted by Jason
Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s
841598238
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 02/10/2026
This is the weirdest movie that's (kind of????) about making movies that we've ever seen! Enjoy The Angry Breed, new RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/the-angry-br...
rifftrax.com
The Angry Breed
Johnny is your typical Vietnam vet/aspiring screenwriter going about his day when he spots some Nazi bikers attacking a young woman on the beach. He saves her and does the natural next step: he moves
29619
Reposted by Jason
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
212041381
Reposted by Jason
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m glad the USA built up the hugest, most destructive military apparatus in the history of the world so that this pathetic creep can use it to act out his deep psychosexual issues
1866093
Reposted by Jason
Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another neighbor foster will be at @pawschicago.bsky.social in the next few days, this tiny kitten is extra small, looks like Halloween and her name is Cappuccino. If you're in Chicago and looking for a tiny pal please keep an eye on their website
All four pictures are of a tiny kitten with orange and black patchy coloring, she is very small and looks a bit like a cute alien
1332357
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 30/09/2026
Just a little over ONE WEEK until the first RiffTrax Experiment hits RiffTrax dot com! You can pre-order them all right now: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
rifftrax.com
MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments (Digital Bundle) [PRE-ORDER]
Thank you to the more than 22,000 Kickstarter backers for making these episodes possible. Click here to see their names, so you can thank them, too! Now (pre) available for the first time—all four
211733
Reposted by Jason
Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
343176504
Reposted by Jason
Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org
The Haunter: Sam the Spectator, #1
2018 B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree2019 IAN Book of the Year FinalistA teen goth attempts to use her secret ghost-seeing powers to save her town from a restless spirit in the first book of the Sam the Spe...
22911
Reposted by Jason
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
252248815816
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Logging on to correct your joke
0160
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 25/09/2026
The poster art for our new riff was made by @mkupperman.bsky.social - you can just feel the island zombie vibes! www.rifftrax.com/island-of-th...
2729
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 25/09/2026
It's more Italian zombie trash, but this time it's from the far off year of 2007! Set sail for the Island of the Living Dead. New RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/island-of-th...
6958
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 24/09/2026
So close you can almost smell it! The RiffTrax Experiments are coming in just a few weeks and you can pre-order the episodes right now: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
211110
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 23/09/2026
There's lots of cool things about our streaming service, but something EXTRA cool about it is we didn't secretly change our user agreement to inject ads into your stream no matter how much you pay. Plus ours has more Joe Estevez than any other streamer! www.rifftrax.com/friends
rifftrax.com
Subscribe
1620759
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 22/09/2026
Head back to the Satellite of Love with Mike and The Bots on October 9th! Pre-order the new episodes today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
213627
Reposted by Jason
Conor Lastowka @conorlastowka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am a 45 year old comedy writer with no children, to act like I wouldn't recognize Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries is deeply insulting
1305
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 16/09/2026
The RiffTrax Experiments are coming from the theater to your home! Pre-order four new episodes of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
517636
Reposted by Jason
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
97162433243
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 17/09/2026
October 9th can't get here fast enough!
4787
Reposted by Jason
mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 14/09/2026
Please help/share if you can.
gofundme.com
Donate to Loki's Emergency Vet Care, organized by Charlie Bukowski
Loki, my cat, is having a medical emergency with his bladder, and I need help getting him … Charlie Bukowski needs your support for Loki's Emergency Vet Care
15353
Reposted by Jason
leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning
730664
Reposted by Jason
caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
4379801425
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We might have accidentally introduced a new generation to Neil Sedaka
150
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice
120
Reposted by Jason
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The positive reaction to our MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments premiere has been amazing. I went to the encore yesterday and saw a guy I hadn't seen in 10 years, with his family. He said he'd never seen his 10yo son laugh so hard at anything, and his 13yo daughter did an actual spit take. Hell yeah.
813312
Reposted by Jason
leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I love that the beach and the ocean are right next to each other - it works out perfectly
751283
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 14/09/2026
Our latest riff just might have broken Mike. Watch the guys run through just a little bit of the insanity that is "In the Claws of the CIA". www.rifftrax.com/in-the-claws...
38712
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You also! Glad you enjoyed the show! Thank you for checking it out
010
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 14/09/2026
A HUGE thanks to all the MSTies and Traxians who saw Sting of Death in theaters! Your support means the world to us. If you couldn't go, don't worry! The RiffTrax Experiments are coming to our website next month. www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
1727764
Reposted by Jason
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do not need to see any more posts from coders who have given themselves AI psychosis. I'm all set on that and you can stop quoting and screenshotting them. Thanks
011311
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 12/09/2026
Call up the cheese factory: MST3K is back in theaters one more time! See Sting of Death on the big screen. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
717027
Reposted by Jason
Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 12/09/2026
Hey @conorlastowka.bsky.social @seanthomason.bsky.social @longwall26.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social I have no idea who contributed what riff, but collectively the Sting of Death epiaode might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Bravo.
1112
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 11/09/2026
This movie finally drove Mike insane. Beware: enjoy! In the Claws of the CIA is now on RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/in-the-claws...
rifftrax.com
In the Claws of the CIA
We’ve dealt with plenty of incomprehensible plots over the years. But here, at last, with In the Claws of the CIA, we have a film with logic so broken it finally drove Mike Nelson insane. Please
810619
Reposted by Jason
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who came out to see our new episode of MST3K on Wednesday! Hope you liked it. There’s one more chance to see it in movie theaters on Sunday, aka two days from now. Info at same link below. Please support aging puppets (us)!
2932844
Reposted by Jason
Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
150107971821
Reposted by Jason
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
85110682848
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you, Faith!!
110
Reposted by Jason
faithstake.bsky.social @faithstake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s finally here!! MST3k The @rifftrax.com Experiments: Sting of Death has arrived and here is my reaction! youtu.be/SnjPHFztrKM
youtu.be
MST3k The RiffTrax Experiments Sting of Death Reaction
YouTube video by Faith's Take
131
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not gonna lie, pretty dang proud of this
A credit screen from Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments reading “Written By Conor Lastowka (Senior Writer), Sean Thomason (Senior Writer), Jason Miller, and Zachary Shatzer.”
101887
Reposted by Jason
Angry Algonquin @angryalgonquin.com · 10/09/2026
We saw "MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments – Sting of Death" last night. My cheeks still hurt from laughing. THEY'RE BAAACCKKKK.....and there's still time to get tickets! @rifftrax.com @mst3k.fan @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social
283
Reposted by Jason
hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t get out much, but I absolutely got out for this. Thank you @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social #mst3k #stingofdeath #oliveloaf
View from inside a dark movie theater. On the screen is a title card with text and a still from the movie “Space Mutiny”
1215
Reposted by Jason
RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 10/09/2026
Thank you so much to everyone who came out to celebrate the premiere of The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters! We'll be back on the big screen one more time, this Sunday (A.D), September 13th! Do the jellyfish AND get tickets: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
916026