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Chuck (flightless)

@mrcott.bsky.social
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2 years older than LeBron James and it shows Improvisedradio.com for my voice

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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 10h
Another neighbor foster will be at @pawschicago.bsky.social in the next few days, this tiny kitten is extra small, looks like Halloween and her name is Cappuccino. If you're in Chicago and looking for a tiny pal please keep an eye on their website
All four pictures are of a tiny kitten with orange and black patchy coloring, she is very small and looks a bit like a cute alien
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14h
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21h
Remember the plum thing? like that but with ice cream. What I'm saying is I ate all the ice cream. sorry
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21h
What if we're all actually hairless bigfoots [My doctor steps back, narrowing his eyes in suspicion] who told you
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was an *entire show* where everyone was an actor except for one guy who was the nicest guy they could find. They lied to him for weeks! Kristen Wiig was on it before she was on SNL!
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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @bvigeant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cat mode is one of the most difficult in pinball
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pope shaking a man's hand and saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov can we get an official review on those biometric laws please
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since stealing your face to put into a commercial seems tantamount to faking an endorsement (since you've not been paid or are employed as an actor) I'm really going to need someone to explain how this is NOT incredibly illegal from seventeen different directions
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Rugby Respecter @whatmcgives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S-tier meme just dropped
Chicago Pope saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman vs. Jason vs. Freddy
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: You're in Vice City and this guy's mission is absolutely going to wreck your shit
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend and I passed a text file over our extremely limited keyboarding lab LAN called config.txt. The kids will always recreate chat from first principles
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading this article and then looking up at the moon as it turns into a big glowing drumstick
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Just go ahead and accept that your kids are going to be stupid enough to never learn their address" is the same argument as not worrying about lead paint
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Underrated unique Chicago food
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So aside from all the reasons this is stupid, there are like seven million vibe coded ESP32 projects that you can make for twenty dollars that will fail to impress you in all the same ways
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Walking past the cops and trying to act super normal as you exit the closing 4AM bar
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UPDATE: I've combined Tilly Norwood with the digital fruit fly brain. What remains cannot stop asking for bananas. The sum of their parts is experiencing a new and terrible agony
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On tour now! 9.24 Milwaukee 9.25 Milwaukee <120 tkts left! 9.27 Madison 10.1 Minneapolis 10.2 Minneapolis <90 tkts left! TMBG.com for detes+seats!
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DIG through tomatoes and TOSS the potatoes and SLAM a half a package of OREOS
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UPDATE: I've combined Tilly Norwood with the digital fruit fly brain. What remains cannot stop asking for bananas. The sum of their parts is experiencing a new and terrible agony
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fearless fly cartoon character
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madopal @madopal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of Ming's operators from 1980's Flash Gordon
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tfw the solar eclipse hits so hard that your ears collapse
A snap exec wearing a suit and the Snap glasses, looking up at the sky as if he is compelled to stare at the sun
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"They shouldn't look like normal glasses" oh! Really! Well then mission accomplished I guess
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this picture $2,195 for an influencer to look like THIS
thetimes.com
Evan Spiegel interview: Smart glasses shouldn’t look like normal glasses
The Snap co-founder’s $2,195 smart glasses merge the digital and physical. This innovation could transform daily interactions and computing
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just wanted to come back to this and say it's disgusting and everyone involved should be absolutely ashamed of themselves
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
News today: The price of diesel is ORB The stock market is trending ORB Another recall due to ORB Election polls are looking very ORB The weather around the county: ORB
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had to read this out loud for my wife. Okay I didn't have to but I wanted to
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OpenAI and Microsoft admitted LLMs are predatory tech built on “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions,” and the “largest theft of labor in human history.” An internal Microsoft document said AI has created a “doom loop” that is killing “the entire web.” www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
404media.co
‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[trying to end a friendship] do you want to try a chicken oreo
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine being so culturally impactful that you get to meet a legendary film genius like Vin Diesel
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I talked with him, he said I'm doing fine. He also invented a time machine which I don't remember doing
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sorry, this was the best movie analogy we could afford
'Birdnado incoming' in Newburyport
"When enough swallows show up at once, migration starts looking a lot like
'Twister'... the original... not the remake."
Video shared by federal authorities shows thousands of tree swallows flying over Parker River
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have very little wrestling knowledge but this is one of the best things I've ever seen
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Consider: Bruce Springsteen doing a slow version of Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is not a real person. He is an unfortunate self-portrait drawn by a student in a sixth grade art class
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn. Alt-text on this one sniped me from two panels away
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm in LA for one day so I decided to visit Jack Benny's radio star on the walk of fame! Sadly it appears the 5¢ Per Minute coin slot is broken, so I had to move on
Jack Benny's star on the walk of fame
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Flight attendant disabled to my call button because apparently I'm not allowed to even *ASK* if I can give the plane a little kiss
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I believe with my whole heart that the Internet should come together and make sure this belongs to @funkelly.bsky.social
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't usually do this but right now Thomas Lennon is auctioning off one of his Reno 911 Dangle outfits for the Alzheimer's Association and I want someone to have the ultimate Halloween costume so badly e.givesmart.com/events/JiZ/i...
The shorts, shirt, sneakers and very ornate boots of Lt. Dangle
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got into an AI conversation earlier and I deleted all of it because you know what, I just don't really want to get into the habit of having AI conversations
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The guy who was working in a lab late one night and saw the monster mash has sadly succumbed to his bite wounds. Thank you for all your support
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think this probably cements Nicolas Cage as the most relatable actor in hollywood, mostly because he has the most normal-dude bad luck *ever*
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The new Strange New Worlds is kind of a misstep with it being a goofy episode following a goofy episode, I think. But casting Deidre Hall as basically the avatar for all Soap Operas and then making her *actually* the ship's counselor is kind of beautiful. And Rhys Darby is always welcome
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