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Pronounced with an UMPTY. The guy who paints the things you like.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Sandy Netherton @sandynetherton.bsky.social · 17h
Donald is such a liar. The name fits.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 7h
“Former British banker and whistleblower Simon Andriesz, who outed Howard Lutnick’s links to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has died by suicide.”
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Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 1h
This out of touch fucker thinks the "real world" consists of dinner parties, board meetings, and fundraisers.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10h
Proof the wealthy continue to live in a world completely disconnected from reality. We need to dust off “volcano sacrifices” again and take the risk of angering a god or two instead.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 7h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 7h
BREAKING: Trump announces he will withhold federal funding from Ohio if they vote blue in November… Isn’t EXTORTION, a typical mob tactic?! RICO. CHARGES. FORTHCOMING. 😎✨
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Longer. Since the dawn of the internet bulletin boards.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
HASSETT: If people were unhappy, it'd show up in the data TAPPER: It seems to be showing up in the data, just not the data you're looking at
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 10h
Dope!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11h
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 13h
Ai.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 14h
The sense of speed in 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗿 just looks so impressive. Star Wars Burnout really does feel like the best comparison. It launches in two days!
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 23h
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23h
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23h
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, the president leaked Tom Cotton's cell phone number, but you should not sign Tom Cotton up for Act Blue donation requests or testosterone pill scams or other things like that, because that would be very funny.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cliff Cash is just the best. I love his humorous, fiery attitude toward all of these MAGA fuckwits.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Juj @jujoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Man city have done nothing wrong then why would they UAE need to threaten the UK with removal of investment
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/10/2026
all trump does is loot and destroy
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The reason they’re ripping us high command apart is every multiple star officer can see bullshit for what it is
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shaun Of The Dead: Yeah, boy-eee!
ALT: Shaun Of The Dead: Yeah, boy-eee!
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Hegseth immediately hires Newt Gingrich (fatty), Palmer Luckey (beardo), and Elon Musk (weirdo) to run his new warfighter program.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Ottawa Kitchen party #SeaShanties Enjoy! 🥰 Credit to bytownseashanty
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This reminds me of the story of a town council meeting where people all complained that the new 5g towers were making them sick. The Rep from the cell company got up from his seat at the end of the statements, and went to the mic. "We haven't turned them on yet." The meeting ended there.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thats as baller as eating diamonds.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thats a whoooole Lotta people that blindly answer land-lines.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this reads like one of those Nigerian prince scam emails, it’s because it’s exactly like one of those Nigerian prince scam emails
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everett never misses
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Deus Ex Adam Jensen
Alt: Deus Ex Adam Jensen sliding glasses.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The House and Senate needs to submit STAND ALONE BILLS. None of this bullshit that sneaks in other bills that they KNOW would never pass if it was a STAND ALONE BILL.
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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik: Note the Lack of Surprise
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik: Note the Lack of Surprise
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So does the GOP force all of its candidates to prove they’ve physically and/or sexually assaulted a woman before they can run as a Republican? Sorta like a gang initiation?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
Gross. How much creepy behavior does Patel have to get caught in before he gets booted?
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Kash Patel Caught With Suspected Double Agent at Alina Habba’s Wedding
The FBI director was spotted in a photo with an FBI informant suspected of being a double agent.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scoop: Podcaster Benny Johnson is being sued for defamation over his ICE ride-along videos calling protesters "terrorists." www.ms.now/news/benny-j...
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MAGA podcaster Benny Johnson sued for defamation over ICE ride-along videos calling protesters ‘terrorists’
Johnson accompanied top DHS officials last year to an ICE protest, where he pointed out “left-wing terrorists” for his millions of followers across social media.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@gamersnexus.bsky.social but... number goes up!
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled for the first time that a Flock search was unconstitutional and violated a woman's Fourth Amendment rights. Oklahoma cop pulled over a woman and searched her in Flock "because he saw her license plate was from California" www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've ever taken an art history class, you know that professors can spend an entire lecture deconstructing one famous painting. They'll do that someday with this photo. The smug look on Schmitt's face. Kennedy's helpful hand. And best of all, the aide -- face hidden, torso with red tie exposed.
February 3, 2024

J.P. Cooney: Hey man. Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack? J.P. Cooney: Damn. Thank you for saving- but we are good. Ask Harbach. Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.

February 2, 2024

Fani Willis acknowledges personal AILA RENA
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