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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 7h
164 Bucky, who loves to play with sticks. Commission for a bear chat friend, acrylic marker on 4x4" canvas. #aviarts
An acrylic marker painting of a brown bear holding a stick between his paws. He is partially submerged in water, which is depicted with stylized waves.
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 6h
Going live now with our co-op playthrough of BG1, the OGBG. Join in for sewer spelunking, and whatever random dinguses try to murder us for no reason this week www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 9h
US government just making snuff films now
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 13h
Hell yeah foraging
Bunch of elm oyster mushrooms on a scale; weight is 550g
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 17h
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
32 Chunk, a survivor. #katmai
A large male brown bear with a broken jaw, sitting in a river. He also has a faint diagonal scar across his snout. He has a concerned-looking brow.
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Winter Talespinner @talespinner.stream · 08/10/2026
Not my best work, but I hadn't seen anyone else do it yet, and it needed to be done.
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 07/10/2026
Wikipedia snippet: A fish ladder, also known as a pescalator,
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's that time of year! The polar bear tundra buggy cam has begun :)
A polar bear walking through tundra brush. The ground is covered in some kind of bright yellow lichen or something like that, creating a dramatic effect.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not even amazon finds me interesting 😂
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you seen the news about Andrew Tate, eels, and horses, and wondered, "WTF, man?" Well, friends...I'm here to tell you: it's not new. In medieval & early modern England, horse sellers practiced feaguing: inserting a live eel into the horse's rectum to get the animal to act more lively. 🗃️🧪
Meme. Still from the movie "El Dorado" with a very surprised looking grey horse standing next to a man with long blond hair. The man's arms are crossed, and his head is tilted as if he's looking down. His eyes are not, though. They are cutting towards the horse to gauge its reaction. The horse's jaw is dropped, and its eyes are wide like victorious marbles. The man and the horse are standing in a window or doorway, with heavy red drapes. Behind them, the sun seems to be setting over green hills. It is also setting over the horse's innocence.

An alternative reading of the scene might suggest that the horse isn't surprised at all, but rather is singing lustily. The man, rather than having just delivered bad news, is waiting to come in. The curtains suggest a stage, and the two of them are are singing a duet to an enraptured audience; perhaps "I Got You, Babe" or "Islands in the Stream."

Meme text reads:
"When you explain feaguing
to your trusted steed"
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CarolineBletsis @carolinelb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lurch - first bear I learnt to identify on the bear cams. www.etsy.com/uk/listing/5...
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Print - Lurch, A Very Fine Bear - Etsy UK
This Digital Prints item by PrettyFlamingo has 20 favourites from Etsy shoppers. Dispatched from United Kingdom. Listed on 07 Oct, 2026
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Faerûn fang gang is causing problems on purpose tonight! Hopefully not for ourselves! #ShadowheartWasDelicious www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GOUT COP! In color! (Uh, I mean, in paperback!) GOUT COP! tinyurl.com/yvytf2u6
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops) youtu.be/6X_M_w3Nibg?...
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Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops)
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I feel about this news:
The Tiger poem by Nael, age 6. The Tiger / He destroyed his cage / Yes / YES / The tiger is out
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Anonymous Wendigo @anonymous-wendigo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Living during this hyper conservative era in humanity can be overwhelming sometimes. Time to write letters to politicians to express my disgust with this
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 06/10/2026
People in Ithaca sent a message to those who would normalize sexual assault on campus, paying a visit to Cornell’s main administrative building, Day Hall, which houses the office of the university president. If graffiti didn't change anything, it would be legal. crimethinc.com/KillPower
Day Hall at Cornell University vandalized early Monday morning, October 5, 2026, with graffiti reading "Smash the patriarchy" and "At Cornell, rapists are protected, protestors are expelled."
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
where are you sitting?
meme of airplane seats that says TEN HOUR FLIGHT? WHERE ARE YOU SITTING? seat 1 has portork the flying butt next to it. seat 2 is next to lesbian jet ski. seat 3 is next to handsome living corn. seat 4 is next to living tide pod. seat five is next to space raptor captain orion. seat 6 is between bigfoot pilot and lesbian librarian ice cream cone. seat 7 is next to linear time and unicorn them fatale. seat 8 is next to bisexual mothman mailman and lesbian mac and chees lawyer. seat 9 is between snabe and harriet porber. seat 10 is next to lesbian hot dog but in the corner is bisexual erasure
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RAGS @writing-in-rags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think every astarion fan thinks they are the One True Astarion understander and I think it would be cool if we could all just be like “hey man, you can interpret a text a lot of different ways.”
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
this is just what birds looked like 600 years ago
A medieval drawing of a red bird covered in eyes
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He is still a Grazer, it's true...
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 05/10/2026
Spotted between Naknek and King Salmon, on my way out of Bristol Bay today 🐻
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's funny to imagine Dracula's epistolary format as modern day social media, all vagueposts and callouts and Dracula employing predatory therapy speak, etc
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The face melting scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark... I was 5 I think? Maybe 6
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
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Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To expand on this: Bigotry isn't a result of an innocent misunderstanding, or not having all the facts. It's not a choice made rationally, defeated with a rational argument. Bigotry is a self-protective, foundational belief used to help make the world make sense to them. Debate won't change that.
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are BIG WALKING again tonight with @sidequesthero.bsky.social @superduperjeff.com AND MORE! How far will we walk? How much time will I spend sitting in the dark on a ski lift? Tune in and find out! :D www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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The Big Walk Dance
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really hoping for a reprieve from Situations this week so I can get back to drawing and knitting instead of rocking gently back and forth in bed like this:
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
903 is pretty chill as well! Well. Except for a little butt biting. :V But even Otis bit butts!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a ton of video games out now where you have a job, job simulator games are huge right now, but there are none where the entire game is *you quitting a job* Imagine a game where the entire game is you quitting jobs of various kinds as dramatically and messily as possible. Last day simulator
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Virgo: Don’t obsess over the past. Save your energy to prepare for an even worse future
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my 'retirement plan' is either death or prison 🫠
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you have ever peered with curiosity at my work then for BANNED BOOK WEEK it is the perfect time to try some tingleverse horror or erotica. i am in strange position where my books have not been banned, but the texas library association banned me AS A PERSON so i guess the catalog is fair game
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izzylegs @izzylegs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine being a highly successful video game company and releasing a slew of acclaimed games in just one year, one of them is arguably Game of the Year, and then you resort to AI instead of using all that money to hire more talented people. Pathetic and disappointing.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We gotta start redacting people lol
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nooooooooooooooooooooooo ;_:
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tonight begins attempt #3 of my evil Astarion honour mode! I need all the moral support I can get so come on in! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Astarion BG3: Sparkle On, Its Feeding Time!
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, my c-section scar and I hate it. 15 years later.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let us be witches and crones, goddamnit! I want to see wrinkles! I want to see pores! I want us to not have to chase youth until we die! Ahhhhhhh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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