Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 842590520
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6548191129
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Yes, I told you to attack the ship because it contained components for a nuclear weapons program. It does not. This was a mistake on my part. You are completely right, and I apologize for the error. I did not intend for World War III to start. Thank you for catching that.” 59219
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167584233
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Our nod to the Owl Nebula. 🙏 'Nebula Owl' looks through time and space to reflect the beauty of the universe and each of you. An owl gazes through the dark, A silent watcher, a cosmic spark. In the vast expanse, it stands alone, A quiet sentinel, a wise old crone. #owl #space #sciart 11611144
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.” 29613
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Matt Simon @crawlycreepy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The xenomorph in Alien (1979). She is doing so well: feeding herself, growing, maturing, the perfect organism, her structural perfection matched only by her hostility; a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. And then Ripley just blows her ass out into space. 47712
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893711009
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/08/2026Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo... 622634538
lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵 @lonewytch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi, I'm silent pneumonia lurking in the right lung, hiding myself until sepsis develops and my human loses touch with reality due to severe delirium and has to be hospitslised 😄 Hey, I'm also a rip current in the North Sea 😆 000
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026 2780941815
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026#InternationalCatDay: a marvellous Egyptian faience ring depicting a #cat and her kittens. 🐈 The ring is probably related to Bastet, the feline goddess of fertility and protection. 📷 Metropolitan Museum of Art 9822246
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A little bear figurine carved from amber some 6,000 years ago! 🐻❤️ Named ‘Słupcio’ (‘little guy from Słupsk’) through a children’s naming competition! A hole through its torso suggests it was worn or suspended from a cord, perhaps as a hunting amulet. 📷 National Museum in Szczecin #Archaeology 22877193
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026ok reasonable 399158192043
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/07/2026too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier. 3624133
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Me, a casual soccer liker, in the 97th minute: Arrest all FIFA referees and bomb Argentina 221671265
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c 153816842
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Crumplings 🐌 @crumplings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hi again #PortfolioDay :) I'm a sculptor in Scotland working mostly with paper mache. I make adorable mysterious gremlin figures and all sorts of otherworldly little critters! 312624
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh. 1773930793
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 10/07/2026🖼️ Mike Hill 011729
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵David Attewell @davidattewell6.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Facing scandal, Farage resigns as MP - triggering a by-election to renew his mandate. But opposing parties refuse to stand. Enter Count Binface: -A vessel to unite anti-Farage voters, from Greens to Cons. -Denies Farage a symbolic victory no matter what; humiliating if close, meaningless if not. 213237
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Reality Snapped 📸 | Print Shop Open! @realitysnapped.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Thank you for the artshare and happy birthday! ✨ 🎊 🎁 My name is Anna, and I photograph little guys I make out of polymer clay and other materials. ✨ Website: realitysnapped.myshopify.com 5234
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026SJÄMSÅRA 2544621112
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂 26191393207
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Maybe it was the whole primitive, hateful idea of the feminine as dark, blind, weak, and evil that I saw shaking itself to pieces, imploding, crumbling into wreckage on a desert ground. And I rejoiced to see it fall. I still do. 09338
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I specifically requested no more metaphors 10373981653
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Listen in on scientists finding (and falling for) a new species of octopus now called Microeledone galapagensis. Read more here www.scientificamerican.com/article/tiny... 281352503
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This is. And thou art. There is no safety. There is no end. The word must be heard in silence. There must be darkness to see the stars. The dance is always danced above the hollow place, above the terrible abyss. 08621
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars. 1291112
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I cannot stress this strongly enough: Support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. They need us, and more importantly, we need them. 191400347
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me: 14595801356
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/04/2026You speak of him 136574
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has 12383643398
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Witness the mesmerizing murmuration of starlings in Italy, a stunning display of nature's coordination and beauty as they dance through the sky in unison. 25585201752
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on. 308159424729
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 18/04/2026“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” 315130
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 15/04/2026When you feel imposter syndrome sneaking up on you, just remember that JD Vance lectured the Pope on theology. 261743437
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Baptized and confirmed as an Episcopalian, raised as an atheist, identify as a pagan—and ready to follow Pope Leo into battle… 1226025
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Is Donald Trump the Literal Antichrist? An Objective Inquiry In this essay, based on my regrettably excessive familiarity with the Left Behind books, I will... 🧵 1 / 666 1230741
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/05/2025catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke 193425412
Reposted by lonewytch 👽🧚♀️👻🛸🎶🩵Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"??? 101184933379