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Equestrian, Roboticist, studying to be a Patent Agent

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
Exactly this. And in fact, many models *have* been created this way, and decades of prior machine learning systems *were* created this way, consensually. These things are choices! People are STILL working this way! It’s not just that a better world is possible — it already EXISTS. We can nurture it.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Lone @lonefire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My foster baby, Peanut
Tortiseshell kitten with an orange collar lying twisted with her belly up as only a cat can on a grey bath mat. She is hoping for both play and pats.
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Lone @lonefire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the US it's the Order of the Engineer, but they only give us aluminum rings (they do tell us the story of the Canadian bridge rings though).
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Identify as a republican and then see how far I can get making every answer about abolishing the British monarchy.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know as a personal injury lawyer to me everything looks like we a problem that could be solved by a more powerful tort law system but my god would this be solved by a more powerful tort law system.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Brossentia/Digby @ Home @brossentia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We should honestly just make some sort of ethical AI certification. It'd be fairly simple: - No LLMs - Any used data is either gathered by their own research or acquired with informed consent - Not something a human can reasonably do Medical field has plenty of AI research that fits these criteria
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
okay I published a blog all about it! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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SBDValley @sbdvalley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm joining the war on AI on the side of Rokos Basilisk.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man with a beard sits in the left corner, agitated, stating "Bill Gates put microchips in me! Hundreds of ‘em!" A man wearing glasses swiftly turns towards him, asking "really? What year? Do they have onboard memory? Where are you sleeping tonight?" The caption below the comic reads "The RAM shortage takes a dark turn."
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly, as a sometimes tort defense lawyer, I would suggest less public comments about your prior knowledge of your own products' dangerousness.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
grifting so hard you are the only person ever banned from kalshi? absolutely nobody does it like George Santos
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm at an mcr stadium show as they sing welcome to the black parade under a lunar eclipse. 15 year old me is retroactively having an aneurysm.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
[King of the Hill meme. Top panel: Bobby Hill holds a piece of paper against a classroom window. The paper reads "Dolly Parton died". Bottom panel: Principal Moss, looking through the window at several children inside who are crying: "Because of Dolly, those kids can read, and they are very upset"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/08/2026
Moose Allain ⚇ (@MooseAllain) on twitter: "Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working."
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
of the many things to love about Tim Curry and Dolly Parton, here's one: It's as if every time they heard someone say, "you're going too big," they went BIGGER. Big presence, big hair, big charisma, big everything. Pouring one out for two artists who just WENT FOR IT and never apologized for that.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Be the person Dolly Parton would’ve wanted you to be: yourself.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 25/08/2026
Do you ever just look over at the cat bed next to you like ... what....... what is this
a tangle ?? of cat odds and ends, in a round grey cat bed clamped to a faux-wood desk. it is black, but individual cat parts cannot really be distinguished. i think the tail is closest to the viewer.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/08/2026
"People dramatically underestimate what thousands of organized humans can accomplish when they are adequately fed, aggressively supervised, and denied alternative career paths."
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Notes from a Tired Egyptian Guy Whose Job Is Explaining That Humans Built the Pyramids
A traveler asked: “How could ancient people possibly understand mathematics?” Excellent question. We accidentally invented geometry while trying to avoid car...
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Men! Work on your PLUMAGE. Your DANCE MOVES. Your SINGING. Build her a HOUSE. Full of nice SHINY STUFF. Bring her a freshly killed dead MOUSE!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/02/2025
ouroborosorder posts on tumblr: "oh so when the final boss's phase transitions, gamers love it, but when l, a trans woman,"
moeblo replies: "I support every trans woman's right to have their health bar dramatically refill accompanied by flashy VFX and the name above the hp bar changing."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/02/2025
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holyunholy: "glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange"

thyrell: "im a welder and this let me tell you this does not go away if youre around a lot of hot metal its actually worse"
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A King County Superior Court judge in Washington state has found that Kalshi’s trick of calling itself a “prediction market” doesn’t make it not gambling under the Washington Gambling Act, and has therefore ordered Kalshi to stop almost all activity within the state. Read more here:
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Judge orders Kalshi cease numerous Washington operations | Washington State
A King County Superior Court judge issued a final order requiring KalshiEX (Kalshi) to cease many of its Washington operations after finding that Kalshi likely violated the Washington Gambling Act and...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
Mike Sheward (@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange) on Mastodon: "unfortunately last night our AI model escaped its sandbox and gained access to a JIRA server, at which point it felt it best to return to it's sandbox"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We are sold out of gay frug plushies. I repeat, we are sold out of gay frog plushies.
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The Onion’s InfoWars Site Is Selling Plushies That Are Turning the Frickin’ Frogs Gay
None of these words are in the Bible.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/08/2026
I don't want to sound reactionary or hysterical but I preferred food when it wasn't poisoning us
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY.
This image shows a computer desktop with various folders and pop-ups. A large pop-up warns against subscribing to The Onion, with a message from InfoWars about The Onion Membership. Another smaller pop-up suggests The Onion will make you gay. And that's true. It will.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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@AuthorMsBev @authormsbev.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And in Trekkie News … www.wlns.com/news/nationa...
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Decades after it was lost, original ‘Star Trek’ USS Enterprise model found and restored
It’s not every day a piece of science fiction history is discovered, but that’s exactly what happened with the original 33-inch USS Enterprise model from “Star Trek: The Original …
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/07/2026
number1mongrel on TikTok:
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"

[Abbott and Costello doing "Who's on First?"]
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Gregory Ellwood @gregoryellwood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In case you missed, Hadestown overperformed Sunday and earned $10.2 million in actuals
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. Lazer Tag is on your left, after the arcade.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As a historian of smallpox vaccination who collects vaccination ephemera, this is quite literally something I sometimes have nightmares about
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have committed war crimes and must do penance (the cats were not given wet food until 11pm)
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