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Lockhrin!

@lockhrin.bsky.social
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He/Him, 30, world champion at being sleepy

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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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Perfect Alexander's Fujoshi Cuck @brutejussy.etheirys.social · 07/10/2026
wyd when the genital gang runs it down your lane
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ah you caught me balancing on my baull!
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cartoon drawing of a quadrupedal dog bounding in front of the viewer, titled "The Longest Dog Available." The dog says "It's just me right now. Mr. '12 Meters' is taking his 15."
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 07/10/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
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u/hobblingcontractor
I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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Dazure @neoncomet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so foggy outside you can barely see ahead but piercing through the mist I witnessed a contender for best car sticker of all time
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Solomon true for the Deadlock community (Probably one of the best drawover edits I’ve done)
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 06/10/2026
Marcus clip hit the tl
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembering when trump got covid and it felt like this for a day on twitter
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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abnormal moisture beast @ribbon.dog · 06/10/2026
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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🍫Ponca & Frico🍫 @frico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The existential need of a Kobold to be held by a world destroying Behemoth is so ingrained in every fiber of my being, like seriously why is this not IRL OML. Was a very productive long weekend, drew lots and got out with some decent dragons for my skill level, jolly good show!
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mark "posts garf" postgarf @postgarf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 18/06/2026
bird furries will b- w, wait stop that. STOP THAT NO STOP TAKING THE SEEDS OF MY BURGER QUIT DOING THAT STOP IT
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Very Scary Coyote Party @remmyzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we're just coyote posting today
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! SLIME CURSED ! @sofia-drawsmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the client joins the stream and im working on their commission
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Lockhrin! @lockhrin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got clocked for wanting girl friends by treating women with more respect and care than I do their male partners and like. Yeah dude they're not pissing me off in video games they're just over there chilling and maybe being cool if that's what they're into. They didn't just feed my lane
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lockhrin! @lockhrin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's just toberslop
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 02/10/2026
Smoking a lil something to take the edge off
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im gonna explode
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Soviet Marmalade @sovietmarmalade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
VOTE DEADMAN DANNY! #Deadlock
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Ceru 🎵 @cerutoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For @pikabata.bsky.social 🐉💛
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Movies Fan (At The Movies) @zephie.net · 01/10/2026
he's always saying stuff like this
Iizuka Reveals Goal of Making 'Sonic the Hedgehog' as Iconic as a Walt Disney CharacterTakashi Iizuka Says the Blue Blur is Still Only "Halfway" to His Full Potential Takashi Iizuka Talks About His Desire to "Make Sonic the Hedgehog into a Real Boy" Iizuka Outlines Twelve-Step "World En-Sonic-ification Project", Claims United Nations "Cannot Stop" Him
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Robo @robogrind.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
sillayy
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ko-fi doodle for shadow40010! #art #dragonquest #shamhatwitch #kofi
Digital drawing of a sham hatwitch from the Dragon Quest series. It is very round with little legs.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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sobaka @kogti.org · 30/09/2026
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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