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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You ever think In American football, after a touchdown, there's the option between an extra point in a safer way or two more in a risky way Clearly the manlier thing is always go for a risky money shot But it's also manly to win games This is all to say, masculinity+++ isn't a very logical system

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's gotta be a better extreme version of "relaxed" than "sexually satisfied." Maybe "high." Somebody brought up the idea of Michelle Obama as the next president elect, and... Bro. Just the idea feels like a warm blanket or a ray of sunshine. Euphoria. Dreamlike. It's been on my mind for days.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My childhood forums getting axed and now Discord and everywhere getting the "child protection" destructive gloss always felt like... "Child molester found with a child on Grand Avenue. Grand Avenue permanently closed after the man and child were escorted away."

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Friendly reminder that before you ghost someone you ALWAYS have the option to text them one final time with the phrase "something happened."

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bean @beanhoots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

3 page comm for @discobirb.bsky.social ! thank you again! being turned into crow fat is a great honor, as Geese here has just found out #vore #digestion

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The struggle to beg for noncon play from friends who are polite and respectful...

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How does one stay sitting and wipe? Like I know half the population stays sitting but I'm out here with a dumpy I can't reach around like that.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Something I find myself consistently thinking about... The Buddhas of Bamiyan, for example. It feels awfully presumptuous to assume we have the absolute best technology for uncovering our buried historical secrets, but then, unburying them anyway gives them all that more time to get destroyed.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Forget slapping a chicken so hard it's cooked, we know that's been scientifically proven impossible or whatever-- Can I slap water so hard it becomes carbonated? o -o

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I haven't done any drugs-- like nothing not prescribed by a doctor or like medicine. I mean like, no weed or cigarettes. I just have no desire, really. It smells too bad, all of it. So... Is it weird that imagining my character as a chainsmoker or like a weed guy, that that brings me a lot of joy?

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Generally, I like being prey more. Hearing "oh, so you're prey-only?" makes me so incomprehensibly sad and mad though? And it's like **why not** but hearing somebody else say it makes me feel so so selfconscious. I'm not prey-only! Shut UP. There are people in my DMs with green PFPs because of ME.

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Hopfel @hopfel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Drag n' Wash is out yoooo! If it's blocked for you on Steam, we have an Itch as well: gatordragongames.itch.io/dragnwash

gatordragongames.itch.io

DragN'Wash by GatorDragonGames, Hopfel, Jigglebonez, RalivDev, naelstrof, Ahze

Available for Windows, macOS, Linux

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It occurs to me that furcons are big enough now and people go to them with all different amounts of context-- There are people who don't know what e621 is, but who would recognize the 621 rule of furcons. There's undoubtedly a double-digit number, at least.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Doing research for a project You have no idea how much whiplash I got scrolling through a list of movies where there's a fish one and it's got the correct design style but instead of Finding Nemo it's called Finding Jesus There's two of them. They're real movies. There's Christian slop of *Nemo.*

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Big ups to Cool Cat and their collection of anti-bullying movies "Cool Cat: The Kids' Superhero!" and "Cool Cat and the Hollywood Christmas Parade" are very real movies, alongside "Cool Cat Saves The Kids" But things take a very serious turn with "Cool Cat finds a Gun"

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Allow me to make your day a little better by positing that Zootopia and The Bad Guys take place in the same cinematic universe. You're welcome.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why do programs keep track of my usage? Like, system memory should. All it does, telling me "yippee you spent 100 hours on this app! ✨", is make me wary about doing more of it. Seems counterproductive. Everybody needs to get Focus Friend btw.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

www.furaffinity.net/view/66148861/ New vore story just dropped-- yeah, from the famous Geese, one of the famous vore stories that Geese guy makes. And this one is size difference? Where the prey is smaller than the pred?? Weird. Strange, even. #oralvore #analvore #dubcon #vore

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Pique @annoy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

eating the green birthday boy birthday gift for Geese

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Guy who isn't really into the same things as I am, but close, and is a great flirt and vibe: - Has me in his DMs for HOURS and HOURS, teasing back and forth Guy who is into the EXACT same things as me and knows PERFECTLY how to tease about them: - Has me for three posts If you know, you know.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Birthday art from the boyyy @annoy.bsky.social Nakk's getting looser, he's not too far now from taking ALL of me. <3 One of these years, I'll have broken him... #analvore #vore Thanks Annoy awaa

Nakk, an orange sergal, spreads his legs out above Geese, who has both of his legs inserted into Nakk's asshole. Nakk is commenting about how even on a diet, Geese's legs are still way too thick and it feels like there's a third, while Geese records Nakk's ass stretching around both legs and a horsecock and calling out encouraginh words to get him to continue.

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Hopfel @hopfel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It wouldn't let me upload the full banner so have a Greeny crop instead C: Happy Eurofurence! #EF30

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Hopfel @hopfel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We're at Eurofurence, if you find me or @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social come say hi! Also got to submit one of the banner animations, weeee :D

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Possibly cold take: I would rather pay much more for a claw machine that isn't completely rigged than pay less for a game that I can clearly never win. I practiced claw machines at old Toad's and in Yakuza. I can't watch the claw perfectly wrap around a plush and immediately slide right off. Worst.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Nothing to quite take the wind out of your sails than "nobody really cares about [thing you're hyperfixated about] though, right? That must suck."

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Savvel @savvel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Fucking prey before you eat them is all well and good but fucking prey after slowly working a prey of their own into them is just next level~ Especially if they arn't a pred at all~ It just hits so many buttons~

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Bumping this for 8/8 If you haven't harassed Filinek yet, do it, I'm done asking or offering

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh also vore day-- somebody uh. Do that. Thanks.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Made a mod for Noita that makes me the player character. It looks very silly and I very much enjoy it. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... If you were curious how to do it, you could ask me but in truth I made this forever ago and only now uploaded it so I will be very little help.

steamcommunity.com

Steam Workshop::Geese Mode

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

So in Palworld, you have three roles for your pals really-- There's minmaxing them for damage, for mobility (like if they're a mount), and for work speed. You travel around with max damage and mounts and let the work speed pals work in your base. Pretty regular stuff. However...

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Ren @fir3dragon0113.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Some critters wiggled their way in my balls! I guess it's cooler in there than outside, eh? And some alts to the YCH I got from @fillinek.bsky.social of their boyo Tapio and @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social's Geese! #vore #cockvore #hyper #muscle #bara #easterndragon #sergal

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🔞 Fillin Arts 🔞 @fillinek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Do you enjoy comfy prey in your balls? Do you like when all the goodies are on display? Why not get @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social or me as prey on your bean! If you got, or plan to get this YCH, including custom species of this YCH i did. (its optional, its free, just contact me :3) #vore #cv

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I feel like my argument about porn, where it's 'the bad guy always wins! that's the point!' is bolstered by the fact that most of my kinks live in stark contrast to my politics. Dehumanization is absolutely peak in the bedroom and in porn but nowhere else.

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Argon Vile @argonvile.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

commission for beeffungusgeese there is a special moment when someone is waist deep in your ass and your penises touch they say if you make a wish at that exact moment the wish will come true

guilmon deep in elecmon's asshole wiggling and licking from the inside

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I CAN I'M ALLOWED I CAN DO IT, I CAN SAY F-SLUR, I'M A MAN MARRIED TO A MAN, WHY COULDN'T I, but I don wanna :c

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NoodleBread @noodle-bread.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Small Miles and @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social went to a diner together! Looks like Miles ordered the Geese #Serperior #Sergal #Vore #pokemon #snake #pred #prey #small #Smallpred

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Mink of the End @endm.ink · 08/05/2026

Content: hyper. Balls too loud, can't hear the muffled pleas. The weasel on the left is of @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #veins #stockings #weasel #canine #femboy #male

Lewd cartoon sketch of a siberian weasel wearing nothing and a caine creature weaing striped stockings squishing their body-sized cocks and balls together, a hand peeking out between them from someone buried between.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I've never really believed "love" was an ingredient you could taste, but-- Genuinely "Five Nights at Frickbear's 3" was such a good love letter to FNaF that it retroactively made me kinda like FNaF too. I even hate horror and grew up in a highschool of annoying kids who love FNaF. This one's good.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I've been flirting with @savvel.bsky.social and we talked about something I HAVE to draw. It might be THE gayest thing. Like, The Actual Most, Record-Breakingly Specifically-Gay Thing.~ Think it over. What does everyone think The Most Gay Activity is? We'll see if this has you beat when I draw it.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I dunno why people do this, my water's real gross now. #nofilter

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I'm so into collecting and finishing checklists as a mechanic in games that often it's the thing tying me to a game I've already put hours into. Now it's a kink ig too? Like... "I ate ALL of this species.~" You can decide to make them extinct, or just make them exclusive and yours. Good shit! Why?!

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"What's your favorite food, Geese?" Me: "Ramen." Them, thinking: 🍜 Me, thinking: 🤤♂️

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I remember, for so long, I was somebody who could never directly admit I wanted to get eaten or that I wanted to eat another character. In direct opposition to now, where I cannot beg *enough.* Big tummy? Sexy ass? Heavy balls? Lemme make it clear that I feel the way that @boldarts.vore.meme draws.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

PSA: Farting is a more vanilla kink than vore. So are feet, watersports, bara, yaoi, and almost all forms of BDSM. Not tossing shade at anybody, just making some people stare into their fridges for a long time.

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Geese @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Cold Take: The Library of Babel isn't interesting. I don't know if anybody thought it was that interesting to begin with, maybe only a subreddit, now? But saying stuff like "every part of everything you ever wrote is in there" is like saying "all the words you use are in the dictionary already."

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